(A.N. it's 1:38 in the morning yays!! wow this is the latest I have ever stayed up at your house. normally by now your mom would have barged in saying go to sleep or I would have fallen asleep because I am lame like that. wow. lol.)
Chapter 2 of
The Night Talker
One week later
"Sasuke," Naruto asked while Sasuke looked at his yaoi book
"Have you ever had a ramen shot?'
"Ummm… no"
"Oh you're missing out big time come on!"
"No I'm studying!"
"What are you studying?" Naruto asked as he got up and pulled out the porno mag. from behind Sasuke's text book.
"Anatomy!" Sasuke said quickly while grabbing the book from Naruto before he got a better look at it.
"Oh ok but please, will you please come with me?" Naruto started to give Sasuke puppy dog eyes that melted Sasuke's insides.
"No." Sasuke said trying to resist.
"Pretty please?" Naruto said transforming into his famous sexy-jutsu.
"Fine!" Sasuke exclaimed very annoyed with the naked woman standing seductively in front of him.
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"Ok Sasuke, these are my frien-"
"Hi, I'm Sakura," A pink hair girl said smoothly as she stepped closer Sasuke, "I'm single just so you know, I like hair dye and from what Naruto tells me, we have the same anatomy class."
"Shut up Sakura. Trust me you do not want to go out with her, I'm a much better catch, I'll take over your body any day." she said reaching out to touch Sasuke's spiky black hair.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Naruto said blocking her from touching him. "Chillax, you'll get a turn soon enough but now its time for Ramen-shots!"
"Fine," Ino said sadly as she looked really hard in to Sasuke's face "Sorry but I don't recognize you"
"Oh! That's cause I sit in the back of the class" Sasuke said covering up his lie.
"Yeah that's probably why; Sakura and I are always in the front. It's sort of like sibling rivalry but not at the same time." Ino said after Sasuke's comment.
"So what's a Ramen shot?" Sasuke asked trying to change the subject
"Ok it's ramen in a shot glass with vodka in it" said Sakura excitedly
"It was my idea" Naruto said proudly
Sasuke just looked at the shot glass that was placed in front of him, not sure if he should take it or not. Deep down he knew that if he did take the shot, he would become one step closer to the blonde he oh so desired, but still, ramen and vodka? That was a health issue of its own.
Maybe it won't hurt me if I drink it fast. Thought the Uchiha.
So Sasuke grabbed the shot glass in front of him and quickly downed it while everyone cheered.
"That's disgusting what else is in there!" Sasuke stated almost gagging.
"Ramen and Vodka that's it" said Naruto worried
"I guess I don't like the mix" Sasuke said with a funny face on.
"You just need some more here have this one" Laughed Ino
Sasuke down the second one too feel light headed from the vodka "A little better" said Sasuke with a calmer face on.
"Here try one more"
Sasuke down that one even faster, now drunk.
"Wow Sasuke you still look really stressed" Said Sakura, as she got up and started to rub Sasuke's shoulders with her hand, lightly rubbing her breasts against his back.
"Ummm.." Sasuke began to mumble as he tried to scoot away from the crazy pink haired girl. "I'm, ok. I'm not that stressed."
"Oh but you really do look it, here just relax" she said pressing her chest closer and harder this time until suddenly it stopped.
Sasuke looked behind him, only to see Sakura and Ino in each other's faces, glaring the other one down. He knew that pretty soon a cat fight would start, and even though Sasuke only knew the girls a little bit, he knew that one of them would be left dying on the street…or so, he hoped one would.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, chillax girls, if you guys want Sasuke you'll have to go through me first….I mean…why don't you have some more shots?"
"Fine," they both said as they drowned their remorse in vodka and ramen.
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When Sasuke and Naruto came back to the dorm it was nearly 1 in the morning and once Naruto hit his bed, he was out cold.
Today I had a ramen shot, and like Naruto, it was bad at first but eventually it grew onto me. And also I have yet another reason to hate girls physically. How come everywhere I go I am surrounded by fan girls who want nothing more to do than seduce me? How come I can't just have fan boys? That would be soooo much better. I need to figure out more stuff about anatomy or transfer into the class or something because I'm not really sure how long I can keep this lie but, I hope I can.
PS when the girls tried to rape me, Naruto said they would have to go trough him first to get to me, it makes me happy cause I know he cares… or…he just what's them to rape him too.
(Did you know that studying in student and dying put together? did you know that I thought up the idea of ramen shots? and since you are using my idea I should make you pay me can I pay you with pizza flavored ramen with otter pop chopsticks? That could work Now its 2:13am)