OG all beng so meen to me!1111!1!1! STO FLMING ME UR JELIS U CAnT MAK A GOD (Really. Please don't take God's name in vain.) SORY OR CAHPTER OEN OFR THAT MATTREER (I bet I could have made a better story when I was 5.)
Chapt4er 1 - Yong Luv (So NOW it is Chapter 1)
Sunkti open s he (WHAT GENDER IS SUNKIT!?) brilina t molating orna ge I's (What is that supposed to mean?) "WOW SUink yor I's r beautuful!" Sparliekdust yalper (Yalper?) d soon the hole clsn (Holeclan?! I thought this was in Thunderclan!) wuz in the nusery (How will they all fit? What about border and hunting patrols?)
"Wow shs pirrty Firstar sad pruuing (No! NoNoNoNoNo! Stick with you own Mate!)
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"Ye" Bruckenfir pured liking Sunits soulder (Why do you like her shoulder?) Sunkit let out a loud cry and a lare ywan the caln awwwwwwwwed
"Ho r u?" (Hoe are you?) Sunit (Make up you mind! What is your real name!?) aksed staning up and aciedtaly bumpiang noises (How can you 'aciedtaly bumpiang noises' with someone?) Brambleclwwa "i'm bramblwclaw (You almost spelled his name right! Congrats!) bramblesayck (I take it back.) prured licciing sunkit's cheec sunkit gasped "U LOVE ME?!1?1111?2?!/!" (Yes! Let us become Lesbian so I can marry you too!)
"e-" bramlsbe claw triid to exclain but sunki't nuzzld hem I luv u to (Great! You are a kit and he is a Warrior! Who's next? Lionblaze!?) she prued then suddenly somone cashred thru teh bhuses IT WUZ LOINBLAZ HE CIED "DIE DDIE DIE DYE (Kinda called it. And Why would Lionblaze be yelling 'DYE!'. Like food Dye?)" and lunched (LUNCH!) himelf (Him Elf!) sinit
DUN DUN DUN A CLIFANGEGR (Not really...) :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hppe u liek it (I didn't.) leeve a nic reveeiw (Never!) or i'll shot u (You already shot me?) wit a BB gun! (No you will not.) XD