Season 2 Episode 2

Doctor's Disorders

"It Will Leave You in STITCHES!"

In the haunted halls of Casper High, a short-heighted teacher of the school staff, Mr. Falluca, was staring down at some green tip that was pointing at his chest in somewhat amazement.

"Fascinating, possibly some of the most interesting domed mandibular formations I've ever seen." He said to himself, until he glanced up at the giant ghost mosquito, and he became more frightened. "I hope I don't end up seeing it from the inside!" The mosquito buzzed when it was about to attack the teacher, who cowered in fear.

However, the ghost was suddenly shoved through the ceiling intangibly by none other than Dani Phantom herself, who was currently in her ghost form.

"Anybody up for a game of slug bug?" Dani retorted with a smirk before she flew the bug out of the school and slammed it by a tree.

The bug got back up to its legs before fired red beams from all four of its eyes, which Dani managed to dodge the beam. The mosquito buzzed right towards her as she quickly avoided getting collided with it before she fired her own ghost beams while it evaded from her attacks. The mosquito pointed its nose and blasted some green goo that formed into a net that wrapped around Dani. It sent her flying and shouting through a tree, where Paul Sanchez was walking by. He gasped when he froze and turned to Dani, who was hanging upside down in the tree right near him.

"Paul!" He smiled excitedly that she said remembered his name. "You should run." Paul only ran right towards her with his arms out like he wanted a hug from the ghost girl. "No! Not toward me! AWAY! RUN!" She fired an ecto beam from her hands.

Paul ducked in surprise when he turned and saw her blasting a giant ghost mosquito away, which finally made him run away in fear. Dani gathered her ghost energy and broke free from the net goo and flew away before the bug fired another goo blast at her. She flew at top speed with the bug at her tail, until she stopped in front of some telephone poles and waited for the ghost mosquito to buzz closer and closer.

"Bug…" She said to herself before she quickly flew up, just as the bug collided with the wires. It got the huge shock of its afterlife. "Zapper."

However, even though the electric shock made the giant mosquito burst, it exploded into billions of tiny ghost mosquitoes. They all regained their airs before they gathered into one large group and flew straight back into Casper High.

Dani looked a little surprised by this sudden turn of events since her eyes were wide. "Well, one down...a billion to go." She muttered to herself with a dull look before she flew back to Casper High.


Theme Song:

(She's a phantom)

(Dani Phantom, Phantom, Phantom)

Young Dani Fenton, she was just fourteen
When her parents built a very strange machine
Designed to view a world unseen

(She's gonna catch 'em all, cause she's Dani Phantom)

When it didn't work, her folks, they just quit
Then Dani took a look inside of it
There was a great, big flash, and everything changed
Her molecules got all rearranged

(Phantom, Phantom)

When she first woke up, she realized she had snow white hair, and glowing green eyes
She could walk through walls, disappear, and fly
She was much more unique than the other gals
And it was then that she knew what she had to do
She had to stop all the ghost that were coming through
She's there to fight, for me and you!

(She's gonna catch 'em all, cause she's Dani Phantom)
(She's gonna catch 'em all, cause she's Dani Phantom)
(She's gonna catch 'em all, cause she's Dani Phantom)


Inside the hallways of Casper High, Dani returned to school in her human form, after having no luck finding the ghost mosquitos. She decided to take a break and meet up with her best friend, Tina Foley.

Tina was currently spraying herself with some unknown perfume, but it certainly didn't appear to be the best selling since Dani was covering her nose from the bad smell. "PHEW! What is that smell?" Dani asked her best friend while she grimaced in disgust.

"This?" Tina asked as she held up the canister of the perfume. "This is my all-over body perfume spray, I made it myself. I called it 'Foley: by Tina Foley'." She sprayed herself some more while Dani remained silent and watched her in confusion. "It combines with your natural body odor to create a sweet woman scent, it smells different to everyone who sniffs it."

Dani narrowed her eyebrows a little by the smell. "Tina...you smell like a sweaty cookie."

"By choice, the men would be swarming all over you."

While Tina opened her locker to get her stuff, a small group of ghost mosquitos buzzed right above the girls, which made Dani's ghost sense go off as she gasped in alert. She glanced around the hallway, but found nothing since the coast was clear to her. She then noticed that Paul Sanchez was walking through an aisle of girls with his usual peppy smile. All of the girls kept on commenting about his attractiveness, but he didn't look back at them.

"So many girls…" Paul said to himself before he stopped at his locker and opened it, revealing his shrine of his all-time crush, Dani Phantom (or Inviso-Belle in everyone's minds) as he admired the pictures of the ghost girl. "But only one you." While he continued to stare lovingly into his ghost girl shrine, a tiny ghost mosquito buzzed onto his hand, turned intangible, and phased right through his skin, nose-first. "Ow! Hey, you blemished my flawless skin!"

Paul closed his locker and walked down the hallway while he rubbed on his bitten hand.

Dani, Tina, and their other friend, Sam Manson, walked down the hallway together behind Paul. However, Tina suddenly stopped short and became absolutely speechlessly at the nurse sign in front of her. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" She moaned nonstop with wide eyes. Her friends both froze in confusion when they noticed this.

"Tina?" Dani asked, before she waved her hand in front of Tina's blank and speechless face. "Hello?" She got no response since she only continued to moan. Dani settled her attention on Sam, who looked familiar about this since he stared at Tina's fearful expression blankly. "What's up with her?"

"This happens every time she gets near the nurse's office." Sam replied dully before they both glanced up at the nurse sign Tina was staring at.

"Nur-nur-nur-nur-nur-nur nurse?!" Tina shuttered fearfully. She began to sweat and shiver badly, like she has just seen a ghost that gave her a heart attack, but nothing like Dani has ever fought.

"She has nosocomephobia, and this is a bad one! In a case like this, it's best not to let her see." Sam placed a paper bag over Tina's face before he allowed her to hold onto his shoulders. "Come on, Tina. Find a happy place."

"Right, right." They began to walk past the nurse's office while Dani followed behind and remained silent. "I'm not passing a nurse's office, I'm passing a...modeling agency." Once they were a good distance away from the nurse's office, Tina removed the paper bag and exhaled in relief. "Thanks, Sam."

"I've known you my whole life, but...you're afraid of the nurse's office?" Dani asked in confusion as she cocked an eyebrow.

"Yes! Nurse's offices, doctor's offices, hospitals: any place with sharp, pointy sticky things, and the smell of sick people!" Tina then cringed her face in disgust, probably for emphasising her thoughts.

Sam then took a whiff the air around him. He grimaced a little in disgust himself while he frowned in confusion. "Agh! Speaking of sick smells, what is that? Gym socks and snickerdoodles?" He asked his friends while he glanced around for the source of the smell.

"Foley: by Tina Foley." Dani and Tina replied in unison while Tina looked more proud, Dani was more dull about it.

"It's Tina's perfume." Dani added, until her ghost sense went off as she gasped with wide eyes. She looked ahead and found Paul Sanchez, who was oddly glowing green. He even moaned and held onto his stomach while he leaned against the lockers, like he was actually getting a little ill. The trio stared at the prep boy with surprised confusion. "Uh...is Paul glowing?"

"Uh, I know he's supposed to have flawless skin, but this is just ridiculous." Sam said as he glowered at Dani.

"Oh...I feel terrible and disfigured." Paul moaned as he glanced down at his hand where the ghost mosquito bit him before he frowned. "Stupid bug bite!"

"Bug bite?" Dani asked herself, wondering how a bug bite could have lead to Paul looking like that. She suddenly found a tiny ghost mosquito that buzzed right past her, completely ignoring her.

Dani gasped when she saw it buzz right towards her older brother, James. It then bit him on his neck, which made him yelp and drop his books before he slapped the back of his neck. Kwyn and Skye laughed at James, until a mosquito bit Skye in the neck, making him yelp as he slapped his neck. Another bit Kwyn on her hip as she, too, immediately yelped and slapped where the bug bit her. Pretty soon, the entire school was invaded by the ghost mosquitos when they began to bite and phase into the students' skins, making them shout and run for their lives as the hallways turned into chaos while the trio watched.

"Oh no, cover me guys! I'm going ghost!" Dani shouted before she ran into a room and her friends stood guard. Light emitted from the door until Dani changed into her ghost form when she phased from the door and through the floor.

She began to vacuum up all of the ghost mosquitoes with her Fenton Thermos. She sucked them in while she phased through some walls and floors of the rooms. After she managed to suck up some of the extra bugs, Dani phased back into the hallway, where she found Tina drinking from a water fountain with Sam waiting, and changed back into her human form.

"Well...that is all of them." Dani said while she held up her thermos and smiled, until she noticed one tiny mosquito left when her smile dropped.

It buzzed right onto Sam's arm and then phased into his skin. "OW!" He exclaimed as he slapped on his arm where the bug bit him.

"Except one…" Then the cheerleader captain, Daph Baxter, ran past the trio while she screamed and tried to get away from a group of ghost mosquitos. Dani shrugged at her friends innocently. "Or more."

Daph ran right towards the girl's bathroom while the bugs phased into her body, which made her phase right through the door, just as Dani caught up. She entered the bathroom and closed the door behind her.

"Hey, Daph...not that I care, but you okay?" She wondered while she slowly approached the stall where Daph was hiding behind.

"I don't feel so good!" Daph moaned from behind a stall while Dani stood there.

"Yeah, this always happens on goulash day." Two green ecto blasts were suddenly fired through the stall door Daph was inside of. Dani yelped in surprise as she ducked and dodged both of them until she tripped onto the floor with wide eyes, a little startled by what just happened. "Although...I've never seen goulash do that."

The stall door then got blasted into pieces as Dani shielded herself from the force. She looked back up and saw Daph emerging from the smoke, with a ghostly appearance (consisting with green skin, fangs, claws, and solid red eyes).

She glared directly at Dani. "Get away!" She growled menacingly as she stormed up to her more.

The monstrous cheerleader captain grabbed Dani by her shoulders and tossed her overhead. She shouted as she flew into another nearby stall. Daph stood there, growling, even when she briefly saw bright light emit from the stall and diminish. Dani, in her ghost form again, suddenly phased through the ceiling and roughly shoved Daph into the wall as she grunted from the impact. She turned around and growled, but Dani quickly grabbed her by her uniform top and slammed her head on the ceiling, ready to punch her right in the face.

"I wish I could say I didn't want to do this, but…" Dani said mostly to herself, but then Daph suddenly changed back to normal and passed out. She groaned as Dani held her close, but Dani looked a little disappointed that she didn't get the chance to actually hit her like she wanted to. "Agh! And just one cheap shot away from a semester-full of payback."

Later on, although Dani managed to suck in most of the spare ghost mosquitos, most of them have already made their way into every student in the school, minus Dani Fenton herself and Tina Foley oddly. All of the students immediately became very ill with a weird disease that none of the humans knew about, so the teachers immediately stationed their students into quarantine inside the school gym. The parents have already arrived to see their kids, but they were forbidden to have any contacts with the infected.

"Why can't we see our children, Mr. Falluca?! This is outrageous! They're sick, they need us!" Matt exclaimed with horrible concern and urgency since his eldest son, James, was one of those infected students.

"Now I understand your concern, folks, but I've been instructed to not disseminate any information at this time." Mr. Falluca said as he held his hands up defensively.

"But. you're. a. teacher! It's your JOB to disseminate information!"

Jackie began to sob loudly as she dropped to her knees in despair while Dani and Matt both stared at her oddly. "Poor James! He's always been my favorite!" She cried before she blew on a tissue and handed it to her daughter while it dripped some boogers. "Here you go, Dani. Don't lose this, it was your grandmother's."

"BLECK!" Dani exclaimed in disgust as she held the booger-covered tissue with her thumb and index finger.

"Hey, Dani, check this out!" Tina said, catching Dani's attention.

She walked over to her techno-geek friend, who had her closed fist up. "What's up?"

"Got another one." Tina opened her hand and revealed the last tiny ghost mosquito in her palm.

Dani's eyes went wide as she stared at it. "Tina! Get rid of that thing!"

"No, no, look! It won't bite, phase into my skin, or anything."

Now that Tina has mentioned it, out of all the students the ghost bugs could bite on, they have completely ignored Tina for some reason as if she was some kind of repellent. Of course, Dani knew obvious reason why the bugs completely ignored herself though.

"That's weird. I figured my ghost powers were protecting me, what's protecting you?" Dani wondered as she glanced up at her friend.

The mosquito then buzzed away from Dani and Tina, until they both realized why Tina was perfectly fine. "Foley: by Tina Foley!" They both shouted in unison.

Somehow, Tina's artificially perfume spray was preventing the ghost bugs from affecting Tina from this weird ghost virus, probably because they hated the bad odor/treat smell. "Wow, it's not just repelling, it's a repellent!"

Then, the gymnasium doors opened up, catching everybody's attentions. An old skinny-looking surgeon man walked from the room with a sinister grin while everyone stared at him in silence.

"Hello, people. I'm Dr. Bert Rand." He greeted casually, yet in a creepy way.

"Are you from the government's Disease Control Center?" Matt asked skeptically to the man with his arms crossed.

"Sure, let's go with that." He laced his hands before him as he continued to explain to the grown ups. "I can assure you that your children are in good hands, and will be transferred into the creepy, abandoned hospital on the edge of town."

The doctor was talking about the old abandoned hospital that hasn't been used in years, and it was always so eerie and stormy at night. Nobody really understood why some old, abandoned hospital would be the perfect place for about five hundred infected teenagers to be treated.

Matt cocked another skeptic eyebrow. "Under quarantine?"

"Yes, let's go with that, too."

"Oh yeah, and just why should we trust you?" Jackie asked suspiciously as she frowned at him.

"Because I'm with the government, and I can audit your taxes if you don't."

That made Jackie change her mind when she stared at the doctor with wide eyes. "...we trust you." And then she immediately bolted away from him.

"Well, I don't trust him." Dani said out loud to Tina, looking a little suspicious about this doctor and this abandoned hospital he just mentioned. "Sam and James are in that hospital, and we've got to find out what's going on."

"Have a good time." Tina said merely before she began to walk away.

Dani frowned at her friend. "Tina, I said we!"

"You also said hospital."

Dani scoffed as she smiled reassuringly. "I go ghost, I turn invisible. I'll be in and out in no time." She then crossed her arms confidently, like she knew she had everything under control already. "Just watch."

Later on that eerie night, at the North Mercy Hospital (or No Mercy with the letters peeled off), Dani flew straight to the abandoned hospital in her ghost form. However, she was suddenly shocked by some kind of electric ghost shield while she shrieked. Dani then fell from the sky and tumbled right near Tina's feet.

"Well, let's just come back during visiting hours...or perhaps, not at all." Tina suggested hopefully as Dani sat up. She looked more surprised that this hospital actually had a ghost shield, like someone actually knew that she was gonna investigate.

"We can't do that, Tina." Dani said as she rose to her feet. "The fact that the hospital has a ghost shield, makes it even more suspicious. If I can't get in like a ghost…" She changed into her human form as she frowned confidently. "Then, I'll have to get in like a kid." The two friends then walked up to the entrance to the hospital, which was guarded by two guards in masks and green uniforms as they kept an eye out for intruders. "Okay, just hang out here and wait for me. You got my mom's Fenton Plasma Lipstick just in case?"

Tina pulled out a green lipstick that was currently capped. "It's a lipstick and an ecto blaster, because I'm worth it." She then smiled at her friend. "You got your dad's Boo-staff?"

Dani smiled when she pulled out an inactive cylinder, which was the same device that could expand into a green double-bladed beam bo-staff. It was the same one her father, Matt, once used during their brief father-daughter outing at Colorado, when he fought off against rapid mutant ghost animals. Dani once admitted that she wanted one and also wanted some kind of combat weapon for most of her battles, since she didn't want to only rely on her powers to protect herself.

"I've always wanted to bring this into my battles. Alright then…" Dani said as she tucked her deactivated Boo-staff into her pocket. She then jumped onto Tina's arms while she held her up bridal-style. "Let's make this good."

Dani mimicked a sick teen while Tina walked up to the two guards, until one held his hand up and stopped her. "This area is restricted, no one meddles." One of them said to her.

"But my friend is sick, she needs to be in the hospital. Her, not me." Tina said as she glanced between Dani and the guards.

"It's alright, guards. Stand down." Dr. Bert Rand said as he walked from the doors and to the girls. He smiled down sinisterly at Tina and the 'unconscious' Dani. "Has this young lady been exhibiting any ghost-like symptoms?" Dani peeked an eye open before she activated her invisibility and turned herself visible again while Tina watched in silence. She then moaned weakly as she wobbled off of the techno-geek's arms and onto the doctor's. He held her up bridal-style as he looked her over. "Oh no! You poor, sick human child! It's worse than I thought!"

Tina witnessed that the doctor looked up and gave a thumbs up for someone that was looking outside a second floor window. It responded before it disappeared as Dr. Bert Rand walked into the hospital with Dani, leaving Tina behind.

"So, what's the skizzle, fizzles?" Tina asked the guards, breaking the moment of silence.

Inside the abandoned hospital, the hallways were dark and cobwebbed from not being used in years, even the walls were cracked and peeling, revealing some bricks on the walls.

While the doctor pulled Dani on a wheelchair, she peeked through her eyes narrowly and saw all of the students who were bitten by the ghost mosquitos, looking very ill. They were moaning with green skin, but they were also exhibiting some ghost powers from their bites, like levitation, invisibility, ghost senses, intangibility, and ghost rays. Dani was very sure that the ghost bugs were responsible for giving them ghost powers, since they were ghosts themselves, but she didn't know what kind of virus this was that was causing this ghostly-disease.

They passed by Daph's patient room, where she accidentally fired some beams of ghost energy from her eyes and demolished her TV. "Darn! Right at the part where he said, 'You complete me'." Daph moaned in disappointment as she buried her head into her hands.

An intangible band geek then ran past Dani and the doctor while he snorted. "Now, now, son! Must try to control those powers!" Dr. Bert Rand said to the geek before he ran down the hallway to chase after him, leaving Dani alone.

Dani looked down the hall to make sure he was gone. With the coast finally clear, she sat up from the wheelchair and activated her Boo-staff as it expanded with its green double-edges, in case of any possible fights. Dani walked down the rest of the hallway while she continued to watch all of the teens unintentionally showing their ghost powers that she herself has already mastered.

Dani walked up to Kwyn, who was sitting in the middle row of the chairs until she looked up at her. "Fenton? You're in here, too?" She asked, until there was suddenly two Kwyns sitting next to each other, which made Dani jump in surprise just as four more popped out of nowhere. "Four!" Kwyn continued to duplicate into twos as they all spoke at the same time. "Six! Eight! Who do we appreciate? US! US!" The Kwyns all gasped and shrieked before they scattered down the hallway. "RUN! RUN FOR US!"

Dani watched them all disappear until she looked a little annoyed as she placed her free hand on her hip. "Are you kidding? I've been trying to do that trick for months! That is so wrong!" She exclaimed in dismay.

"Uh, nurse? Feeling a little lightheaded, literally!" James's voice said, catching Dani's attention. She walked up to a counter with a small container filled with weird green energy.

"James?" The energy then formed into James' head, which made Dani recoil in shock before she suddenly heard a boy screaming elsewhere. "I'm going-" She stopped short when she noticed that her brother was staring at her. She twisted the jar a little to turn his head before she finished her battle cry. "Ghost!" She changed into her ghost form with her staff still in her hand before she flew off to the source of the scream.

In a hospital room, Paul was laying on his hospital bed, reading a book, until he gasped and exhaled as his ghost sense went off. Just then, Dani phased into the room and held out her staff while the prep boy glanced up with a smile.

"Did somebody need some help?" Dani asked, until she turned around and found Paul. "Paul! Uh...it is Paul, right?"

"You came for me!" Paul said, looking pleased, excited, and in love all at the same time as he laced his hands together eagerly.

However, his gothic nemesis, Sam, angrily pulled the curtains away and glared at his preppy rival. "She didn't come for you, she came for me!" He snapped at him while Paul only remained silent in confusion.

"Uh, hi...mister." Dani said to Sam casually before she hovered close to Paul. "Can you excuse us for a second?" She then flew into Sam's side of the patient room and closed the curtains before she deactivated her staff. "Sam, are you alright? I heard a scream."

Sam furrowed his eyebrows. "Yeah, that was me. You'd scream, too, if you were stuck in a sleepover with him." He pointed at the curtains, referring to Paul.

Dani eyeball-glanced to the side with reluctance. "Actually, I kinda doubt that."

"Hello, ghost girl!" Paul called from his side before Sam suddenly levitated off the ground and up towards the ceiling. "Are you done talking to the unpopular boy yet?"

Dani noticed Sam when she glanced at the ceiling and flew up as she gently placed her goth friend (who was still glowering unfazed with his arms crossed) back on the ground by his shoulders. "Uh...be right there!"

Dani released her friend before she flew back over to Paul side, just as Sam levitated back up to the ceiling. He growled in frustration that he couldn't control his new power of levitation, unlike his half-ghost friend.

Just as Dani landed next to Paul, he gasped again when his ghost sense went off. "What the heck is this?" He demanded with irritation.

"It's called a ghost sense." Dani told him. She then gasped when she made her own ghost sense go off, to demonstrate and show him, before she smiled with a small shrug. "See? It lets you know what ghost is near."

Paul leaned closer and stared at her heavenly while she recoiled a little. "Like you."

Dani then went back to serious business at hand when she pointed at him. "That bug bite gave you ghost powers, didn't anybody explain anything to you at all?"

Paul made himself a look of confusion, like she has just mentioned something he noticed a while back, but never actually considered it. "No. They just brought me in here, took a few tests, and stuck me in the same room with spooky nobody over there."

"For the record, I can hear everything you're saying." Sam said from above the ceiling, catching their attentions when they glanced up at him in confused silence.

"Hold that thought." Dani said to Paul before she flew back to Sam's side of the room and dragged Sam back onto his bed.

"As much as I hate to admit it, he's right about one thing. I don't know what they're doing in this hospital. Nobody's talking to us, nobody's helping us…" Sam admitted as Dani tied the sheets to Sam's legs to prevent him from floating up to the ceiling again.

Just then, from Paul's side, Dr. Bert Rand walked into the room with a gas mask over his mouth and nose. He wheeled in a gas tank along with him before he hosed green mist all over the room. The second the gas flew over Paul, he began to feel drowsy and he fell asleep on his bed in an instant.

"Oh, you poor little teen, you're tired, aren't you?" The doc said somewhat mockingly before he walked past him and continued to hose the gas into the entire room.

Mist poured from below the curtains and billowed into Sam's side of the room. The gas flew onto Sam's face and he immediately yawned in drowsiness. "So...sleepy…" And he immediately fell asleep as well.

"Sam? Paul?" Dani asked until the gas began to affect her as well when her eyes began to get droopy. "Getting tired...gas is affecting me?"

Dr. Bert Rand suddenly pulled the curtains away and smirked down at the ghost girl. "Of course, child, that's the point!" He said out loud, which made Dani turn around and gasp when he discovered her. "You didn't think this was an actual hospital, did you?"

The doctor then shape-shifted into a familiar-looking enemy Dani has once fought before:

"You're Penelope Spectra's assistant, Bertrand!" Dani said out loud, until her eyes popped wide in realization. She then facepalmed herself for not realizing it sooner. "Bert Rand, Bertrand. Oh, how did I miss that?" She then dropped onto her legs when the gas and her growing drowsiness began to overtake her while she tried to fight it.

"Why don't you roll that over on your last two seconds of consciousness?"

"Tina's right...hospitals stink!" Dani finally collapsed onto the floor and passed out when the gas took full effect on her.

A few minutes later, Dani groaned when she began to regain consciousness and fought the sleeping gas' effects.

"Where am I?" She muttered to herself, until her eyes shot wide and gasped when she found herself in an operating room. She was also strapped to a bed with glowing green straps, and was currently in her human form. She strained against the restraints, but unfortunately had no luck, and she also couldn't even phase out of them.

"Save it, sweetheart, those restraints are ghost-proof. You're in for the duration." Bertrand said as he hovered above her with a smirk.

Dani glanced to the side, where she found a table full of scalps, needles, knives, and other sharp utensil tools that could give her a world of hurt. Bertrand then flew away without another word.

"Somebody tell me what's happening here!" Dani demanded when she managed to sit up.

She was suddenly became flash-blinded when operating lights flipped on in her face. Dani opened her eyes and readjusted her vision, until she finally saw another familiar ghost shadow enemy she once fought in the past, along with Bertrand. It was Penelope Spectra herself, the misery-eating ghost who was currently in her shadow ghost form.

"Allow me. You know how we therapists love to talk it all out." Spectra said with a sinister grin as she clenched her hand into a fist.

"Spectra?!" Dani said quietly as she stared at the ghost in shock.

Meanwhile, back outside the hospital, Tina was hiding behind some bushes as she peeked above them and stared at the guards by the entrance, hovering a few inches off the ground, confirming that they were indeed ghosts. If there were ghosts guarding an abandoned hospital in the middle of nowhere, then something suspicious was definitely going on inside, but Tina did not want to even step inside that building.

"Spooky hospital, ghosts guarding the joint…" Tina said to herself before she shrugged like she has nothing to worry about. "Still, no sign that Dani is in any real danger yet, right?"

"LET ME GO!" Dani shouted from inside the hospital, loud enough for Tina to hear when her eyes went wide.

"...still, technically not a cry for help."

"HEEEEEEEELP!" Tina froze again, but then smiled again as she crossed her arms.

"Well, not a cry for me."

"TINAAAAAAAAA!" That finally made Tina slouch in disappointment when she knew that her best friend really was in real danger.

"Oh dang!"

She then made a confident look when she brought out the Ecto Lipstick and her Foley: by Tina Foley perfume spray can before she ran in front of the ghost guards. They glanced at each other in confusion before Tina shook her can and sprayed herself as its mist reached to the guards, making them both cough from the bad smell.

"Oh please, you're ghosts! Do you have any idea what you smell like?" She retorted somewhat offendedly. She then aimed out her lipstick and fired a beam at them, that sent her backwards onto the ground from the force, but fortunately she managed to knock the guards away from the entrance as well. Tina smiled at her new lipstick weapon. "I'm loving this lipstick, it has a perfect scent for looks and crooks! Don't worry, Dani, the cavalry's coming, whether she wants to or not."

Tina quickly disguised herself as a surgeon with an apron and a mask. She walked quietly and fearfully down the dark hallway of the hospital, trying her best not to run straight out of the building. The techno-geek then yelped when a ghost-infected student levitated in front of her and phased through the floor at her feet while she watched.

"Tina, is that you?" Sam asked from out of nowhere, catching her attention.

"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" She asked as she looked around for her gothic friend.

"Up here!" Tina finally looked up and found Sam levitating on the ceiling as he stared down at her.

Tina removed her mask and stared at him with confusion. "Sam?" She then smiled and laughed a little at the sight of her friend not having control over his new levitating powers he acquired from his ghostly bug bite. "HA! And you called me an airhead!"

Sam frowned as he crossed his arms. "You know, you should really stop and consider all the vile things I could do to you from up here."

Tina pinned her back against the wall, trying to stay out of sight from any enemies that could be nearby. "I think Dani's really in trouble, have you seen her?"

Sam shifted positions on the ceiling as he began to explain to his friend. "Awhile ago, but I fell asleep and when I woke up, she was gone. There's something evil happening here."

Tina removed her apron and mask and placed them into a laundry basket. "It's a hospital, Sam, there's always something evil happening here. We have to find Dani!"

"Unfortunately, I think we means you." Sam briefly lost his balance while he spoke and hovered his back towards the ceiling again. "I'm pretty useless, and there's cameras and guards everywhere!"

"But not in there! Hey, push that vent open!" Tina pointed at the air vent beside Sam before he did as he was told and pulled it open.

Tina then pulled an IV, tied two tubes into lassos, and threw them to Sam's ankles as she dragged him down while he yelped. She tied the tubes to the IV, which made Sam float there ridiculously while he frowned with his arms crossed. Tina carried a chair and placed it underneath the vent before she used it to reach up to the opening as she grabbed onto it and climbed into it.

"If I'm not back in five minutes...just float up there, okay?" Tina said before she crawled through the vents, leaving Sam to roll his eyes.

Back in the operating room, Dani glared up at her old therapist who turned out to be a sadistic ghost in disguise. She once tried to feed off misery from every student in Casper High to keep herself beautiful, and she even wanted to kill and destroy her older brother, James, in the process.

"What do you want?" Dani demanded.

"What everybody wants, Danielle." Spectra said before she flew behind Dani and pushed her bed. "And for me, that means being beautiful." She pushed her in front of a locker cabinet. "Which is why I'm assembling this." Spectra opened the locker and revealed a whole new body for herself.

This body was similar to her main human disguise (same hair and makeup), but had paler skin, triangular purple earrings, and no glasses. Its outfit consisted of a green necklace, a black cropped V-neck shirt with green trim on the sleeves, green arm-length gloves, black pants with green trim on the waist, and green thigh-heeled boots that reached to the thighs and have flame designs at the top. The only thing that was missing were the eyes.

"A brand new me, fashioned from only the best teen genetics." Spectra said with a grin.

"So the ghost bugs? The virus?" Dani said as she narrowed her eyes even more.

"All part of my plan. I needed to get the children away from the adults all in one place." Spectra flew to a round steel door before she pressed a button and revealed a green glowing room, which was some kind of DNA extracting room, as Dani stared at it in awe. "So I can siphon away the best qualities of each of them: James' brain, Daph's lean and strong muscles, Paul's nearly flawless skin."

Dani cocked an eyebrow. "Nearly flawless?"

"He has his mole, isn't it obvious?" Dani only blinked in disbelief and confusion, which meant she obviously hadn't noticed before she glared at Spectra again. "I had to treat them all with my little ghost virus to get them all in one place."

"And the ghost powers?"

Spectra only waved her hands in front of her. "A side effect." She then flew behind Dani's bed again. "And at some point, the powers all be too much and they'll all burn out into little withered husks." She began to push Dani close towards the DNA extracting room while the girl began to panic a little. "Wouldn't that make a great class photo?"

Back with Tina, she was currently crawling through the vents while she tried to talk to herself and drown out her fear. "Okay, I'm not in an air vent in a spooky hospital, I'm in an air vent in a totally not-spooky modeling agency." She told herself with her eyes closed.

Back in the operating room, Dani tried to pull herself from the bed in desperation until she glared back up at Spectra. "You'll never get away with this, Spectra!" She declared defiantly.

"Oh, but I already have." Spectra said as she smiled at her. "And you, Dani, you're the grand prize! I need your extraordinary powerful and unique genes that keeps you looking young and beautiful to lock this perfect body together and stabilize it so my ghost form never burns out and never grows old! How helpful and special are you?"

Spectra finally rolled Dani into the glowing extraction room while she glanced around in panic. A vacuum-like hose emerged from the walls and made its way towards Dani, ready to take some of her human-ghostly hybrid genes. She struggled against the restraints again, but she still couldn't break nor phase free.

"If she's so hot on getting Fenton DNA…" She said to herself before she smiled down at her pocket when she remembered the handkerchief her mother blew her nose on earlier. "Maybe I can provide a substitute."

Dani strained as she tried to reach for the tissue before the whole room turned red when the vacuum began to suck. She managed to grab onto the tissue and allowed the vacuum hose to suck in the booger-covered handkerchief instead. It traveled through the pipes and into Spectra's new body when the locker cabinet steamed and hissed.

"Excellent!" Spectra said.

"Excellent!" Dani said before the ghost therapist pulled her bed out of the room and smirked at her. "I mean...you fiend!"

Spectra flew to the locker and opened the doors as light flashed from it, making Dani gasp in awe. Spectra laughed evilly as she pulled out her new body and phased into it before she slipped in her body like a jumpsuit, until her empty eyes glowed green while Dani stared at her in awe. With a cruel maniacal laugh, she flew out of the operating room, leaving Dani to rot on in the operating room powerless.

Like a miracle, Tina kicked open the air vent open and jumped down with her eyes closed as she landed on the floor. "Hello, models." She said, until she opened her eyes and turned to Dani. "I mean, Dani! You're okay!"

Dani smiled at her friend's timely arrival. "Tina, you broke into the hospital!" She said, but then cocked an eyebrow in bewilderment and confusion. "You broke into a hospital?"

Tina frowned at her in annoyance. "Please stop saying hospital, because I will run and leave you here to perish."

She pulled out her Ecto Lipstick and fired a couple of beams as she burnt off the ghost proof restraints off of Dani, setting her free before she sat up. She regained her ghost energy when she jumped to the air and changed into her ghost form.

She smiled down at Tina, who blew the energy vapor off the top of her lipstick. "Plasma Peach, it's great for kissing." She said mostly to herself before Dani then flew down and grabbed her as she flew across the room. "This place, goodbye!" And they phased out of the operating room.

In another room in the hospital, Bertrand was sitting next to Daph, who was staring lovingly at the TV of a man singing.

"Oh man, when he sings 'Wind Beneath my Wings', I just go to pieces." Daph sighed infatuatedly while Bertrand only remained silent with his arms crossed.

"What's up, doc?" Dani said, catching Bertrand's attention. He glanced up and saw her hovering in the air with her arms crossed.

"YOU!" Bertrand exclaimed in alert.

Dani only smiled and then glared as she charged up her hand and fired an ecto beam at Bertrand, who flew into the air, but then got blasted back to a wall and collapsed to the ground, all bruised up.

He suddenly began to growl as his eye turned solid red and then they popped out of their sockets when his skin turned green and began to bubble, and shouted as he gained fangs and his face began to rearrange and his sharp tongue stuck out before he shook his head rapidly. Dani and Tina both watched in horror when Bertrand began to grow into a giant zombie doctor ghost as he towered over them and roared before his head exploded, revealing his brain and growled. While he panted heavily, Daph stood up from her seat, at first she casually walked away until she ran down the hallway, shrieking in fear. Bertrand smirked when he created himself a giant scalp with his own energy.

Tina aimed out her Plasma Peach directly at Bertrand and charged it up. "Don't move! I mean it! This thing both moisturises and repairs damage to the wind and sun!" She said.

Bertrand, however, merely swiped the lipstick away as it tumbled on the floor and accidentally fired a beam at Paul, who gasped in shock. "Paul-I mean, whatever your name is, lookout!" Dani shouted as she quickly flew to him and shoved him out of the way before the beam fired over them.

Paul and Dani both sat up and then they stared at each other romantically. "Hi…" They said in unison, until their moment was ruined when Sam's combat boot slammed on top of Dani's head, making her grunt and flinch a little from the impact.

She glared up at Sam levitating on the ceiling, who was missing a boot. "Oops, sorry." He said innocently with a smile before he wiggled his gray sock-covered foot.

But then Sam's smile dropped when he heard Tina yelling as Bertrand pinned her to the floor. "Okay, now this is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me." He said as he shifted his scalp into a syringe.

"How about neither of us gets hurt? Why isn't that an option?" Tina asked rhetorically as she braced herself.

Dani arrived in the nick of time when she double-kicked Bertrand away from her friend as he crashed into a wall. He began to feel weak when he shifted back into his normal human form while he moaned and looked up at Dani, who hovered above him.

"Dude, you bedside manner reeks! I think it's time we sent you back to nursing school." She said as she pulled out her Fenton Thermos. She began to suck in a screaming Bertrand until he was completely inside the device before she recapped it.

Dani landed next to Tina as they smiled at each other. "Very impressive, Dani, but a bit late I'm afraid." Spectra said, making the girls turn around in worry. They saw her floating in front of them in her new body while she grinned evilly with her hands on her hips.

"I know I said a modeling agency, but I meant one with boys!" Tina said, a little creeped out by Spectra's new body.

"It's nice, right? Smart? Beautiful? Deadly?" Spectra sent out a purple stream of energy and it formed into a fist when it grabbed Dani by her waist, lifted her in the air, and slammed her to the ground as she grunted.

Tina quickly picked up the Plasma Peach Lipstick and fired a beam at the old ghost therapist fraud, but she dodged it easily when she ducked to the floor and was forced to release the ghost girl. Dani glared when she got up and charged straight at Spectra. Before she could even react, Dani kicked her hard and sent her flying across the hallway. The eight duplicates of Kwyn quickly scattered out of the way while they screamed until Spectra crashed onto a table before a container (the one with James' head inside) landed on her lap.

"I can't feel my toes!" James exclaimed in the jar.

"Let's see if you can feel this!" Spectra said with a smirk as she rose to her feet and threw James straight across the hall while he screamed from the inside.

"NOOOO!" Dani cried out.

Luckily, Kwyn managed to jump into the air and caught James's head like a football. "I got it, go long, other Kwyns!" She shouted to her duplicates as she pointed at Dani.

They all obeyed her command and charged at the ghost girl. Dani frowned as she turned intangible and ran straight through all of the copies, which took them a little by surprise since they froze their tracks. She turned tangible again and ran towards the real Kwyn. However, she threw the container as James screamed again and Kwyn's duplicates tried to catch him, but they all missed him completely, which made Dani gasp in worry with wide eyes.

"I got him!" Tina shouted as she jumped up and caught James before he collided with the floor. She rolled on the floor before she managed to sit up and smiled down at James. "It...whatever!"

"Your fly is open." James said, making Tina's smile drop in confusion.

Dani smiled in relief that her brother was safe before she charged at Spectra again. However, she zapped her with purple electricity as Dani shouted until she dropped to the floor.

Spectra then pinned Dani down with her foot while she glared until the former ghost therapist's eyes and body began to glow brightly. "Aah, there we go. Your DNA is finally kicking in, which means I should be all powerful in three, two, ONE!" She said as she held her arms up and she hovered into the air. However, with a sudden pop, her body became more obese and gained Jackie Fenton's figure. Spectra looked down at herself in surprise and shock by this sudden turn of events. "What? What happened? Why do I suddenly feel like bladdering out about ghosts? And why do I feel like eating fudge? Lots and lots of fudge?!"

"You wanted Fenton DNA. Unfortunately, you got it...courtesy of my mom's nose!" Dani said casually as she smirked even more. Spectra's body then suddenly became a living pile of mucus and boogers, which made her shriek in horror as she stared down at her booger-covered hands. "There's a 'you blew it' pun here somewhere, but I'd rather not."

Just when Dani was about to get up, Spectra growled angrily as she lunged at the ghost girl. She landed on top of her while she pinned her to the floor again and glared at her murderously. "You're doomed, princess! And you know what, so are your friends! Now that those bugs have dug into them, there's nothing that can get 'em out!"

"That's what she thinks!" Tina said out loud before she ran off somewhere with an idea of her own.

"Will you please...GET OFF ME?!" Dani exclaimed before she flew up and punched Spectra in the face, but only ended up pulling her fist back with her glove now covered in boogers. "You know, if my life wasn't at stake, I would hurl right now."

Dani then charged her foot before she energy-kicked Spectra by her chin, sending her to the ceiling as she dangled from her mucus and glared with provoke. "Okay, that's it. Let's boogie!"

"See, that's the kind of pun I was avoiding with the whole 'blew it' comment." Spectra only roared as she jumped from her mucus and lunged at the ghost heroine again.

Inside the vents, Tina crawled through and stopped at the AC unit. She smiled like this was what she was hoping she would find. "Whoever said odor isn't everything, never meant Tina Foley? Here goes…" She said to herself as she shook her can of her artificially perfume and sprayed it onto the unit.

Back with the fight, Dani charged at Spectra, but she punched the ghost girl straight at her chin and sent her flying on top of a laundry basket with a grunt. Back inside the vents, Tina switched the unit from 'medium' to 'max' while she smiled brightly.

Spectra towered over Dani, ready to finish her off once and for all. "Any last words?" She asked sadistically, until a funny smell billowed from the vents. Spectra paused in confusion when she took a whiff of the funny odor.

"Uh, yeah, do you smell gym shorts and gingersnaps?" Dani asked her ghostly enemy.

"Actually, I smell tennis shoes and fudge-nutters." Spectra cringed and stuck her tongue out from the weird smell. "ACK! What is that gasly odor?"

From all around the hospital, Tina's Foley: by Tina Foley spray mist spreaded itself all across the building from the vents, into hallways and into patients' rooms. As the artificially perfume mist flew over the ghostly ill teenagers, the ghost mosquitoes phased from their skins, turning them back to normal as they regained their health and strengths, and even losing their ghost powers. Kwyn's ghost bug phased out of her body and all of her duplicates merged back with her. She smiled and looked down at herself in relief that she was finally cured. James' ghost bug flew out of his jar before he popped out of the container, back in his full body as he smiled and looked down at himself.

All of the teenagers who have been affected by Spectra's ghost virus have finally been cured from her evil, deadly disease.

Spectra stared up in shock when the group of ghost mosquitos flew above her. "What? How is this possible?" She asked herself in dismay and disbelief.

While she was distracted, Dani jumped from the basket, activated her Boo-staff, and swung at her from behind hard, splattering her mucus everywhere on the ceiling, walls, and floor. Dani made her staff float with her telekinesis before she pulled out her Fenton Thermos and sucked in all the rest of the mosquitos. She then vacuumed all of Spectra's boogery remains into the thermos as well.

With everything finally back to normal, Tina ran up to Dani just as she changed back into her human form, spun her staff expertly, and settled it down at her side on the ground. "Way to come through in the clutch, Tina!" Dani said to her friend while they smiled at each other.

"Yeah, how do you like that? My first trip to a hospital, and I'm the only one who didn't get hurt. HA!" Tina said in triumph, until Sam (with his power of levitation disoriented) suddenly fell right on top of her hard and pinned his friend straight onto the ground, hard. "OW!"

"Can I, uh, get my boot back now?" Sam asked Dani, who only stared down at her friends oddly while she blinked nonpussly.


The next day at the real Amity Park hospital, Tina's leg was fractured, thanks to Sam falling right on top of her, and was placed in a patient room. Sam and the Fenton family (minus James) were all present while she lied on her bed with her leg casted and hoisted up, and wore a hospital gown.

"Tina, we just wanted to thank you for getting our James out of that awful hospital." Jackie said to Tina gratefully, until she began to snicker a little. "Although...I have to agree with the authorities that the whole 'ghost plot' thing seems a bit far-fetched, huh honey?"

"Yeah…" Matt chuckled in agreement. "Everybody knows humans can't have ghost powers! Bye, Dani." And with that, Matt and Jackie both left the room, leaving the trio by themselves.

"I'm so sorry about your leg." Sam said to Tina with sincerity, since it was really his fault that his techno-geek friend was stuck there in the first place.

"I told you hospitals reek." Tina grumbled as she frowned and crossed her arms.

"Oh, come on, Tina. We beat Spectra and you should be fine in eight to ten weeks. Hey, it could be worse." Dani said with a laugh.

Then a nurse came in as she wheelchaired an old man into the room with her while she smiled. "Here's your new roommate, Ms. Foley." She said with a kind tone.

"Hey there, my name's Carl." The old man said as the nurse wheeled him up to the techno-geek girl. "No need to put me in bed, sweetie. Just wheel me up to the whipper-snapper so I can spend the next two weeks jabbering on about what it was like when I was her age."

"And...now it's worse." Dani said, right after the nurse left.

"Wow, look at the time!" Sam said as he looked down at his wrist that had no watch before he and Dani walked away childishly.

"What? Wait!" Tina begged in fear.

"You see that television? We didn't have television, we had radio..." Carl began.

Dani and Sam then waved at their friend weakly before they disappeared behind the door. "Oh, come on!"

"And that clicker? We didn't have clickers, we had to use a device called a knom. And you try to climb out the window? We didn't have windows in my day…"

Dani and Sam both ran out of the hospital with bright smiles on their faces. "GUYS!" Tina shouted, making them stop, but their smiles still didn't drop.

"Still, technically...not a cry for help." Dani said to Sam.

They continued their way back home, leaving their friend to rot with an old, babbling man in the hospital. "HELP!"