She-Pirate: Hello peoper (yes I did just use peoper, it's how you say people with the –err accent) on the internet, I'm sorry it's been so long.
person: it's only been 2 days.
She-pirate: *grabs stick and holds it threateningly* don't hate
person: I wasn't hating, I was just pointing out the obvious. *sees stick* B-but I'll disclaim for you.
person: She-pirates kick-BUTT does not on anything….. Cuz she's broke.
She-pirate: I'm not broke
Person: how much money do you have?
She-pirate: umm..2 dollars
Person:*laughs*
She-pirate:*finds blade, attaches it to stick, chases person*
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Okay, this is dedication time, the part of the show where I respond to comments, and whoop those who have not with my paddle.
JadeTyga: I'm glad I brightened your day, and as you can see this not a 1-shot. It should have 26 chapters, it might have less since I don't like SOME letters from the alphabet.
Ppgrulz123: I try, I try . At first I seriously thought someone would say 'you're not funny, get a life' so you made me feel good
Bubblycutie: I'm updating, I'm updating. Actually, all it is is a water gun filled with chocolate sauce, we did that at my church once.
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The City of Townsville… is safe, thanks to the PowerPuff girls. Like usual.
You know what, all I do every day is sit here saying: the city of Townsville this, The city of Townsville that. No one even cares about how many pickled peppers peter piper picked. So I'm going clubbing in Vegas, you wanna come Barbra? Let's go but first, go find a club we can join.
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"Soooooooooooo bored!" Butch announced loudly as he woke up from a fitful night's sleep.
"Let's go watch Barney's letter of the day today!" Boomer says quite excitedly, considering the fact he saw dead people walking last night.
"Yeah!" agreed Brick enthusiastically.
the ruffs gathered around the television to hear Barney sing about the letter of the day .
"The letter of the day is B," Barney sung very out of tune, " it starts off words like beep, and barf, and book and BEEAAANSSS! But most importantly, it starts off the name that belongs to me. Yes B!"
"Okay," Brick started, " first we need a food with b, because I'm hungry."
"OOH OOH pick me," shouted Boomer, " breakfast , breakfast is a food that starts with B.
"NO STUPID," said Brick, "breakfast is the time we eat, like I ate a piece of chicken at Breakfast O' clock."
"But, we didn't even have chicken at breakfast o'clock yesterday. We had PB & J," said Butch.
"Peanut butter Jelly Time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, peanut butter jelly , peanut butter jelly, eat it, e-eat, chew it up, chew it up," sang Boomer.
"Geez Boomer, if you're going to sing, do it in the bathroom where no one will hear the awful sound you call singing," Butch complained.
" that's what we can eat," exclaimed Boomer, " we can eat the bathroom for breakfast o' clock."
"dude, what is your problem, telling us to eat the bathroom, we poop there, Have you been taking drugs or something? Because the Boomer I Know does not eat Doo-Doo, even if it does look like chocolate pudding" questioned Butch.
"wait," said Boomer, realization filled his tone, " you mean the pudding you find in the white bowl in the bathroom, is really the same stuff dogs used to leave on MoJo? I'm gonna go wash out my intestines."
"What do we do know?" asked Butch. Brick replied saying: " Sit here and wait for Boomer's organs to be 'clean'."
"how 'bout we sing a song?"Butch asked but didn't wait for an answer. "This is the song that lasts forever, this is the song that never ends, some people started singing but they didn't know what it was. Now they keep on singing and singing because," Butch sang, with a voice quite full for a 5-year-old, " this is the song that lasts forever, this is the song that never e-"
"No, the song ends NOW!" said Brick and with that, he slammed a nearby vase into Butch's head. "this is a real song," Brick said and started singing, with a female's cheerleading suit on, " Hey, I'm a cheerleader now, UGLY you ain't got no alibi, UGLY you ain't got no alibi, UGLY you ain't got no alibi, UGLY you ain't got no alibi, UGLY you ain't got no alibi. Saw you walking down the street just the other day, I didn't see your damage from that far away, I should of got a clue when the kids started screaming, you walked up to me your buck teeth a gleaming, your hair is all frizzy and your face looks a mess, I thought it was a sack but, it's your favorite dress, you hurt the trees feeling and the birds all flew, I don't mean to insult oh wait yes I d-" Brick's routine was filled with shoulder shimmies, cha-chas, twists and whatnot, but it all came to a halt when Boomer appeared, looming through the door way with a death glare on his face.
"So," said Boomer, clearly agitated, shooting his death glare at anything and everything, " I go to disinfect my internal body systems, and you have a karaoke night. Without me. And you say I'm a bad singer, can you hear your selves? A dead pig probably but it's hooves over its ears."
"look B-" Brick started but was interrupted when Boomer said "Shun!" Butch tried to talk to him by saying, "Hey, Boommie-oommie-" but was also interrupted with Boomer's "Shun, Shun!"
"B-Bu-" The red and green ruff said simultaneously but were both interrupted with Boomer saying: "Shun Shun shun Shun Shun!" and also a snap, which was strange because they don't Have fingers.
After a while everyone got bored of being everyone and forgave…WITH THEIR MIND.
"I got it this time, we can eat-," Boomer was cut off by Butch.
"If you say bongo, I will give you the same treatment as MoJo.
Boomer walked away because he did not want to go to Antarctica.
"How about Butter?" Brick suggested.
"Thank you, finally someone besides me with SOME smarticles!" Butch replied
The Ruffs went through the refrigerator to get some butter. Butch came out with a 24 ounce/24 milliliter jar of butter. Brick with a stick of butter, and Boomer with mo stick cooking spray butter flavored. the boys simply chucked whatever they grabbed and stuffed it down the place where their neck should be. At first they ate so fast they couldn't taste as they slowed down, they realized just exactly what They were eating.
"Oh gosh no," said Butch, pulling the tub away from him, "this is Margarine."
"what's wrong with that?" asked Boomer.
"well, they use margarine to get lambs fat now, they give it to people but they colored it yellow."
I'm Blackmailing you, The next taco you eat, will come to life!
After the boys wrote their notes, the decided who to send them to.
"I'm sending mine to the power fluff green girl" said Butch.
"M e too only bubbles cuz she's nice and won't injure my internal organs if she figure's out it's me." Said Boomer.
"What is it with you and your organs today, Boomer?" Butch asked, "who are you going to give your mail to, Brick?"
"I think I'm going to give mine to the Turners." Brick replied.
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(the turner's house)
"Oh look honey," said Mrs. Turner, " we've mail. It says 'You have 7 days '.
"Aaaaaaaah! I'm too young to die," shouted Mr. Turner, running away.
"I'm not but I still don't wanna" screeched Mrs. Turner right after him.
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(puff's house)
"I don't even see why you made us fan-mail boxes, Blossom, no one even thinks about us unless we're saving their butt." Buttercup groaned.
"Hey, look mail" said Bubbles
"I don't have mail!" moped Blossom
"well, no one likes you, they like me because I'm the spice and the toughest fighter." Said buttercup acting a bit cocky.
Bubbles read her mail aloud, then buttercup.
"This is a good person whoever this is, warning me to never eat tacos." Bubbles said.
"Whoever this is," Buttercup said, "must be stupid, they only way they could get the letter to me is by knowing where I live. Dur-da-dur"
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"Hey, I'm not stupid" said butch from his perch where he was watching the girls read their letters.
"sure you aren't" said Brick
You know Barbra, when I said club, I meant a casino, not the card club with seniors.
"Pass the fruit salad, the lord knows my joints need some lubricating.
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Hey world, I know you're thinking WTF, where did all the funny go. But I have a reason for that, I forgot to save, had to rewrite it, and condensed it. Then I started thinking about new chapters (especially F) and the jokes got sucked into there. And this worked out a lot better in my mind. I NEED some jokes tell me if you have some. Just so you know, this was going to be 4 sentences, but now it's 4 pages. If you want to write a chapter for me, it gets dedicated to review and you get to boost my self esteem… That's not good enough for you. Then here, every review gets you a new pair of pants *offer only valid once*