"All right, before I unleash this beauty into the world," Iggy Koopa proudly stated as he held a weird yellow potion in his right hand, turning to Toadette. "Do you have anything you want to say?"
"...Yes, I do!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around to suddenly become a bit more humanoid, being in tight shorts as she was suddenly in her captain look. "I have a fart fetish, because I love farting and pooping my pants!"
Iggy was quite awestruck as Toadette farted several deep pitched brassy tuba poots, ending it on a wet note as she twirled around, returning to her regular form.
"...was that... necessary?" Iggy questioned as he was quite confused.
"Well yeah, of course..." Toadette smirked as she shook her head at the glasses wearing Koopaling. "It's also to reaffirm my love for diapers. Goodness knows that they can contain everything!"
"Normally, I'd chastise you, but me being an insane piece of shit, I have no room to complain!" Iggy laughed as he twisted his body, snapping his fingertips. "Bring in the test subject!"
Dry Bowser suddenly fell from the ceiling, breaking into various bones as Iggy poured the yellow potion over the pile of bones that consisted of the boney reptile, with Dry Bowser suddenly being completely covered in red hair.
"...great." Dry Bowser sarcastically commented as he could feel his hair going into his eye sockets. "...just what I always wanted... hair all over my body."
"You... gave DB a potion that sprouts hair?" Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face.
Iggy casually shrugged as he chucked the now empty potion bottle away, placing his hands on his hips. "Well hey, I had to do something with hair. I have crazy hair myself."
It was then that Dry Bowser's hair got out of control, and spiraled all across Bowser's Castle. Needless to say, there was enough hair to feed an entire kingdom.