Me: I meant to do this last part, so I will do this now. What's got Shadow on his "Sexyside."
Shadow: If you bang me in the bathroom right now.
Me: Why' Blade singing songs of love?
Blade: I love you, you love me...
Me: What is getting Sonic to become a criminal.
Sonic: I met you...at the meth lab.
Me: And what has our biggest loser show THIS?
Mall
Sonic: We are at the mall trying to get people to settle our arguments.
Blade: But we don't know what we're arguing about. That will be given by the other two.
Shadow: IF you can't get someone to to go "on you side," you lose.
Silver: Tourney style!
Shadow and Blade-Round 1
Shadow: The Ultimate Life Form will not lose to something simple as arguments.
Blade: Have to disagree with you, Shadow, hae to disagree with you.
They walk up to a random civilian.
Shadow: Excuse me, but we are having an argument and we would have a third party to settle it.
Civilian: Okay.
Sonic: We are trying to decide...
Blade: We are trying to decide...
Silver: Which little kid show is the best to watch.
Shadow: W-which little kid show is the best to watch.
Sonic: Shadow, you think it's My Little Pony.
Shadow: I think its My Little Pony.
Silver: Blade, you think its Barney.
Blade: And I think its Barney.
Silver: GO.
Shadow: Alright, so what else seems more friendlier, cuter, and lovable than a bunch of colorful, magical ponies.
Sonic: This is soo embarrasing for Shadow.
Blade: I'll tell you right now, a purple dinosaur that everyone loves. Even the kids sing-I love you, You love me...It shows that the show shows friendship by song.
Shadow: But, what little girls don't hate, maybe even love? Ponies.
Blade: This purple dinosaur also teaches a bunch of other things other than friendship.
Shadow: Well, who do you think won the argument?
The civilian pointed to...
...
...
...Blade.
Blade: Thank you sir.
Blade wins.
Sonic vs Silver-Round 2
Silver: I have been voted the best arguer in the world you know.
Sonic: Yeah, that won't help you here.
Shadow: Blade, ready to go historic on their asses.
Blade: You betcha.
Sonic and Silver found an adolecent cat male.
Blade: Perfect.
Sonic: So we are trying to settle an arguement, can you help us.
Civilian: Sure...
Shadow: We are trying to decide,
Sonic: We are trying to decide,
Blade: Which constitutional amendment is more important.
Silver: Which constitutional amendment is more important.
Blade: Sonic, you think it's the 27th amendment.
Sonic: I think the 27th amendment is more important.
Shadow: Silver, you think the 30th amendment is more important.
Silver: Well, I think its the 30th.
Blade: Go.
Sonic: The 27th amendment-Right to Bear Awesomeness.
Blade: There are only 26 amendments, ditwit.
Silver: The 30th amendment-Right to Bear Robots.
Shadow: Dafuq.
Sonic: Without my amendment, we would all have the same haircuts, same clothes, same whatever. With the 27th, we get to show off.
Silver: The 30th, everyone likes robots, they do everything for you, chores, jobs, maybe even that annoying homework. Without the 30th, you would still be doing you homework.
Sonic: Without the 27th, that robot would be the same as the others. It won't be badass.
Silver: Without the 30th, you wouldn't have a robot anyway.
Sonic: Well, which would you say is better?
Civilian: You probably.
Sonic: Thank you sir. I WON THE ARGUEMENT SILVER!
Sonic vs Blade-Championship
Blade: May the best person win.
Sonic: Which is me.
Blade: You get another dickshot.
Sonic: Well what about that wolf right there.
Blade: How about that pink hedgehog right there?
Sonic: Rock paper, scissors?
Sonic won, so they went to the wolf, which was...
Ensis: Hi Blade.
Blade: Hey, we are settling an argument, and we want you opinio-
Ensis: I will go with your stance.
Blade*to Sonic*: BAD CHOICE ASSHOLE!
Shadow: We didn't have to give our arguments.
Silver: What a relief.
Blade wins
Scoreboard:
Sonic-1 loss
Shadow-1 loss
Silver-1 loss
Blade- 1 loss