I'm so glad you guys liked the last set of headcanons! This time around, it's what happens to the characters after one too many drinks. Enjoy~!
Eren gets sleepier and sleepier and sleepier, until eventually he passes out on the nearest available surface. He'll wake up the next morning with no recollection of what happened.
Armin tries not to touch alcohol but, when he does, he'll go a little bit manic, and try to tell everyone the most bizarre/disgusting facts he knows.
Mikasa gets even more protective of Eren, and will refuse to let anyone near him. She'll repel 'threats' by barking at them like a dog.
Bertholdt is the kind of drunk that gets loud and clumsy. Not ideal, considering how much damage a 6' 3" guy can do if he falls on you.
Reiner starts suffering from extreme paranoia. He'll shuffle into a corner, and stare suspiciously at people if they get too close to him.
Sasha runs to the nearest kitchen and sets about making the weirdest meals imaginable. Some of the concoctions have included blueberry and mustard paste, and a whole chicken stuffed with Levi's socks.
Connie is a giggly drunk, the kind that laughs for hours at the mere mention of the number 69. He once started hyperventilating after someone whispered 'dick' in his ear.
Marco will try to flirt with anything that moves. Literally, anything. He has been caught trying to sweet-talk horses on many occasions, although his preferred target is Jean.
Jean gets extremely jealous of anyone that Marco flirts with, and tries desperately to get his attention by any means possible. Even if it means doing something alarmingly stupid.
Ymir starts singing tunelessly at the top of her voice, even singing normal speech, and will screech loudly at anyone who tells her to stop.
Christa wanders around in a daze, completely unfocused and liable to get lost. As such, she is not allowed to drink without someone sober staying with her.
Annie doesn't get drunk. She can hold her drink better than anyone, and is usually the one stuck with the cleaning up after everyone's gone.
Levi goes into a frenzied cleaning mode, scrubbing down every surface faster than usually possible. He once got so into it, he tried to mop a floor with Auruo. ((Okay, that one is from a post on Tumblr. I'll put the link at the bottom.))
Hanji is under no circumstances ever allowed to get drunk. EVER. Even with supervision. Not after last time's unfortunate drunken experiment that resulted in the destruction of 12 toilets and Levi's bleach stash.
Erwin will stare blankly at the opposite side of the room, until someone asks him if he's okay, at which point he'll scream something along the lines of "I feel great let's go do something let's kill a man".
Mike has a high tolerance for alcohol, which is good since, when he does have too much, he tries to passionately make out with the nearest person or object.
Petra is possibly the strangest drunk. She runs around stealing as many articles of clothing from people as she can, and then shoves them into various toilets.
Auruo hides in cupboards, mainly to avoid Levi, after the unfortunate incident when he was used as a mop.
Ah yes, that one about Auruo being used as a mop. Here's the Tumblr post: post/55995676298/50-missives-to-commander-erwin-sm ith-regarding I highly suggest you check out the rest of the blog; they have some good stuff there. As always, suggestions are welcome, and reviews are loved. CYA, bros!