Wow, that was pretty fast wasn't it, huh?

Eddy: Yeah, I'm impressed for once.

Anthon: Yeah.

Aren't you supposed to be driving the limo?

Anthon:... OH GOD! *runs away to drive the flying limo*

Well, enjoy chapter 2 of Trouble in Authorsville!

Note: There WILL be minor OCs introduced in the story, but will not play that big of a part in the story, long-term.

Chapter 2: Meet the OCs

"Here we go guys! Here's our stop: Authorsville!" Anthon parked the limo into a parking lot in front of a limo rental building. "Haha! And this time I didn't crash the limo!"

The limo then randomly crashed and exploded violently.

"Darn."

The Eds got out of the limo and looked around. Large buildings surrounded them, similarly to the urban city, only not as... dirty. Wondrous and strange creatures wandered the streets, as well as people.

"Wow... One heckova place!" Eddy said. "Where's Shakespeare's other OCs?"

Anthon got out of the limo himself. "I think I know where they are. Follow me." Anthon lead the way into the strange city.

After passing by several places, mostly restaurants, clothing places, and most of all, libraries.

Double D noticed the pattern. "Mr. Anthon, why are there so many restaurants and clothing places here?"

Anthon laughed. "This is Authorsville. So basically, we only bother with necessities: Cloths, food, and general items. Once those are covered, we just stick to making stories, which get into the libraries."

"But what about other forms of entertainment, such as games and television?"

Anthon laughed. "There's Videogamesville and TVille nearby this town. We import all of our televisions and stuff from those other towns, and they get out fics."

"I see." Double D concluded. "So, it is similar to a trading symbiosis, correct?"

"Uhh... You know, I think this would be a conversation better suited for Tyler." Anthon said, not really interested in the conversation. "Hey, where's the other Eds?"

Eddy randomly held up a "Meet the Eds" scam.

"Get your pictures taken with Ed, savior of all Authorkind! Only 25 cents each!" Eddy said. "Man I missed doing this..."

"Eddy! Stop this instant!" Double D commanded.

People and creatures swarmed up towards Ed and Eddy. Eddy soon became $200 richer.

Several minutes later, Eddy counted his 6 jars of quarters. "For once we actually got something out of this! Cha-CHING!"

An army of pigeons randomly swooped by and stole Eddy's quarters.

"NO! STUPID BIRDS!" Eddy yelled in aggravation. "Sick 'em Ed!"

Ed jumped up super-mega high and grabbed one of the pigeon's tail. The pigeon possessed a lot of strength for some reason, and drop-kicked Ed into a random hotel.

Ed crashed into a random room, where a teenage couple were making out.

The girl noticed and the two pulled away. "You mind?"

"Sorry ma'am." Ed said. He attempted to find a door, but instead decided to bash through a wall. Ed met up with Eddy and the others on the other side. "Hey guys!"

Anthon looked over Ed's head, which wasn't that hard since Anthon was only about a half-inch shorter than Ed. "Leo, Melinda, quit locking lips and introduce yourselves!"

"Those guys from the last story?" Eddy said.

"Yeah, well back then everything was backwards. They're really just a normal couple and we're just normal people, though our lives are quite hectic."

"How hectic?" Double D asked.

"Well..." Anthon's voice trailed off...

Flashback

"When is she coming?" Leo wondered as he waited in front of a merchant's shop. He was next to his brother Ryan, who was basically shorter and a tiny bit chunkier.

Ryan shrugged. "Does it really matter? We could just go into the place ourselves."

"Not without her." Leo said quietly. "Trust me."

"Forget it! I'll go in myself!" Ryan said, barging into the shop.

5 seconds later, Ryan was thrown into the garbage by a beefy security guard and his short employer. "And don't come back unless you get a girlfriend!"

"Really? What kind of merchant only offers items to COUPLES?" Ryan yelled, spitting out a rotted apple core. The apple core then EXPLODED, sending Ryan off into the sky like the usual "LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAIIIN!" sort of way.

Melinda finally showed. "Hey Leo." She looked up and saw a twinkle in the sky. "Is that-"

"Yes."

"Oh, okay then."

Flashback End

"Oh please." Leo said. "That did NOT happen."

Ryan then randomly fell from the sky. "Stupid apple core!" he said in pain.

"... How long ago was that again?" Eddy asked.

"'Bout 3 months." Melinda said casually. Upon realizing who she had just replied to, she added, "And DON'T hit on me again, idiot."

"You flirted with her?" Leo yelled. "I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!" He suddenly dashed up to Eddy and then kicked him so hard he went back in time. "Next time think TWICE about flirting with women you've never met before!" The boy was obviously a little too possessive of his girfriend, although she never did mind it.

Double D just stared, dumb founded. "How... how is that possible?"

"Years of practice." Leo said.

Double D sighed. "Aren't you going to get him back?"

Leo sighed dramatically. "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine..." Leo then kicked Double D so hard that he went back in time and got Eddy back.

"I'm in pain now!" Eddy yelled, with a pair of a dinosaur's dentures stuck in his butt.

Anthon grabbed the two Eds by their necks. "Come on! We still haven't gotten to Shakespeare's house! If we keep procrastinating we'll never make it there until 2035! Come on guys!" He beckoned the other four, and they all left together.

Minutes later, they finally got to a large estate, with a regal front yard. "Sweet place, isnt' it?" Anthon said, still holding Double D and Eddy by their necks, turning their faces blue.

"Let's go inside." Ryan said. He walked up to the lock on the gate, then entered a the pass-code. Instead of the gate unlocking, a camouflaged platform under all of them rose, then floated over the gate, and in front of the house. The seven of them got off, and thanked the magical platform.

Double D range the door bell.

"Imma coming!" A familiar voice yelled. Soon, the door opened, revealing a kitten in the costume.

"KITTY!" Ed yelled, grabbing the cat and squeezing it hard. "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!"

The cat then started turning blue. "I... missed... you too... Ed..."

Ed then dropped the cat for no reason. "How are we gonna celebrate?"

The author laughed. "Well, you guys will be staying here at my brilliant estate; though, all the authors have brilliant estates by default. Anyways, you'll be staying here until the day of Eds where the celebration will be city-wide. That'll be within a week, so until then, just hang out, meet some of townsfolk, maybe read something."

Double D nodded. "Thank you, Mr. Kitten."

"You're welcome. Now get inside. I heard that in the forecast there's gonna be a storm in about 10 seconds."

Randomly, storm clouds started gathering. The pre-teens and teens quickly dashed into the house, although Shakespeare stayed at his doorstep. He looked suspiciously at the sky. He heard a very faint evil laughter as he proceeded to enter his house.

Meanwhile Again...

The hooded man from before smirked. He stood towards his summoned generals. "First is first: We must invade all of the major cities of this fictional world..."

He pointed to the scarred warrior and his army of constructs of mythical creatures. "You will go to the city of Smashville. Destroy the Smashers. They are more than a small threat..."

The man looked at the green, short scientist and his zombie army. "You will invade the city of Bikini Bottom."

"You," He pointed at the mustached swordsman and his legion of human followers. "Will attack Hogwarts..."

The man then pointed at the buff Australian and his small band of mercenaries. "You must attack the world of Avatar."

"The movie, the show, or the movie about the show?" The Australian asked.

"The 2nd one." The hooded man said dramatically. He then turned to the Triceratops, and his army of other Triceratops warriors and gunmen. "And you will attack the Cul-De-Sac."

Then, the generals left to invade their targets. The hooded man snickered evilly. "Today... I will rule the world... I will succeed in what Plank had failed in... And those foolish Eds don't suspect a thing..."

Two things would be wondered: What is this evil man's identity? And why does he say things to himself?

[1]: I just gave another hint about each Character! That little contest is still going on until Chapter 4, where I reveal the identities of said villains/enslaved good-guys.

And so, the generals will go and attack some of the densly populated areas of the fictional world! Who will save the innocent as the onslaught of bad guys attack them all?

So anyways, thanks for reading! Bye bye!