A/N- Wow, I got a lot more views than I thought! Although, I would appreciate it if you guys reviewed more ^^' Constructive criticism!!
I had a real weird dream last night… I turned into a guy…
Anyways, the weeks are going to be split into 2 chapters. The 1st will be the task, and the 2nd will be the dates and elimination. This chapter (well, this chapter and the next) are a little different. You'll see.
Summary- Sasuke is a solo singer. He takes a small break from his career to… have a game show for 1 lucky girl to win his heart! Little does he know, he's not going to fall for one of those girls, but one of the people who clean the girls' house!
Warnings- SasuNaru, Every single girl in Naruto bashing (I apologize, 'cuz some of them are ok), OCC-ness, some OCs, yaoi, shonen-ai, and lemon! Rating will go up later 'cuz of the lemon.
Pairings- Mainly SasuNaru, side pairings are KibaHina and ShikaTem
Disclaimer- I do not own anything in this story 'cept the idea and the 3 OCs
"Talking"
"Sasuke's thoughts"
Chapter 1: Day 1 Part 1
"Oh, Saaaaasssssuuuuuuukkkkkkkkeeeeee!" Kiki sang as she shook the Uchiha awake.
"What?!" Sasuke snapped.
"Time to meet the whores!" Kiki said. Sasuke got up, but not without muttering a "Fuck you".
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The cameras were all set up around the house, inside and out, and it was time to meet the girls. Kiki wandered around for a little and found them in the place she should have looked in the first place; their beds. She smiled and screamed;
"Get up chickies! Its time to meet Sasuke!" 4 girls feel out of bed, 2 shot their heads up(1 saying, "I'm up") 3 groaned and gracefully got up, and 1 girl flipped Kiki off. "You have an hour and a half before breakfast, when is where you meet Sir desirable," Kiki said, "So get your lazy asses up!" and she left.
There was chaos in that hour and a half. Well, you try looking as whore-ish as possible at 7:30 in the morning as 9 other people are doing the same. What fun!
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All thee girls were sitting outside at a large, rectangular table, filled with food. Heads turned as they heard a "Hello, ladies."
"Hello Sasuke-kun!" The girls said at the same time. Said person rolled his eyes quickly, so no one saw. He sat down at the head of the table and looked around. Man, these girls SO looked liked whores, with the exception of 1 or 2. But even those looked like sluts.
Sasuke said, "As you know, I'm Uchiha Sasuke. Introduce yourselves, clockwise, starting with this lovely lady here" He pointed to a girl with bubble-gum pink hair, " Say you're likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies."
The girl with pink hair began to speak, " I'm Haruno Sakura. I like… the color pink, cute stuff, and you, of coarse Sasuke-kun. I dislike… bakas. My dream is to act on Broadway! Any my hobbies are… well, acting and singing I guess." She smiled a smile so sweet, Sasuke felt a cavity coming. It was sickening.
"She's obviously a fake."
A girl with long blonde hair pulled back into a ponytale said, " I'm Yamanaka Ino. I like you and winning. I dislike people who think they're better than me. My dream in to be in the Olympics for swimming. My hobbies are swimming, tanning and doing my hair"
"That's what she said!"
"Oh, and on a side note, I will do ANYTHING you win you're heart Sasuke-kun!" (1) Ino continued.
"I'm a little scared of her…"
Another blonde girl spoke next, " I'm Tsunade. I like going to the gym, I guess. I dislike when people hide my sake and blood. My dream is to open my own gym. My hobbies are… well, just chillin'."
"Hmmm… takes care of her body, has AWESOME boobs, possibilities."
"H-hi, my name is Hyuuga Hinata. I like c-cute things and staying quiet. I dislike b-being on the spot. My dream is to… well, I haven't r-really thought of that. I j-just live life. My hobbies are r-reading and writing." A shy girl with blue-almost white- eyes said.
"I like her. Cute, quiet."
The next girl that spoke looked bored out of her mind. "Sabaku Temari's my name and don't forget it. I like fights and dislike when things get boring. My dream is to be the first female boxer. (2) I don't really have any hobbies, except eating and sleeping, but I'm sure you didn't mean that."
"Huh."
"Hello, I'm Shizune. I love organizing things and cooking. I don't really care for jerks. My dream is to become a doctor. My hobby is baking." A black-haired girl said.
"She talks like an old person."
"I'm Tenten. I like weapons and explosions. I dislike the color green. My dream is to join the police force. My hobbies are playing video games and climbing trees." A "chickie" with buns in her hair said.
"Man, these girls are violent!" Sasuke looked past the table, and saw Naruto picking up some trash in the yard. He began to stare. Naruto noticed the staring, and waved, with that goofy grin on his face. Sasuke had to hold back a smile, remembering there were cameras everywhere. He could have swore he saw the blond mouth "Teme". "Dobe."
An extremely attractive girl was the next to speak. "My name is Yuhi Kurenai. I enjoy helping out in any way I can, and dislike being told I can't do something. My dream is to become a physiologist. My hobbies are writing poetry and writing songs." She smiled a little.
"She seems… nice. Maybe too nice?"
"Yo! I be Achima Tusoni! I like a bunch of stuff, so I don't really feel like listing. I dislike depressing things. My dream is to be president of something. My hobby is making things." A red-head said.(A/N- that rhymed!!)
"Loud…"
The last girl said, "I'm Chana Cora. I love snow, nighttime, and quiet. I dislike when people annoy me. My dream is to do something worthwhile. My hobbies are just sitting quietly and… thinking."
"I like her… Cora…"
"Well, ladies, tonight, about 5, I will pull you aside 1 by 1 and we will take a walk and talk. Elimination is later tonight." Sasuke said. This received a few gasps. Sasuke got up. "I will see you then." And he left.
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"Now, little brother, that wasn't so bad." Itachi cooed.
"Yes it was. You BOTH are evil. Who even pick some of these girls?" Sasuke asked.
"I did!" Kiki piped in.
"Of coarse you did. Well, I really did like that Cora." Sasuke said. Kiki and Itachi rose and eyebrow.
"You did?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah." Kiba and Naruto entered the room to clean a bit.
"Well, if it isn't the super-adorable Naruto and the dead-sexy Kiba!" Kiki greeted. She received a blush from both males.
"I really am sexy, aren't I?" Kiba gloated.
"Hn. Dobe, you missed a spot." Sasuke said. He pointed to a trash can that was over-flowing.
"I guess I did. Hey, wait don't call me that, Teme! Wow, you guys have only been here one day… how could you have that much trash? And it's food!" Naruto said, examining the trash. Kiki coughed.
"I get hungry?" said she. Everyone laughed. Well, the Uchihas chuckled a bit. Uchihas don't laugh.
"Aw that's cute! You guys have pet names for each other! Dobe and Teme!" Kiki said. Naruto blushed and Sasuke had a faint bit of pink on his cheeks.
"Shut up Kiki…" Sasuke warned. Little did he know, he was proving her point.
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A/N- Wow that was a bitch to write. But I did it! I'm gonna get a cookie now… oh and review please!
(1) Ino is my favorite girl Naruto character, and I'm sorry that I made her a bitch. Someone needed to be!
(2) I'm not sure if there are female boxers, but for the sake of this story, lets pretend there aren't?