...But before you review, you look at the second chapter. Lo and behold, this chapter is not related to the story whatsoever. In fact, this story doesn't even exist. So...um... This is now an awkward moment. Especially for me. ... Excuse me for a moment.

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I cnat bleive how sutpid I am... Witrnig a sorty-pffht-I cnat do it. Too mcuh wrok for me to hdlnae. But as an athour, I msut do it. For my slef cnofdicenie. For the pecies of siht who are atuallcy radenig this. FOR MY COOKIE AND MY SQUIDDLE AND MY SCALEMATE WHO IS CURRENTLY BEING CHARGED FOR SQUIDDLE-SLAUGHTER. FOR HUSSIE...S UPDATE.(RANT RANT RANT)

I have returned- and... I PULLED A PRANK ON YOU! Ha ha ha ha ha. I bet you didn't see it coming. This story does INDEED EXIST. I was just pulling your leg/stroking it.

Hey, just because I don't have a plot or anything, which by the way I totally do, DOESN'T mean I don't have a story! And...I can't believe I'm saying this...But I...I...I need... I need your help. Yes, you. Yes, you you useless lowblooded scum sitting/standing/laying there with your computer/phone/tablet/iTouch/any other electronic I have not mentioned. Note that I did not "fail to mention". I never fail. I am PERFECT. In fact, I am soooooooo perfectly nice that I'll give you an OC form!

(EXAMPLE:[This is an actual OC submitted by Greensk8ergurl])

Name/Gender/Age: Sierra Surge/Female/14

Eye Description: Lime green (remember to include contacts or glasses)

Hair Description: Heavy left bangs; Right side ponytail; Long, messy, light brown hair

3 Hobbies: Hurting people with sports equipment; Playing sports; Homestuck

3 Dislikes: Queen Bees; Wannabees; Playboys

3 Likes: Sports; Laptop; True people

Overall Personality: Weird, violent, and tomboyish(GIVE ME ONLY THREE WORDS)

Other: (give me any other important information about their appearance, and if I REALLY like your character, I'll ask for more information)

Oh yeah. So nice. But now you are all like, "HAHA. He/She has to resort to the audience to make characters 'cuz he/she can't think of anything!" Yes. Sadly, it is true.

NOT.

On the contrary, I am using you to do the work for me!... Fine...I am in need of your assistance... Also, remember ALL opinions are welcome and my arms are wide open for any ideas that any of you dumbasses have in that piece of shit you call your brain. Now I dismiss you from my audience. FACEPALM YOURSELF and review/PM/spam!

yeah, im wondering if I should actually do this. im gonna post like 2 more chapters and if i decide that if i should continue this, i will

bye!