Kat: Well....I'm alive! =D Here ish the second part of teh story!! Sorry for taking so long, being a senior in highschool = NO FUN!!!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT ONE OC. THE OTHER OC BELONGS TO MY FRIEND. I ALSO OWN THE PLOT, SO THERE!!!
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Chapter Two: Zim's next "evil" plan and "Good" news for Gaz
Within a twenty mile radius of Dib and Gaz's house, Zim's evil laughter rang like a dying gopher after it had one too many mixed drinks. Dib followed the sound as he tried to look as heroic as possible...all the while he struggled to put on his black trench coat.
'I'm sure Gaz will forgive me as soon as I bring an end to Zim once and for all!!!' he thought as he finally got the blasted thing on and began running full speed, soon coming upon his destination, the park. And there was Zim, laughing maniacally...in a bunny suit.
".....You're kidding right?" Dib deadpanned as he listened in on Zim yelling out his evil plan to GIR, who was dressed like a baby chicken:
"NOW GIR, I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME. APPARENTLY THESE STINKY FILTHY HUMANS HAVE A FASCINATION WITH...THE EASTER BUNNY AND HIS MANY COLORFUL EGGS. APPARENTLY ON THIS HOLIDAY CALLED EASTER HE BREAKS INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES, PLANTS THE EGGS IN DIFFERENT HIDING PLACES THROUGHOUT THE FILTHY PLACE, AND ON EASTER MORNING THE HIDEOUS CHILDREN GO SEARCHING FOR THEM! WELL, I WILL BREAK INTO THEIR HOUSES INSTEAD OF THAT RABBIT...AND GIVE THEM A SPECIAL EGG...FILLED WITH MIND CONTROL GAS! THE HUMANS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM, AND WILL ONLY KNOW ME AS THEIR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!"
"I like chickies!!!!" Was GIR's intelligent response as Zim began laughing maniacally again.
"......I don't know whether to try and stop this or just watch." Dib muttered, an amused expression his face. Finally, he decided to cut into Zim's merriment.
"It's not even Easter." he bluntly said with a look as Zim turned around, ready to pummel whoever said it. When he saw it was only the meddlesome human Dib, he began to laugh.
"Ahhh, hello DIB!!! Come to see my master plan in action!!???" he grinned, Dib only raising his eyebrow.
"...Okay...there are so many things wrong with your plan it's just pathetic. For one thing, IT'S NOT EASTER. Two, it's 7:30 in the morning and people will SEE you break into their house. And three, your 'mind controlling eggs'? ....Those are just eggs." he explained, pushing his glasses back up to his eyes. Zim stood dumbfounded for a few seconds, before turning around to look at his egg basket. Sure enough, GIR was happily eating normal hard boiled eggs.
"WHAT!? GIR!!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE MIND CONTROLLING EGGS IN THE BASKET!!!" he screamed at his SIR bot. GIR just looked up with an absent-minded smile.
"Oooooohhh....there wasn't any room! So I threw them in the garbage disposal thingy!" he giggled.
Zim looked about ready to kill the little robot right then and there. Dib just sighed and walked off, mumbling something about being late for school...
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"Gaz, we need to have a talk!" A small TV with Membrane's image on it flew into the kitchen where Gaz was quietly eating some cereal.
"If you're talking about Dib he went out to go stop stupid Zim or something like that..." Gaz mumbled, adorning her normal gothic-fashioned outfit as she ate some more of the sugary breakfast treat.
"No No No. It's about you! I have been told by your teacher that you've been sleeping in class as of late, and I must say....I'm quite proud of you! You're showing those kids that you know all of the lessons already and that you could easily sleep the school day away and get an A! So, starting tomorrow morning...I have enrolled you in a private school for girls!"
The silver spoon she was holding soon dropped from her hand, and Gaz looked like her Game Slave 2 was set on fire before her eyes.
"....WHAT!?!?!?"
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That's it! ^_^ Comment please! OR MR. YUM YUMS GETS IT!