Chu: Eheh…I know some of you aren't going to forgive me, but even crack takes some time to develop correctly!

Demi: You're just making excuses for your laziness!

Chu: ….That and I went to Otakon!

Demi: …..That was MONTHS ago; you haven't updated since June!

Chu: ….Screw you….

Mo: Are you two done fighting?

Chu and Demi: ….Yes.

Mo: Good, and Demi, Writer's Block is a contributing factor too, you know.

Chu: That's right! Mo, it's your turn for the disclaimer!

Mo: Kay! Chu does not own any of the Hetalia characters or the Rapture theory.

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*England's POV*

3:45 p.m.

I was right; the bloody yank didn't listen when I told him it was all in his head. If anything it made him want to actually prove to me that it was going to happen. It was why he'd come to my house at five a.m. a week later to wake me up, and it was also why I was currently sitting next to the frog with a massive headache while trying to hold myself back from ripping his throat out!

America was currently darting around the conference room, checking on the huge pile of unnecessary supplies that he insisted on gathering for today, staring at Japan every two minutes, and annoying the living hell out of everyone! I couldn't even enjoy my afternoon tea.

"MON DIEU! If he keeps this up, I'll have to throttle him, Angle Terre! I thought you were going to do something about him!"

My eye immediately twitched and I turned to glare at France irritably. "I already tried dealing with him, you bloody frog! There is no getting through to the idiot! I can't even calm down enough to relax with my tea…"

China chose that moment to shout from his seat across the room. "Fuck your tea, aru! If he looks at Japan like that one more time, I'm going to go ballistic, aru!" He shouted and then nailed America in the head with his giant pink eraser….I didn't know WHY he had one, but I silently applauded him for it.

America, who had already begun his routine staring at Japan, turned his attention to China in confusion. "What! I'm sorry bro, but I'm just worried about him is all! I wonder what floating into the sky naked would be like anyway. Hey Japan, you'll have to tell us when it happens, okay!"

Japan was so startled by the question that he couldn't even form a real sentence. "A-ano…..I-I…..ugh…." He finally gave up and simply covered his face with his hand, shaking in anguish.

I turned to look at how Germany was handling this situation and nearly regretted it when I saw a vein about to pop in his forehead.

'And he starts screaming in 3….2…1….now.'

"VERDAMMT, AMERICA! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A REDICULOUS SPECULATION OF YOURS, SO KNOCK IT OFF AND THINK RATIONALLY FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR!" He shouted at the top of his lungs, actually succeeding in making America cower in fear before going back to his chair and sulking, muttering things about how "It's really going to happen dude…it's not a specu-whatever…."

Shaking my head at the idiot sitting next to me, I turned to look at a now calm Germany who was trying to continue the meeting. "Finally….now, we can continue this meeting in peace!"

4:55 p.m.

Germany was sorely mistaken about continuing the interrupted meeting in peace, because a little more than an hour later America was hidden under a pile of frozen hamburgers in boxes, peering out at everyone. Not to mention calling us names and saying there was nothing we could do about it because he was protected by his impenetrable hamburger box fort.

What the bloody hell was a hamburger box fort anyway!

Whatever it was, this behavior had to cease; it was getting on my nerves!

I blinked and then watched as the tall Mediterranean nation, Turkey, suddenly stood and wandered over, staring at the pile blankly. 'Oh no….not again….' I thought as I heard the idiot start talking.

"Hey, you….Phantom of the Opera!" This made my eye start twitching violently.

"Yeah dude, that's right, I'm calling you Phantom of the Opera and there's nothing you can do about it, because I'm protect-AAAAAUUUGH!" I blinked and everyone stopped what they were doing and looked over to see Turkey with his leg still sticking out from the kick he'd given to America's "hamburger box fort"….as well as a frazzled America sitting in the middle of it.

The irritated Middle Eastern nation grabbed America by his bomber jacket and lifted him up until they were looking directly at each other. "Listen here, you pislik! You've already upset Japan with all of this talk about him floating into the sky first; we don't need you insulting us! Now. Sit. DOWN!" He said, emphasizing each word with a shake and then let him go.

America stared blankly for moment and then slunk back to his seat next to me…..for the second time.

"Honhonhonhonhon….."

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes as I heard France's obnoxious laughter next to me and shook my head. "That's what an idiotic wanker like you gets for disrupting our meeting again." I stated flatly with crossed arms, shaking my head. He did nothing but pout and mope like the little child he is. As he should.

5:57 p.m.

At this point in time I didn't care what that fool was doing, I was just glad that he finally SHUT. UP!

Three minutes before the supposed "Rapture" was going to happen and that idiot was sitting in his spot next to me and staring at Japan with a fascinated, wide-eyed look on his face. The poor Asian was clearly uncomfortable with the attention his supposed "friend" was giving him; you know if his constant squirming in his seat while trying to avoid eye contact with America was any less of a HINT. Too bad he never reads the mood.

Glancing next to me after I heard a shift in movement, I saw America looking down at his watch and then back at Japan, and if his eyes could have gotten any wider they did. 'Please don't let him….' I started to think, but was cut off when he suddenly leapt out of his chair and onto the table.

"DUDES! IT'S 5:59 SO IT'S ALMOST TIME!"

The nation currently speaking, Russia, came to a halt in his speech and turned his attention to America, a bright smile on his face. Oh bollocks…

"Hahaha….very funny America. Just being silly as always I'm sure, da?" He asked sweetly, but anyone could sense the subtle threat behind those words….you could practically see an aura of pure EVIL radiating off of him! ….God forbid it's some exceptionally ominous color like purple! Russia was saying 'sit and let me finish, or I will make you regret ever interrupting me.'

However, as America was somehow unable to sense the mood, he just turned to Japan and smiled sadly. "It was nice knowing you, homie. You shared your weight loss secrets and food with me and that was awesome. I'll probably be following you in a few hours, so you won't be by yourself for long." He said like the oblivious idiot he was. Japan frowned crossly and glanced away. "A-America-san! This talk of me and my citizens suddenly disappearing is improper and rude! Hasn't this gone on long enough?"

"And anyway," I added with an eyeroll, holding out my watch. "It is currently 6:01 p.m. and Japan is still among us. Therefore your little "apocalypse" theory is a complete farce." I ended a-matter- of-factly. He was silent for a moment and then reached out, yanking my watch to his face. He stared for a moment doing nothing but opening and closing his mouth in disbelief. "B-….bu-but….WHA!"

Russia giggled, that same smile on his face. "Oh, then I can continue my speech, da?"

I just gave a simple sigh and a nod. America wasn't going to be talking for a loooong time.

6:25 p.m.

America was still sulking in his seat as the meeting came to a close. Not that I actually cared about the idiot, but he'd been sitting there for almost half an hour.

"Oi! How long are you going to sit there and mope like a silly little girl denied sweets!" I asked, scowling deeply.

He didn't say anything to me and shook his head, muttering about when didn't happen.

"There's no way it couldn't not happen….Americans are always right about stuff….I HAVE TO LOOK INTO THIS!" He suddenly announced to the entire room and then suddenly bolted from the premises.

'There will be no end to this until the world actually ends, will there?'

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Chu: And there you have the second chapter! Just so no one gets confused, they were having the meeting in Japan.

Demi: Oh whatever…Mo, don't you have an announcement?

Mo: Oh yes! I've recently gotten into making mochis and if anyone wants a mini one, then I'll be happy to make one. Just tell us your favorite character and I'll make it.

Chu: Here's the twist…..between the fifth and tenth reviewers I will randomly select someone to receive it! Cause I can. BWAHAHAHA!

Mo: o.o;;;; Oh Chu…you and all your twists!

Chu: Yes, well. R&R everyone!