Yeah, I wasn't going to make another. But I got bored. And it's midnight. And I don't feel like sleeping. So enjoy. Not very long.
Rules Caused By
The Class of 1977…
Or at least 4 representatives…
Sirius Black examined the rules list with interest. Having had to sneak into the teacher's lounge after having a close run-in with Filch, he had decided to examine what teacher's held in their sacred room. The only thing unusual was the list. After reading over it, he saw the last one.
This, he thought proudly to himself, is undoubtedly a challenge.
And that was why he greeted his three roommates with,
"There's-a-list-in-the-teacher's-lounge-and-it-states-rules-for-teachers-and-we-need-to-get-a-new-rule-on-the-list-immediately."
The collective answer: "What?"
But, after about five minutes, of course James Potter agreed, and somehow, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin were dragged into it. By the end of the year, they had lost 100 house points per month, and were nearly expelled five times. However, they did end up creating their own secret list hidden away in Dumbledore's office.
Remember: screaming red heads are scary. Period.
James somehow made it look like Professor Burbage had charmed Lily's hair green. Professor Burbage later had to go to a wizard therapist to talk about her vivid nightmares of ginger girls trying to kill her with giant butcher knives. The other Professors said she wasn't quite the same ever.
When there are slippery staircases, cancel classes for the day for Madam Pomfrey's health.
She was in near hysterics when thirty kids were carted off to the infirmary, all with broken legs or arms, and more were coming. However, they never could prove who transfigured the staircases into ice.
Don't let any student convince the Headmaster to do something "fun" on Halloween or Christmas.
Because giant, magically enlarged pumpkins can be scary when they start to dance… and then try to eat people. As are jousting ice sculptures that challenge people, and may accidentally gouge out someone's intestine. The unnamed person was fine… after a month in St. Mungo's and another month or so with Professor Burbage's therapist.
Try not to walk in on a "Who Can Make the Most Sexually Suggestive Pick-Up Line Games?" when James Potter and Sirius Black are giggling over in the corner. Sometimes, it's best not to know.
McGonagall still paled when she thought of the parchment she confiscated during class.
Cancel all classes on April Fools.
There's nothing that can describe this day.
Enjoy when the seventh years graduate.
You've made it through seven years of hell with them, just hope you don't see them again. And remember, the rules always transfer over to the new students.