Okay everyone! Welcome back to Chapter one! Now without further delay, prepare… to hold… your… color!

(Cue "Blood Sugar!")

Jimmy

Jimmy stood baffled where he stood. One minute he had just finished eating lunch, and the next he was in some sort of gaming room on some sort of Greek boat. The strangest part was that he was hungry… weird.

He could tell it was Greek by the design of the vestal and he could tell it was a boat because it was… well… he had it a hunch it was.

Sitting on the couch were three of his friends, Ginger, Kasi, and Joanna sitting on a couch playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl on a Wii U. They were in the character selection menu and scrolling over characters.

Jimmy walked over to the couch. "Okay, what's going on?"

"Ginger conjured a Wii U and a couch and we're playing Smash Bros." Kasi said.

"No, I mean what are we doing here?" Jimmy said. "How did we get here?"

"What do you mean?" Ginger asked. "We've always been here."

Jimmy opened his mouth to respond, but nothing came out. He sighed and sat on the couch.

"Whatever." He said. "If it's important, I'll figure it out."

"Good boy." Ginger said, handing him a controller. "Wanna play?"

"Gimme." Jimmy said, taking the controller and choosing Luigi as his character.

As for the others, Ginger played Toon Link, Kasi played Ike, and Joanna picked Bowser for some reason.

They selected Final Destination as their map and began playing.

After a few rounds, the game was tied between Jimmy, Ginger, and Kasi. Somehow in the first minute, Joanna managed to expend four out of five of her lives. She threw the controller down in frustration.

"Ragh! This game is stupid!" She shouted.

"Then quit playing." Kasi said.

"Fine." Joanna said.

"Do it."

"I will."

"The door's right there."

Joanna looked at Kasi for a few seconds. After the pause, she sighed, picked up her controller, and continued playing. She cursed as she began button mashing again.

"Good to have you back." Kasi said.

Jasper

Suddenly, Kasi stopped playing the game. She froze in place as the Eidolon took control (I'm calling him Jasper).

"Yes!" Jasper thought. "I have successfully taken control of one of the powerful monsters. Now all I have to do it reach the control panel and I'm home free!"

Just then, Kasi's upper body collapsed onto the table in front of the monsters, spilling the nachos.

It had just occurred to Jasper that he had no idea how to control a monster. He usually just did humans and demigods.

The other three monsters watched in confusion as Kasi's body wriggled around on the table for a minute, and then finally Jasper figured out how to stand up and wobbled toward the door.

"Um… Kasi?" The witch called. "Where are you going?"

"Crap!" The Eidolon thought. "I need an excuse to leave the room, but what? Wait… how do I talk again?"

As Jasper was trying to figure out what he was doing, Kasi turned toward the three monsters, gnashed her teeth together, fell to the ground.

The monsters looked at her in even more confusion.

"Are… you hungry?" The vok asked.

Kasi got up and nodded with a very big and stupid grin on her face. She stood up.

"Okay… kitchen's down the hall and…" Before the vok could continue, Kasi did a very silly walk out the door and onto the deck.

Jimmy

Jimmy and the others looked at each other.

"Okay, that happened." Jimmy said.

"What was that about?" Joanna asked.

They took a minute to think of what made Kasi do that.

"Brownies?" Ginger asked.

"Brownies." Jimmy and Joanna replied, nodding.

Jasper

Kasi finally made it to the control room, and thank the gods Jasper learned how to walk properly, although he still wasn't sure of what everything did yet.

"Okay, now I just need to…"

Jasper's thought was cut off by a voice nearby.

"Hey Kasi." Leo called out.

Kasi gasped, spun around, and accidentally hit Leo in his face.

"Ow!" He cried. "What was that for?"

Jasper cursed to himself. "Now what? If he finds out I'm not Kasi, I'm done fore."

Suddenly, Kasi vomited all over the floor in front of her and Leo.

"Not the vocal chords." Jasper thought.

Just then, Jasper found them.

"Um… sorry… about that… fellow ally." Kasi said in a metallic voice. "I was… just… wondering… if you could show… me the… system of… the ship."

Kasi gave a big, over the top smile like an idiot.

Leo raised an eyebrow. "Okay… I'm not entirely comfortable with letting you do that. This is sort of my baby, you know?"

"Oh. Um… I… know, Leo Valdez, but… I… oh screw it."

Kasi grasped Leo's forehead.

"What are you…" Was all Leo could say before Jasper's essence was transferred to Leo.

Kasi fell to the ground, knocked out. Jasper looked over his new body, smiling.

"Okay, this I can work with." He thought.

"Ugh…" Kasi grumbled.

Jasper looked at her. "Oh, right. I'll sabotage the ship, but um… first I gotta hide her."