Hey, Darke here, and now it's time for chapter 2 of this fic, TRGAGBKH! The first initials of the words in the title are the code of my fanfics, any newbies here. K, let's go.
I hope I'm getting extra credit for this. This publisher dude from Pittsburgh asked me to write a book about the Ritalynn Gods, and I was all like, "Can I do this anomalously? I don't want the gods angry at me again." But, if it helps other demigods know about how to not be blasted, genderbent, shot, or killed in any other way, then I'm in. They promised me pizza and peanut butter cookies too, and I LOVE peanut butter cookies. But, I have to do this quickly before they- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Just kiddin'! I'm still here! Oh, and this'll be the older ones for some, the newer ones for others. So, don't be all, Well, I heard another way, so you're WRONG! I mean, there's a BAJILLION different ways to tell each story. But, you might ask, Where're we starting? I mean, there's a lot that happened. And for that, I say: RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING!
A short chapter, no? Well, as Katie said, the next chapter'll start right at the beginning of the Ritalynn Gods. So, therefore, PEACE OUT!