So, I normally wouldn't have started a new story while I'm working on another, but this one will not leave me alone. So I'm going to be updating this story as the chapters come.

FAIR WARNING: there will be smut (human x animatronic(s)). You have been warned.

I do not own Five Nights at Freddy's. That honour belongs to Scott Cawthon. I'm just fooling around with the characters in his universe.

Enjoy the fic.

Lilly grumbled as the elevator started moving.

This was meant to be her day off. She had pulled a double shift the night before, and she wasn't meant to work again until next Monday. She had had so many plans for the…oh, who was she kidding? The plan had been to spend the day in her pj's with a good book.

As the handunit prattled on about her duties for the day, Lilly leaned back and watched the lights flash by. Her mind wandered back to the memo she—and everyone else who worked for this bloody company—had received. No one had the exact details, but the rumours about two hung techs and another being Scooped. Personally, Lilly fully believed it. Otherwise, the building wouldn't have been on lockdown for the last six months.

She was just glad to still have job after all these months.

"…and you'll need to perform a functional scan of Funtime Foxy and Freddy."

Wait, what?

"Since Eggs Benedict quit, we need someone take care of this. And that's you. Or, don't do it and get fired. Your choice."

And with that, the device shut itself off. Fucking useless thing.

The elevator jolted as it came to a stop. Lilly didn't bother to wait to see if the handunit fired up again, and hit the flashing red button. The doors slid open with a grinding sound, making her flinch. With all the money the board dropped on fixing up the animatronics, you'd think they would spend a little improving the rest of the place.

The open duct of the vent stood before her, making Lilly grimace. This is one of the things that made her hate this particular part of her job. Ducking down, well aware that her back was going to need cracking when she got home, she crawled as best she could into the Primary Control Module. She had told HR when she started working here that she couldn't crawl or kneel properly, but they didn't make any concessions for her.

Standing once she was inside, Lilly looked over through the windows. It was pitch black in both of the rooms, so she moved to the control panel in front of the Funtime Auditorium. Ignoring the shock button that stood out like a sore thumb, Lilly hit the button to activate the lights.

Seeing a shadow cast upon the wall, she nodded. Foxy hopefully wouldn't go wandering around this time. Lilly looked over her shoulder at the Ballora Gallery. Funtime Freddy was normally on the other side of it, hidden away in the Breaker Room.

Now, since they had received their upgrades, Lilly had been on good terms with the two female animatronics. Their facial recognition software allowed them to identify her when she had to perform her usual duties: i.e. cleaner. The girl's AI allowed them to create memories when they were aware, and Lilly went out of her way to sit and talk with Ballora and Baby. Both of them appreciated it, and would often give her a big hug whenever they spotted her.

The boys, on the other hand…

Lilly shook her head. The day after the reopening, she had been called in to clean Funtime Freddy up. One of the kids had been too enthusiastic and had ended up being sick all over him. When Lilly had come in, Freddy had been in hysterics. Even Bon-Bon, his little puppet on his right hand, couldn't calm him down…

"Calm down, Freddy. It's just coloured water," Bon-Bon exclaimed, trying to break through the sobbing cried of the animatronic bears.

Freddy didn't hear her, instead kept crying. "But Bon-Bon! He didn't like my show!"

Lilly put down her supplied and leaned against the wall, crossing her arms over her chest and hooked one foot around the opposite leg. There was a small smile on her face. Among the many upgrades all the animatronics, Freddy's slight glitch voice had been fixed. He now sounded less like a whiny child, and more like a young adult who occasionally acted out.

'Am I interrupting something?' Lilly called out.

Both Freddy and Bon-Bon looked up. Bon-Bon shrieked in delight, quickly disengaging herself from Freddy's hand and flew at the young human. Lilly pushed off the wall and reached out, catching the puppet animatronic in her arms. Bon-Bon's small paws clang to Lilly's neck, making soft cooing noises at the young woman. Lilly chuckled, hugging the small puppet back before turning her attention onto the bear.

Freddy was modelled on a competitor's animatronic—Freddy Fazbear—in shape and form. Larger in stature than the competitor, Freddy was a soft pearly-white colour with purple/pink touches to his eyes, cheeks, mouth, chest, stomach and tops of the shoulders. As part of the upgrades, fur had been added to Freddy's shell, making him more like a teddy bear. The black top hat and bowtie were classy, and he still had the speaker installed on his chest. It was no longer in use; as part of his upgrades, Freddy's voice now came from a speaker at the back on his mouth making it seem more real. Now that Bon-Bon had detached herself from his right arm, Freddy's spare hand slid up from the arms depths to lock into place, giving him two hands to work with. And his blue eyes drew attention to themselves, and could hold children enthralled when he sang or told them stories. Even now, the yellow/red splatters of puke dotted across his torso, he was rather cute.

Those blue orbs locked onto Lilly's own, and Freddy started to stutter. "L-l-lill-lly! W-w-when did y-y-you get here?"

Still cradling the small blue bunny puppet, Lilly gave him a small smile as she took a step forward. 'Joshua said you might need some help,' explained, gently ushering Bon-Bon up onto her shoulder, leaving both of her hands free.

Freddy began to shuffle, pushing back into the many hanging wires. His optics dropped and shifted away from her position. "I-I- I'm f-f-fine."

Lilly shook her head, shifting to grab a damp cloth while conscious of Bon-Bon's position. 'Come on Freddy. The quicker I do this, the quicker we can get on with our nights.'

"B-but…" Freddy's voice trailed off as Lilly advanced on him…

Lilly shook off the memory as she looked into the Ballora Gallery. Her hand easily found the light and pushed down on it, lighting up the gallery. Ballora was wandering about the gallery, like she had in the old days. However, rather than slamming down on the shock button, she hit the speaker.

'Ballora, do you have a moment?'

The ballerina animatronic paused in the middle of her latest dance routine to turn towards the Control Module's window. Though her eyes were closed, Lilly was well aware that the other female could see her just fine. Ballora left the centre of the gallery and approached the windows.

"Lilly. You were meant to be back at the beginning of the week, were you not?" Ballora questioned, tilting her head to the side.

Lilly nodded. 'Yes, but the normal day shift cleaner couldn't make it in today, so I got called in.'

"Ah,' Ballora said, nodding slowly. "Will you be visiting with me tonight?"

'I'm afraid not,' Lilly responded, genuine regret in her tone. 'I'm meant to be giving Freddy and Foxy a scan today. Do you know where Freddy is?'

Ballora turned so she was side on to the windows. Her head turned, looking back into the depths of the gallery towards the Breaker Room. A few moments passed before she turned back towards the young human. "Funtime Freddy isn't in the Breaker Room. I believe he was spending his time in the Parts and Service Room tonight. "

Lilly nodded. 'Thank you, Ballora. I promise I'll spend more time with you during my next shift.'

Ballora nodded, and turned away. Knowing not to push the fairly patient ballerina, Lilly turned off the light and left her to her rehearsal.

That left Lilly thinking. To get to the Parts and Service Room, she had to cross the Funtime Auditorium. Before the upgrades, Foxy had been another female animatronic in the group. She had loved to tease Lilly during the day, playing small tricks on the cleaner. Playing hide and seek wasn't easy when your opponent could see you via the twinkling light reflected off your necklace.

But now, with the upgrades, Foxy had been changed the most. Her body had changed from its figure eight to a more masculine one. He now had the body of a hunk, and all feminine traces had been erased. She, or rather he, made take to scaring the shit out of the males and tormenting any of the female workers when in the same room with him. He especially made a point of sneaking up on Lilly and pulling her into a tight hug against his body, whispering things into her ear just to make her blush.

Oh, this was going to be fun.

Hope you enjoyed the first full chapter of A Funtime.

Keep an eye out for the next instalment.