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A/N: I'm trying to update this story quickly which is something that I'm not so used to doing. Ask any of my loyal reviewers. But I happen to enjoy this story a lot so BAM another update . Please Read and Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2: Not As Bad As……

"The movie ran late, sorry it won't happen again." Good save Winston, good save.

"You left at three in the afternoon, ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING!!!! How long could one movie be?!" My mom shrieked.

"Nightly double." Which really wasn't a lie.

"Literally." Mikey mumbled under his breath.

I tried my hardest not to laugh but it was too damn funny. I burst out loud and almost pissed my pants.

"You think this is funny young man! Go to your room and think about what you did……THE BOTH OF YOU!" She pointed her finger towards my room.

I never noticed it before but when she yells; her voice just keeps gettin' louder and louder. Almost like a great musical masterpiece when there going in for the kill and BAM your blown outta your seat, and Granny sittin' next to ya has a heart-attack. Well, this has been the greatest crescendo I ever heard, and I hear a lot of little concerts in school.

We walked, no actually more like stumbled into my bedroom. And Mikey flopped on my bed and I slumped up against a wall.

"Golly Dally, guess the bragging in the locker room wasn't no lie. I never thought I would be findin' out either." Mikey half laughed with a funny look on his face.

"Why would I lie about my body, I'm a proud kid what can I say." I laughed again.

"I can't believe we did that." Mikey looked disturbed and a little confused, like he was trying to remember a bad dream.

"Hey man, just think. Now you can cross me off your to do list." I smirked at my brilliant play on words.

Mikey made a check mark with his hand "Yeah, been there fucked that."

We sat there for a few minutes when I finally said "So, I guess we have to think about what we did."

Mikey smiled "Well…this defiantly isn't as bad as the time you cussed out the teacher……"

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We all sat around the classroom waiting for the bell to ring. Mikey Vaughn, John Lombardi, Len Jackson, and I were together as usual talking about who's going with who, and what happened at the latest parties.

The bell rang and we all went to sit down at our assigned seats, Mikey sat next to me because in the alphabet V and W are pretty close.

I went to park my butt in my seat so I wouldn't get in trouble, but nothing goes right when you want it to.

"Glory, what the fuck was that!?" I yelled jumping up like a shot from a gun.

"Dallas!" Mrs. Johnson scolded.

"Okay, who's the pussy eater who spiked my fucking seat!!!!" I turned around giving everyone my best withering stare. Only one person broke under the pressure and that was Alex Reynolds, my worst enemy.

"Dallas watch your language!!" Mrs. Johnson was now yelling at me.

I turned around "What'd I say?"

"Man, you're not allowed to say fuck in school! Or pussy eater, for that matter."

"Mikey!!!" She was getting flushed with embarrassment cause of the words we were throwing around.

I turned around and advanced on Alex "Your dead man." I stated with such a serious tone I made myself shake.

The class was in an uproar, kids were yelling and throwing things and Mrs. Johnson, good ol' Mrs. Johnson pulled me back from punching Reynolds in the face and breaking his pretty little nose.

I fought back against her grip "Your not gunna get away with this Reynolds. Get the fuck 'offa me!" I kicked and screamed .

Mikey took over for Mrs. Johnson cause he's the only person who could really calm me down when I got off on someone.

"Man, calm yourself. Come on kid; take care of it later not now." Mikey coaxed me from attacking him.

That was when I realized how crazy I had gotten. I looked at Mikey he was panting and had me held by the waist, while Mrs. Johnson was trying to get my class mates to sit down and get calm again and Alex Reynolds looked like he was going to crap himself.

"Mikey can you take Dallas down to the office please?" Mrs. Johnson said sitting down at her desk and shuffling through some papers.

Later at Home

"Dallas, we need to talk. Sit down." My mother said when I walked in the house that day.

"Yeah ma?" I took a seat as I was told.

"You're teacher called me today. She said you have the dirtiest mouth she has ever heard on a fifth grader in all her years of teaching. What do you have to say about that?" My mom asked leaning forward.

"She's an asshole." I stated pushing out my chair and walking off to my room.

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I laughed remembering how long I was grounded for after my dad found out.

"This also isn't as bad as the time you krazy glued your eye shut……"

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"Okay class, today in honor of Thanksgiving we're going to make turkey puppets." Mrs. Johnson said excitedly passing out papers with directions and cut out pieces on it.

"Oh boy, oh boy Mikey, you excited for this? I just can't wait to go home and show my Pa the turkey puppet I made in school, he'll just be so proud of my talents!" My voice was dripping with sarcasm as I clapped my hands together, mock excited.

"Now kids, you can use anything to make it look nice. Crayons, markers, glitter, google eyes, anything. It'll all be up on my desk." She said sitting back down to grade papers.

I started cutting out the picture of a turkey on the paper and went up to the front of the room to get some crayons, glue and google eyes. Alex Reynolds was standing in line in front of me.

"Hey move it kid." I pushed him out of my way and took what I needed.

I sat back down and colored my turkey green; I wasn't very good at coloring things their real shade but I could really care less. Now it was time to put the google eyes on.

I picked up the krazy glue and tried to squeeze it onto the paper but it wouldn't come out. I squeezed harder but still zippo.

"Come on buddy." I was talking to inanimate objects again, a bad habit of mine.

I hung it over my eye to see if anything was blocking the glue from coming out, and shook it.

"Hey man I don't think-" Mikey started but it was too late.

"Oh Mary Magdalene, Jesus in heaven and all the saints in the sky!!!!!" I shouted jumping out of my seat.

"Dallas Winston, what on Earth are you doing?" Mrs. Johnson asked getting up and walking over to me.

"I GLUED MY EYE SHUT, I GLUED MY EFFING EYE SHUT!!!!!!" I screamed running around in circles. I watched my choice of words from past experiences so I wouldn't get into trouble.

"Go to the nurse you idiot!" Mikey yelled at me.

I ran out the door and to the nurse, Mikey on my heels. Before I knew it I flew into a wall at full speed and the world went black.

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"Or the time that you tried to hit on our teacher……"

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"Since you're having a math test tomorrow, were going to do some review problems on the board." Mrs. Johnson walked up to the board and wrote random number equations with a piece of chalk.

"Okay, who wants to come up here and answer the first problem?"

No one raised their hands. I laughed out loud.

"Since you find this funny Mr. Winston how about you try and get the answer?"

I gave Mikey a look that said "Should I do it?" and he answered with a shrug of the shoulders which meant "Sure it won't hurt ya."

Now I wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch when it came to math, but my mother always told me as long as you tried……

Sixty-five multiplied by one hundred and seventy-two. I felt like my brain was going to start steaming if I thought any harder about the answer, so I wrote down the only number I really could think of and sat back down in my seat.

The answer on the board read 65 multiplied by 172 is equal to 542- 7897.

Mikey was hunched over his desk shoulders shaking 'cause he knew the numbers well.

"I'm sorry Dallas but that's not the right answer-" She said giving me a sympathetic look.

"Call me, babe." I smirked winking at her.

Her face fell immediately and she looked at the ring on her hand "I'm married, hence the MRS in Mrs. Johnson. Go to Principal Mr. Winston." She pointed her long finger to the door.

Later at Home

My dad was sitting on the couch with the newspaper in his hand, most likely seeing how his Yankees were doing.

"Son, we need to have a talk." He folded up the paper and put it on the coffee table. Man did he look like he meant business.

He nodded to the couch so I took a seat.

"Principal Montgomery called today. Said you tried to………hit on your teacher?" He looked confused.

"Uh……yeah. What can I say she's a good looker." I shrugged my shoulders.

"Oh boy, I can't wait for parent teacher conferences."

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"Oh boy, and the gang fight………"

"That was a doozy." I said.

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"Hey guys I think we should come up with a name for ourselves. Got any ideas?" I asked as we walked through the school "playground", which was more like a dirt wasteland with a couple swings.

"How about the Tiger Claws?" Len Jackson suggested.

"Not to bad, put that one to the side, any more guys?"

"How about the Barbie Dolls?" John Lombardi said.

I swung around to look at all of them, 'cause as usual I was leading the group.

"What do you think we are blasted pansies!?!?!?" I yelled.

"Okay I guess we ain't using that one then." Mikey said laughing. "Hmm……The Lone Wolves?"

I perked up and shouted "Oh Mikey why didn't you tell us you were so BRILLIANT!!!!!!!"

As we walked farther we ran into Alex Reynolds and his group of friends.

"Hey Vaughn get sent to a boy's home yet." Alex said with such venom it scared me.

Mikey looked like his heart was ripped out of his chest, and his grey eyes were about to brim with tears. Alex's right hand man Jason Bates laughed like a hyena.

"Hey why don't you shut the fuck up your fat!" I yelled taking a step closer.

"Well your mom's fat!" Ah the amazing comebacks of fifth graders.

"He did not just diss our momma." Mikey said looking at me.

"I'ma shove those panties so far up that crack-" I jumped on top of Alex, while Mikey took down Jason.

I knew the rest of the gang was right on our heels 'cause my word was practically law to them. Dirt was flying everywhere and I could barely see in front of me, let alone who I was beating the tar out of. We were a whirl wind of fists and dust, as kids cheered us all on and teachers and aids came to try and break up the rumble.

"Ow my wiener!!!" Someone shouted but I knew it was none of my guys, they aren't pussys.

"Boys! Boys stop it right now!!! BOYS!!!" Too many voices at once, I couldn't tell who was who. Then I was lifted up by the arm pits, and dragged away about six feet off the ground.

"GET OFFA ME!!! ALEX REYNOLDS YOU GUNNA PAY FOR THIS YOU LOUSY PRICK!!!!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs as I was brought into the school.

I was kicking and screaming making as much of a scene as possible, I sure as hell wasn't going down without a fight. But the man holding me sure wasn't easy to faze.

He dropped me into the principal's office in a chair, that's when I realized Principal Montgomery was the guy holding me.

"Now Mr. Winston, care to explain your awful behavior outside." He looked dead serious.

"THAT ASS MADE FUN OF MY MOM!!!!!" I yelled, yeah real bad Dallas 'that mean man made fun of mommy!'

"Okay let's try not using the word ass, how about donkey instead…" He was trying to reason with me.

"Fine, I'll say donkey but I still want to see Reynolds get in trouble." I crossed my arms and slouched in my chair. "For once." I added.

"He will, we don't tolerate our students making fun of others moms. But we also need to know who else was involved in the fight, we couldn't grab all of them we only got Alex, Jason, and your buddy John."

"Sorry captain, no can do. I ain't rattin' on no one, not even Reynolds guys." I was no rat and I would always be loyal to my gang, no way in hell would they make me talk.

"I'll give you a cookie." Principal Montgomery gestured to a jar on his desk.

"What do you think I am a dog, thanks but no thanks. Can I leave now?" I stood up and looked at him expectantly.

"We're never going to get you to talk are we?"

I just walked out shaking my head.

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"Hey Dally, I think this tops all of them though." Mikey's shoulder shook trying to hold in his laughter.

"Oh God it's not what I think it is…is it?" I was worried I did a lot of embarrassing things in school.

"How about the time you streaked through the-"

"OKAY, OKAY, I THINK WE GET THE POINT I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS! WE DON'T NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL ON THIS ONE!" My ears turned a violent shade of crimson, as we sat in my room laughing at ourselves.

A/N: Okay quick update!!! So please review even if it is a flamer. I don't care I just need some opinions.