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CHAPTER 2: TRUTH IS FOR PUSSIES
"All right," Carlisle says, smiling serenely at us. Things are finally going the way he planned. The attitude of the room has shifted, where five minutes before we were all unfocused, slightly scared out of our wits and prepared to beat the living shit out of 'Master' Carlisle, now everyone has a determined look on their face, all of us staring at the pot hungrily, as if it were a slab of bacon and we were all about to die of starvation.
"Since Bella was so kind as to intervene on my behalf earlier, she shall start out little game as the darer daring- oh let's see," Carlisle surveys the room thoughtfully, trying to pick out a proper victim for me.
"Wait we don't get to pick our own victims?" Jasper intercedes.
Carlisle glares at him and walks right up to him until he is two inches "I AM THE MASTER," he bellows right in Jasper's face. Jasper stumbles back, shocked and probably partially deaf.
"Besides, if I left it up to you vagrants you might purposefully exclude someone, thus not allowing that player to gain any points and that just wouldn't be fair," Carlisle snaps.
"Since you are obviously so eager, you can be the first person to get an opportunity to get on the board," Carlisle says, dramatically whipping out a clipboard from the depths of his cloak.
"Err, ok," Jasper says nervously, looking at me pleading me to go easy on him. Fat chance of that, there's money on the line.
"Ok Jasper," I say sweetly. "Truth or dare?" In my head I am coming up with the most evil little dare for him, and am practically cackling with glee.
Jasper shifts around nervously than says, "truth." The whole room goes silent for a moment. Did he really just pick truth?
"Seriously man?" Emmett says, throwing his hands up.
"Dude did you see her face? It's always the quiet ones who wind up being utterly diabolical!" He shouts.
Carlisle clucks disapprovingly a few times, than stops and just stares ahead of himself, a blank look on his face.
"Is he ok?" Alice asks, concerned. I shrug because how the hell would I know; I'm majoring in English for fucks sake.
"TRUTH IS FOR PUSSIES!" Carlisle screams suddenly, making us all jump again. Than without another word, he turns around and starts grabbing some things from a bag he brought, that apparently none of us noticed.
His face grim, he pulls out a water bottle filled with something and an unmarked prescription pill bottle, which he removes two pills from.
"For choosing truth, you must take these pills, and drink the entire contents of this water bottle," Carlisle announces.
"But I chose truth-" Jasper stutters.
"Yeah you did, like the wuss that you are," Rose says, disgustedly.
"Oh my dear boy," Carlisle chuckles, unsympathetically. "After taking these you aren't going to tell us a single lie all night," he says.
"Err, but.."
"Dear God Jasper it's called THE ULTIMATE GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE, what did you think would happen?" Edward says.
"But.. but," seeing the looks on our faces, Jasper finally realizes the predicament he's is and sighing, takes the water bottle and pills from Carlisle, looking at them like they're some sort of death sentence.
"Nobody's ever died from taking these, right?" Jasper asks Carlisle, worried.
Carlisle scoffs at the question "No not yet," he says.
"Well that's comforting," Jasper mutters darkly. He sighs gives us one last pleading look, and then downs the pills.
"Good, now chug," Carlisle demands. Jasper obediently opens the cap of the blue plastic water bottle and begins to drink.
"Chug, chug, chug, chug," Emmett begins to chant. The rest of us jump in immediately.
"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!" We all scream until Jasper tips the water bottle over, triumphantly.
"That was delicious, what the hell was that," he asks Carlisle, a huge grin on his face.
"Strawberry cosmopolitan, my wife's special recipe," Carlisle says, grinning.
"A girly drink for a girly man," I say, nodding understandably.
"Exactly," Carlisle replies. "Now for choosing truth both Jasper and Bella received fifty points, but for being a little bitch about it Jasper lost forty but gained another ten for chugging his cosmos," Carlisle informs us.
"I feel emotionally violated by your continuing assaults on my manhood," Jasper slurs.
"Jesus," Edward mutters. I have to agree, I don't care what anyone is coming up with, and I am NOT picking truth, a sentiment, which seems to be agreed upon by everyone else.
"All right Jasper," Carlisle says, ignoring his little outburst. "You get Emmett as your first target."
Jasper whips his head towards Emmett, an action, which causes him to stumble a little.
"Whoa guys, I'm ok!" He says, grinning.
"I can't believe you're drunk off Cosmos," Rose says, hanging her head in shame.
"You know what Roshalie," Jasper slurs, pointing a finger at her. "They were delicious. I'd get Cosmos every day if I weren't a MAN," he says banging his fist on the wall.
"I'm not totally sure you are a man," Edward mutters.
"All right children," Carlisle says, smiling at us all.
"All right Emmett, truth or-" Jasper starts.
"DARE!" Emmett screams, not letting him finish.
Jasper grins. "OK Emmett, let's see how manly you are after this! I dare you to dress in drag, go to a bar and hit on guys until you have at least three phone numbers!"
Emmett isn't even fazed. "Bring it on, dude. But we may have trouble finding someone that will fit all this," Emmett replies, gesturing to himself.
Carlisle smirks, "I think I know someone who can help with that."
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