SP's POV

"First of all, KOWALSKI, I WANTED TO SEE SKIPPER DIE! Second of all, Rico gimme my popcorn! Third of all, You're letting your leader get killed?!" I shouted.

The three birds gave me a blank stare. (like the stare that says, ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?)

Skipper's POV

Cowtails suddenly stopped chasing me.

"Why am I holding a butter knife?" She asked.

I sighed in relief. SP and my team then came back.

"Maybe I can stay calm this time," Cowtails frowned, "but I'm not sure."

"Test out again?" Rico grunted.

Then he opened his beak to yell Kaboom but we covered his beak, "NO!"

"Mystic Rico! WHAT IS UP WITH THE KABOOM! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!" SP shouted.

Rico stuck his tongue out at her, "KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! HAHAHA!"

Cowtails rolled her eyes. "Very mature Rico." She said.

"Very mature Rico" We mocked her.

"All of you are so immature for army guys!" Cowtails huffed. "Unlike me, I'm very mature." She added.

SP got out some cookies, "Want some cookies?"

My girlfriend squealed, "COOKIES!"

Then she grabbed a bunch from SP and stuffed them in her mouth. What a pig!

"Yes... you are WAAAAY more mature than us." I said, rolling my eyes.

"So? We are mature." SP scowled. Then she smiled, "Besides, WHO CAN SAY NO TO COOKIES!

Though I get them for free." She took out a bag of cookies.

"HEY THOSE ARE MINE YOU DORK!" Kowalski shouted. (Go along with it.)

He has some nerve calling SP a dork...

"Well, get used to it, you'll be stuck with me taking your cookies for the whole summer!" SP smirked.

"That sucks." Kowalski said sarcastically.

"Yep but that's life." She said.

"I wasn't serious." Kowalski huffed.

Kowalski's POV

SP dropped the cookies and took out a blade, "You're. Dead."

"Oh crap." I squeaked.

"YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO ME! MAHAMHAAA!" She shouted with a crazy laugh.

"Woo hoo! Kill Kowalski Day! " Cowtails cheered.

Oh yeah, she was being a great help...

Then I heard Private, Rico and Skipper chanting, "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"

"WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!" I screamed, running away from SP.

"DIE YOU LIVING CREATURES OF DARKNESS!" She shouted.

What the he-?

"I DON'T WANNA DIE!" I cried out.

"I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!" SP yelled.

"Great! NOW SP HAS GONE CRAZY!" I screamed.

"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! OR LIVE!" She crackled. (okay... NOT to self; NEVER TAKE SP'S COOKIES)

Private's POV

We all stopped. We ran with Kowalski screaming.

"She's getting closer!" He screamed.

"GET READY TO DIE!" SP shouted.

"COOKIES AND ICE CREAM!" Kowalski suddenly shouted.

Why the heck did he say that?

"NOW YOU'RE GONNA DOUBLE DIE!" SP shouted, throwing a random cat.

Kowalski screamed. Cowtails screeched in terror.

"Cowtails! Over here!" Skipper shouted from our hiding spot.

Cowtails ran over and ducked behind the desk.

"Who Should I kill now? Hmm..." SP said thoughtfully.

I noticed Kowalski was limp on the ground.

"K'walsk?" I whispered.

"Shhh! He's just unconscious...I think she thinks he's dead though...maybe if we all pretend she killed us she'll calm down a little..." Cowtails shushed me.

"No! we need to keep our cover and stay hidden." Skipper whispered.

"yeah probably a good idea.." Cowtails gulped.

I whimpered loudly. Cowtails quickly covered my beak.

SP rushed towards our hiding spot, "FEAR ME AND DIE!"

Then everyone left while I stayed frozen. I trembled and looked up at her.

"H- hello S -SP...enjoying the weathah?" I asked nervously.

"I will kill you If you don't tell me where YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN 10 SECONDS!" She snapped.

I fell to the ground, and fainted I think.

Skipper's POV

"Dang...she didn't even touch him and now he's unconscious too..." Cowtails said loudly.

Me and Rico covered her mouth. "Shh!"

"Died from fright. Check." SP said then ran over to us.

Cowtails picked me up and ran.

"YOU CAN RUN! BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!" I heard SP scream.

"AAAAHHHH! SORRY SWEETIE!" Cowtails cried, dropping me.

I look up to see SP, "AAAAHHHHH!"

She swung the knife against my head. Everything went black. (and somehow, he lives XD)

Cowtails POV

"YOU'RE NEXT COWTAILS!" I heard SP scream.

I tripped and looked up. "Your hair looks GREAT today..." I said nervously.

She then swung the knife at me. The last thing I saw was black eyes.