I am so excited about this month. Oooh! My birthday! Though it's the last day of the month! :( I really like St. Patricks Day because it's my favorite color(green) my favorite attack(pinching) and ... uhm.. anyways. Hope you guys enjoy this GamTav story! :o )


St. Pattys' Day! (my months holiday)


They were laying on a green feild just out side of their school. They weren't huggin, or holding hands, or kissing, they still kept their relationship a secret. It was windy, and there were few sprinkles of water falling on their closed eyes, but the sky was a bright blue with light grey clouds here and there. Gamzee openned his eyes and looked over at Tavros. His cheeks were still a bright red and his lips still carved into a tight smile. Gamzee lifted his head and looked around. No one was lingering near. In one quick movement he leaned over and smacked his lips against Tavs'. As soon as he pulled away, Tavros smacked his shoulder. He sat up and looked around, his face red.

"Gamzee...I told you not in public." Tavros said pushing Gamzee back playfully. Gamzee smiled.

"We're alone bro. Can I please just get a smooching?" Gamzee asked lacing his hand with Tavros'. Tavros looked around then slowly noded. They leaned in and pressed their lips together. Gamzee slid his hand down from Tavros' shoulder, around his side and press it against his back, pushing Tavros closer to him. Tavros looped both arms around Gamzees' shoulder and pressed deeper into the kiss. Finally they pulled away and smiled.

"So...what the mother of aaall fucks do I get you for St. Pattys' day?" Gamzee asked cupping his chin. Tavros chuckled. "Gamzee, you don't have to get me anything for that holiday. You just wear green so you don't get pinched." Gamzee smiled. "Hmmmm, okay.. I'll think of something." Gamzee finished rolling onto his side, facing away from Tavros.

"Gamzee, whatcha doing?" Tavros asked crawling over to where Gamzee was spread out on the lushious green grass. He propped his head down on Gamzees' side and smiled as he admired the landscape a few yards away. Gamzee took his time to answer however, seeing how Tavros' words took a while to sink into his hard-working, thinking, brain.

"I'm thinking of what to get you for St. Pattys' day." He answered shortly. Tavros chuckled. "Gamzee, I told you, St. Patricks day is just a pinching day where...some times they drink." Gamzee sighed. "I'll get you a beer then."

Tavros sat up this time, stretching his arms over head and yawning as he did so. "That won't be neccessary. I don't drink. How bout this. If you really want to get me something for the upcoming holiday, get me a leprochaun." Tavros suggested. Gamzee sat up immediately and looked at Tavros.

"The hell? Leprochauns ain't real Tavros." Gamzee agrued. Tavros shrugged. "Fine, then don't get me anything. I'm fine with just a green shirt."

"Green shirt ain't good enough." Gamzee began. He cuffed his chin again, turned away and huffed. "I'm gonna have to find me a leprochaun." Gamzeed said, he then turned to Tavros, grabbed him by his wrist and hauled him off to where the school was.

End Part 1


Gamzee was having a hard time, however, finding a leprochaun. He knew very well that the little green men didn't exist. Then, after thinking those exact words over and over and over again, it finally hit him.

"Little-men-don't-exist." He repeated. "Leprochauns don't exist, but little men do!" He shot up from his living room couch and darted up the spiral stairs to his large bedroom he sometimes shared with his half brother when he came to visit.

The floor was littered with anything and everything edible. There were empty Faygo bottles, empty pie tins, ring pop wrappers and other such candy and delicate delights. There were also small piles of horns every where, and a few demon-like-clown posters hung up and torn down. A bed, big enough for four skinny kids, was pressed between a corner and a wall, a window just above it. The closet was big, a walk in one for sure, but it was nearly empty, only a few video games and a small refridgerator were kept inside, besides tuxidos and frilly shirts.

Gamzee threw himself on his bed and crawled to his laptop, resting on the pillows, with the help of his elbows. He openned it a bit more carelessly than he meant to and quickly typed in his password, MarshMellows. A few game sights popped up as well as an online manga website. He openned a new tab and went to google then typed in little men. Eventually he had to specify his search because all that popped up was information on little penis and images. He typed in really short people and finally got what he wanted.


Tavros was laying on his bed still in his school clothing from earlier. He wondered for a while if he should get Gamzee something, for getting him something, then wondered if maybe just a green shirt would be fine. Then he crossed that idea out. Green shirt ain't good enough.

"Fiiiiiiiiiiine!" He growled to the voice in his head and stood up from his bed. He changed into a pair of black jeans, a white t-shirt with a soda logo and a tan-caramel hoody. He let his room and found his dad, claiming he had to go to the library to print of a worksheet for his first hour of the next day.

At the library Tavros lost his dad in the fictional area, on a book of Peter Pan that was fitted more for adventureous adults then dreamy children, and he lead himself to the computer lab in one corner of the large library.

Tavros took a seat infront of a blue screen and clicked away at the keys, never once touching the mouse. He found an image of an evil looking leprochaun online, saved the image, then openned it on paint. He used other images to form the background of the picture. The last touch he put on it was an image of him and Gamzee cuddling. He felt a bit stupid as nearby kids leaned over their areas to see what he was making, but he kept his chin up and reminded himself I'm older than them, no reason to have low self esteem on something a little kid says. He printed the image and walked off to find his dad.


The next day passed, they said their hellos, cuddled when no one watched and secretly kissed a few times. They however, didn't let the other come to their homes. The following day was St. Patricks, Tavros had to hold his picture in his folder for the whole day, Gamzee hadn't shown, and he was beginning to feel bad. Then, as he was leaving the schools grounds to walk home Gamzee came up from behind and tackled him with a hug.

Tavros jumped and looked around to make sure no one saw them, they were fine, so he turned to Gamzee and smiled. The smile faded though, as soon as his eyes met with an extra pair that belonged to a short man in a green suit standing beside Gamzee.

The man apparently sprayed his dirty blonde hair orange and taped orange yarn to his chin and upper lip. He was dressed in head to toe in a green, store-bought leprochaun costume, with shoe buckles and all. In one hand he had a tiny, palm sized bag of chocalote coins wrapped in gold and in the other he had a large mug filled to the rim with beer.

"G-Gamzee...what the hell?" Tavros asked finally looking up at Gamzee. Gamzee smiled. "I told you I'd get you a Lepro-motherfucking-chaun didn't I? You won't believe how many drinks I had to give him till he'd finally accept my money!" Gamzee chuckles.

"Gamzee...I told you a green shirt would be fine." Tavros said crossing his arms over his chest. Gamzee, upon seeing how upset his boyfriend now was shood the little man and walked up to Tavros. "Hey uh, Tavbabe," Tavros looked up slowly, "With all this shit going on, I forgot to wear green." Gamzee finished. Tavros looked Gamzee up and down then smiled. Gamzee cringed as his skin was pinched but smiled when Tavros looked back up at him.

"I uhm...I made you this." Tavros pulled out his folder from his back pack and slid the page he'd printed out. He rolled his eyes, hating how stupid it looked to him and passed it to Gamzee. Gamzees' fae lit up however, like Tavros knew it would.

Behind the leprochaun was a waterfall with a rainbow stretching across the page. At the end of the rainbow was the image of the two he had cropped into the pictures.

"Bro, I'm gonna get this blown up, then I'm gonna get it laminated and I'm gonna put it in a frame and hang it up motherfucker! This is just the sweetest pie I have ever dug into!" Gamzee boasted looping an arm around Tavros' shoulders and kissing his forehead. "Why're you so awesome bro?"

End Part 2