Katarina, the sinister blade, stood on a battlefield. A man in gold armor, stood in front of her. He was Garen.

"Katarina," he said. "I want you to be the love of my life." He knelt down. "Will you marry me?" Huh? That couldn't be! No! NO!

Katarina suddenly woke in her tent.

"Ugh," she groaned. "What a nightmare." Wait. Nightmare. It that was a nightmare then that meant… "NOCTURNE!"

Katarina stormed out of her tent. "Irellia," she said to her friend when she saw her. "Have you seen Nocturne?"

"No," said Irellia, the will of the blade. She turned to her levitating sword. "Have you seen him bladesy?"

"Sure," the sword said in a squeaky voice. "I saw him innocently whistling a happy tune with his hands clasped behind his back." Katarina watched with wide eyes.

"Um, Irellia? Did your sword just talk?"

"Yes," said Irellia. "I taught him how."

"Um, okay," said Katarina. "Maybe you could teach him how not to talk next, because quite frankly, he creeps me out."

"He creeps you out?" Irellia squealed. "Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Oh, I'm so proud of you, bladesy. Let's go creep Evelynn out, now." Katarina, though quite disturbed by the event she had just witnessed, she still had business to do with Nocturne. Nocturne was exactly where, er, Bladesy had said.

"Oh, hi, Katarina," said the eternal nightmare.

"Did you give me a nightmare?"

"What? Um, no…?" Katarina knew the innocent routine when she saw it.

"Are you sure?"

"Um, well, yes, actually. It was, um, well, um, oh, it was Pantheon who gave it to you, that's who!" stammered Nocturne.

"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!" hollered Pantheon, the artisan of war. "HE'S LYING, I SWEAR! REMEMBER THE 'SIVIR'S JUSTIN BIEBER PHOTO COLLECTION' INCIDENT?"

"Oh, yeah, I remember that," remembered Katarina. Nocturne had stolen Sivir's Justin Bieber photo collection and blamed Pantheon for it, but Nasus had seen Nocturne do it so Sivir beat Nocturne with Jax's Lamppost.

"But, but—" stammered Nocturne. But it was too late.

"Okay, okay, okay. We'll make a deal. I give you no more nightmares, and you take your sword out of my chest. Deal?"

Kassadin sat on the edge of the cliff that the camp was situated on. They were the first group to battle the new dark menace. There was one thing different from this group. Kassadin knew what was coming. He was the void walker, and he had encountered things much more horrible than what they had faced in the past few days.

"Hey," said a voice behind him. It was Twisted Fate, the card master. Kassadin did not answer. "So, what's up? What's on your mind?"

"The void," replied Kassadin. "The void is filled with horrible things."

"Like what?"

"Like boobs."

"Boobs!" exclaimed Twisted Fate. "Dude, you've been through a lot." Kassadin nodded. "So all that was there was boobs?"

"Actually, no. Not all of it was that bad. I made friends with a werewolf named Cuddly."

"Hey," said Shaco. "I just made up a new joke! Wanna hear it?"

"Oh no," groaned Twisted Fate.

"I'll take that as a yes," replied the demon jester. "Why did the frying pan frying pan frying pan?"

"I'm not answering it, I'm not answering it…"

"Because frying pan frying pan frying pan frying pan frying pan frying pan! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Twisted Fate stared at him.

"I think he needs his brain checked," he said.

"By the way," said Shaco. "Did you hear about the brain? The brain was a brain the brain why brain brain brain! Ha ha ha!"

"Oh, I'm just dying of laughter," said Twisted Fate.

"Good, because that's basically the point of my existence in the first place. Oh knock kno—"

"SHUT UP!" roared Kassadin. Everyone stared.

"Um, can I tell my joke? Pleeeez?" begged Shaco.

"Ugh, whatever," said Twisted Fate.

"Okay. Knock knock!

"Gurnn (inaudible)"

"Corn"

"Nurn (mumbling)"

"Corny corn the corny corn of corny corny corn!"

"Uh oh…"

BOOM!

"Wow! I blew the whole cliff face off! Pretty impressive, eh?"

"Akur (unintelligible)"

"Hey Akili!"

"What, LeBlanc?"

"Doesn't it annoy you how Lee Sin is so calm and collected all the time?"

"Yeah!"

"Get Evelynn, I think I've got a way that can fix him."

Lee Sin meditated in the morning. He heightened all of his senses and he could feel the life force flowing through the world. That life force was in danger, and there would be battle today.

"Hey Lee Sin!" said a voice. Hyper and energetic. Akili. "Lee, will you come into our tent for a moment?" Without saying a word, Lee Sin mentally guided himself to the tent. Soon he was inside. Silence.

"Er, hello?

"Well?" said Akili.

"This silence disturbs me. I'm going out to meditate."

"Well, I guess it didn't work," said LeBlanc as she pulled her clothes back on.

"Yeah, well," said Evelynn. "Leave it to the politician to forget that he's the blind monk."