A/N This chapter was brought on by my friend Sam who has the son Kellan sings on her IPod and I thought it would be great for this chapter R&R
Bryce POV
We had just finished our last class and headed back to the apartment.
"So what do you guys want to do tonight?" I asked uterly board. You see ever since we met in seventh grade my friends and I have always finished work in class. we would get mad fun of but we didn't care. less homework the better right?
"Want to go to the club?" That didn't sound too bad concidering what happened yesterday. Lets recap shall we. we were at the caffe. Ran into Kellan Lutz literally. Apologized He left and I looked at his ass.
"sure we should leave at like eight, So what do you guys want for dinner Im buying still?" I also owe Joy money.
"Sushi!!"
"Great idea sam we can have sushi but joy cant memeber she is allergic to fish." Sam Is a little blonde sometimes I swear.
"Hey i know what ur thinking and it's not nice to swear."
"How the hell did-"
"You said it out loud by accident."
"Oh." Ooops.
"Joy what do you want for dinner."
"Panda Express."
"God Ithink Buy the time I'm thrity I will be fully asian. Minus the looks."
"Hey you asked me what I wanted and Panda doesn't serrve fish." she gave sam an evil glare
"What look im sorry but remember your going to die on your birthday because me and Bryce have already planned it and fish is going to be your death" It's true we did say that.
"Well i'm ordering what do you want?" they gave me their orders andwe sat ther playing never have i ever. This game is way more fun than it used to be now that we can legaly drink beer.
So we were drunk and the delivery guy came (A/n I dont think panda actually delivers) He was kinda cute. And man when Sam's drunk she is drunk. She insisted on paying/ flirting with the guy. She kept calling him Iggy but his name tag said Andrew. finally He got out of her death grip he bolted to the car.
"Damn it Sam Why do you have to scare him away!"
"I thought he was Iggy." She said innocently and shrugging her shoulders
well we finished our food and sobered up so we dont get a DUI. As we arrived at the club we gave the keys to the valet. I got out of the car and straightend out my clothes. I was wearing a blue plaid short skirt. With a navy blue silk cami that had sky blue lace embrordering and on my right hand I wore a black leather biker glove. I had fishnet pantie hoes and black Gucci pumps.
Sam was wearing a similar outfit but it was pink and black. And Joy isnt a skirt person. so she wore Black skinny jeans A grey tanktop and over that she wore a white silk button up top that she left unbuttoned.
According to Joy this was supposed to be the best Club in town. we headed in and I immediatley had a full blown panic attack.
"Shit you have got to be kidding me." I said to both of them. Again Kellan Lutz was here. Why the hell does this ave to happen to me?!
"What... Oh well good thing you have already met him so the nerves should be gone." Joy said that like it was common sense.
"I. Thought. You. Knew. Me. It's not that easy you know im obssessed. *Gasp* What if i stutter. even though I have never done such a thing. or he doesn't remember me. There are a million things that could go wrong."
"Whatever why don't you sing a song to him." Wow that was a great idea. Sam is a lot smarter post drunkenness.
"You know me I always Have my IPod."
Kelan's POV
Man that Girl at the caffe sure was something. I needed a drink tonight after all the things on my mind and I decided who better to stay under cover at a bar, than Rob he would get all the attention as always and I could lay low.
"Hey Robby want to go to the bar tonight?"
"Huh What Oh Sorry I cant I'm tied up with Kristen if you catch my drift." Okay ew mental immage I didn't need that mental image. I would rather see Jackson Rathbone streeking across a football field. (A/N I got that from sam)
" yawellkgottagobye" I said that so fast it all came out as one word. I really said ya well k gotta go bye.
Guess I'm on my own tonight. I got to the club and no one recognized me. And guess who I saw it was the girl from the caffe. She didn't approach me. it was like she was frozen I decided to break the ice by singing to her well about her and I have the perfect song. and tonight it applied more than ever.
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
I started singing and she looked heart broken, she must not have known that i was talking about her. now i have to make it clear she is the one I'm singing about. i got off the stage and walked over to her and looked her in the eyes and continued.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonite!
She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
now she started dancing with me. damn she was hot
Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along. She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat Doesn't take her long to make things right. She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonite. I say
No one really knows just how far she's gonna go,
But I'm gonna find out later tonite
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
But does it make her wrong to
Have the time of her life. the time of her life
My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent
I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly,
Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!
her eyes lit up at that last line
She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
She's a bad, bad girlfriend.
She's a bad, bad girlfriend.
Bryce's POV
OMFG Kellan just sung to me granted it was a dirty song but it's the thought that counts right?
I was loking deep into his Eyes. I could tell I was blushing a deep shade of red. my cheeks were really hot.
"Now it's my turn" I wispered under my breath but i think he heard me. I was never good at whispering.
I gave the dj my song and grabbed the Mic. I managed to get sam to sing with me she found a really cute guy to dance with his name was Alex. (A/N As in Alex pettyfer who might play iggy in the maximum ride movie)
Sam only sang on the chorus or her parts. We decided to start at the bar and surround ourselves with hot guys and pretend to flirt with them
Groove slam work your back
filter that baby bump that track
Groove slam work your back
filter that baby bump that track
groove slam work your back
Space cowboy just play that track
Gaga in the room so starstruck
Cherry cherry cherry cherry boom boom
this was going to be fun I could tell
Rollin' up to the club on the weekend
Stylin out to the best that your freakin
Fantasize on the track that your tweakin
I went to Kellan and started singing to him rather than about him
Blow my heart up
Put your hands on my waist pull the faider
Rune it back with original flavor
Queue me up I'm the twelve on your table
I'm so starstruck
I stage fainted into his arms. That got him laughing
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
Starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
Baby could you blow my heart up
Baby now that were alone got a request
Would you make me number one on your playlist
Got your dirty headphones with the left side on
Wanna scratch it back and forth back and forth uhuh
Put your hands on my waist pull the faider
Run it back with original flavor
put the break down first
Up into the chorus to the verse rick a rick a reverse
Now he had his hands on my waist while I was dancing and moving my hips
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
Baby could you blow my heart up
now it was Alex who umped in we needed a guy to rap for us. And surprisingly he was very good
Hey, lived all my life reall reall is that him
I haven't seen here before and she all the big rims
It's it like cash flow my baby don't trip
Should Shawty say hend over your signature right here
Like a justa dotted line and I'm suppossed to sign
How she added it up a fanatic and I think it's goin down
She's so starstuck the gal all stuck
I shoulda had a overdose on too many starbucks
Aint neva seen a balla paper that stack taller
Stunna soon let the top back on that chevy impala
Hummers and all that fully loaded with two ballas
What do you call when your shawty with two daughters
But thats another chapter slow lover bachelor
Idont know me thats part of the baby actor
Complete swagger there go the dagger
Got what she want shawty happily ever after
Sam was now dancing with alex and me with Kellan and Joy was there for moral suport drinking a miti cocktail
I'm so starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
So starstruck baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so starstruck
Baby could you blow my heart up
Groove slam work your back
Filter that baby work that track
Groove slam work your back
filter that baby bump that track
Groove slam work your back
Filter that baby bump that track
Groove slam work your back
Filter that baby bump that track
Baby now that were alone got a request
Would you make me number one on your playlist
Got your dirty headphones with the left side on
Wanna scratch it back and forth back and forth uhuh
Put your hands on my waist pull the faider
Run it back with original flavor
Put the break down first
Up until the chorus and the verse
I'm so I'm so starstruck baby could you low my heart up
I'm so starstruck
So starstruck baby could you blow mmy heart up
I'm so starstruck
baby could you blow my heart up
I'm so I'm so
When I was done I almost had a heart attack. Guess why. HE FUCKUNG KISSED ME!!!!!! I fainted I was so excited.
next thing I remember I woke up in a big grey shirt and a pair of sweat pants that were way to big
"Morning Sleepy head." I turned around to see a shirtless Kellan Cookin us some omletts.
"Morning. Shit what happened to sam and joy." I was worried I was their designated driver
"Dont worry I sent someone to get them and pick up your car."
"Wow your good." And perfect
A/N well thanks for reading hope it was good this is a really bad chap i think cause im not good at songs.
