Chapter 2
Z.W.E.I. runned to the fallen girl, who was completely blooded all over and her hair was white now because it bleeded on the ground. The blood seeped into her eyes too. He grabbed her with his wolfy hands. She woke up in a kawaii manner and gazed at Z.W.E.I. Then she immediately barfed all over Z.W.E.I. "OH GOD WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL!" Amy screamed while holding her nose. Z.W.E.I. immediately dropped her into the ground, slightly offended. "Who...who are you?" Asked Z.W.E.I. getting down on all fours. "I...I..." Amy looked at herself, her dress, stockings, and shoes had bled out from red to purple and black. "I don't remember.." Amy gasped. She then turned to Z.W.E.I. and noticed his wolf_ . She slowly walked up to the wolf_ and admired its beautifully crafted solar panel workmanship. She saw orbs surrounded it. She touched an orb then...RIPPED IT FROM THE WOLF_ ! It howled in pain as its processor was ripped from its Intel Core. "I think I want to use this pretty orb as a weapon uguu~" said Amy. Z.W.E.I. stood up and angrily BARKED at Amy. "Ew god wtf you're da one dat STANKS like swampy pubes!" Amy emoly stated and threw the orb at him. Z.W.E.I. caught it in his mouth, ran on all fours, and gave it back to Amy. "You're strange. I haven't talked to many humans before. I am Z.W.E.I. and I am a...werewolf. I'm going to call you..Viola. Because it's Lolita and kawaii desu emogaku." Explained Z.W.E.I. "I'm a goffic princess of death. I need to know my past ;^;" Amy kawaiied. "Then let's go on a journey to the Kingdom of Dumbass." Offered Z.W.E.I., "but first, I need to take a piss." And he unzipped his pants, got down on all fours, lifted his leg, and peed on a tree." Amy was so disgusted that she cut herself. And so they began their journey to the Kingdom of Dumbass.
Dumbass was an angry old foot on his dying bed. "If not me... Then him." He cried to a peasant. The peasant was wide eyed, filled with fear. "Dumbass!" He cried out and ran away. Dumbass teared, aboot to die. He wasn't even in his homeland of Canada. He was in some desolate Kingdom that named itself after his lavish lifestyle he had lived his past some 40 years. He was old, but one thing brought him closer to being Young again, Patrokoloa. It was a drink that his apprentice Patrokolos had made. It rivaled KokaKola, but it was still lacking. Patrokolos returned to Dumbass once again after making a Fresh batch of PatroKoloa. Just before, he had found Soul Edge and brought it too Dumbass. He left them to interview. Patrokolos entered the room."You dumbass!" Patrokolos roared. "Yes?" Dumbass dumbassed. "no I mean you are the dumbass as in the deragatory slur!" Dumbass was still not understanding Patrokolos's point. "Patrokolos, I don't need to be immortal through Soul Edge, although that is an option, but I want to be able to drunk PatroKoloa. I interviewed Soul Edge and it said it does not like PatroKoloa. If I merge with him I will be immortal but I will hate PatroKoloa :( ." Dumbass explained sad faced. Patrokolos left the room embarrassed at his foolishness for following such a Dumbass. Dumbass cried, and his tears rolled into Soul Edge's eye and it understood his love for PatroKoloa. It offered to join and so NIGHTMARE WAS BORN...and PatroKola was made! (A mix of KokaKola and PatroKoloa).
The newly born Nightmare stood atop his castle, where all his peasants could see. They all gazed up at him as he sipped a bottle of PatroKola. "This is fuckin delicious! (TM)" everyone cheered, as the new State Drink, PatroKola was accepted. In the castle square there were four people that all peasants talked about. "I NEED FOOD FFFFUUUUUU!" Cried a half mutilated monkey goatsecks child to the world. "XIBA SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Maxi yelled while pounding Xiba's skull, which broke his spine so he wobbled a bit. Various townspeople murmured as they walked by ( "By the gods, bless Maxi's soul for adopting that Downy/ADHD/retarded baby that was in the dumpster for so long!" "I heard he adopted all three of those poor children!" "The gods will make him a saint for taking care of such incompetent beings in this world!") Everyone knew that Maxi always wanted children, but Astaroth was unable to bare any because he is sterile. So instead, he stole children from wealthy Chinese families to fill the endless void that consumed his ballsack. "BUT MAXI I R HUNGR." Cried XIBA as his organs began to collapse from the lack of spine support. "Maxi I want a new purse o_o" cried Xuangua II. "I WANT A BOOB INCREASE x^x" cried Natsu. Maxi stopped walking and fumed out of his ears. He turned back toward them and his head grew super large and red (so angry desu~). He pulled out a cig and began yellering, "BACK IN 'NAM WE DIDN'T GET NUTHIN YA NO GUD BABY JEWSACKS. I ALMOST DIED FER MEH LOVER ASTAROTH. YALL CAN JUST GIT ALONG 'ND BE GRATEFUL FER WHATCHA HAVE!" The two girls began to cry and apologized for being selfish, and Xiba did nothing because he honestly didn't understand anything because he's a Downsey kid. Maxi throttled his knee into Xiba's teeth which sent him flying over a fence to a meat grinder. The two girls ran off to get a good look at Patrokolos and his hawt bod (he was featured on Rogue magazine (TM)). Maxi growled and went after the girls. In the distance Z.W.E.I. and Amy arrived at the Dumbass Kingdom.