Garrus widened his stance, gritted his teeth, whipped his arm outward triumphantly towards Saren with a determined look across his face and said, "Exactly."

"I have a big sword, what are you going to do about it?" Saren gave a snide reply to the puny inhabitants of the Normandy as he tried to make a heroic pose with the sword in front of the camera.

"I'll tell you what I'm going to do" Wrex said calmly, getting closer to the galactic map "I'm going to blast my way into your stronghold kill all your little friends and then kick your puny turian ass until even you feel the genophage."

"I'll second that motion, Wrex." Shepard nodded approvingly as she pulled out a baseball bat and tapped it on her palm as she glared at the map, "Remember this Saren! Grass grows, birds fly and buddy, I'll will hurt you!"

Saren looked contemptuously out of the hologram, twirling his long moustache: "Well, aren't you a bunch of tough guys! Hey, Wrex, Canderous called, he wants his scowl back!"

Shepard gave Saren a mocking smirk as she lean closer to the Map, "Oh Saren, I think Cloud Strife called you. You know that berserker sword you're holding? He demands it to handed it back to him before he infiltrates your base as a crossdresser."

"Cloud Strife, HAHAHAHAHA, I invited him over for dinner, got his autograph, then I indoctrinated him and then I cut all his hair off and made this wig with his hair Mahahahahahahahaha!" Saren then pulled out this blond spiky wig and put it on.

"Wait..." Liara asked, horrified. "You're telling me Cloud is supposed to be a man? I always thought she... he... looked like a woman!"

Everyone on the Normandy groaned while Joker sighed, "Well, my BS masculine detector was right all along."

Admiral Hackett gave a little cough and said "Well I'm still here even though everybody ignored me after Mr. Saren here just butted in but I've been listening and this is getting too... odd for me so I'm just going to give you the choices which is either attack Saren and return to the 3D universe or you can stop the laundry AI from staining all my clothes."

Shepard pointed in a random direction. "I pick.....Door number three!"

"The Scary Door!?" Kaidan cried in alarm from behind his wall.

"No!" Saren screamed, losing his composure for a moment, "Take what's in the box!"

But it was too late. Shepard opened the scary door that just popped onto the bridge of the Normandy and...

…something absolutely HILARIOUS happened.

Ambassador Udina came through the door, thoroughly naked, and dancing with wild abandon.

"Conga!" he shouted, and one member of the crew found it impossible not to take him up on his naked, drunken offer. As the beats came on Saren began to weep, many of the crew members cringed at the sight, Garrus started to get into the beat himself, Liara actually began eyeing Ambassador Udina, and Kaidan for some reason wished his pants were down again. As she stared at the 16-bit scene; Pac-man still running about her Galaxy Map, Saren wielding his sword, Liara blushing, Udina and Wrex dancing around naked with an enthusiastic "Hey!" and a terrifying sideways-kick every few seconds, and worst of all Kaidan beginning to loosen his fly... Shepard felt that she was having an odd day.

As Shepard shook her head one of the doors to the second level slide open and out came striding Anderson in full combat gear. Shepard shook her head, "I've shouldn't been sober when this happened." With shotgun in hand, and shields charged to their max, Captain Anderson stood before the crew with a cigar in his teeth and grunted, in true action hero form, "All ashore that's going ashore."

"With all due respect sir," Shepard gave Anderson a wary look, as she pointed at the metallic sign that hangs over the wall, "You can't smoke on the Normandy due to safety procedures... or lack there of..."

Just as Shepard felt she could take no more, Saren grinned and returned everything back from its 16-bit world. She watched as he put away his sword and Anderson and Udiana left via the Scary Door, which vanished behind them. Before vanishing, the red, turian hologram winked and said...

"April Fool!"

The 16-bit world returned and every body groaned and somehow Anderson came back through that same door to the second level of the ship and said to Shepard "Shepard are you ready for this and don't worry I'm a expert in metal slug combat."

Suddenly, Kaidan sprinted past completely naked and whooping.

"Anyone can fight metal slugs," said Wrex when Kaidan was done. "It's the metal snails that are the real buggers."

Anderson, trying hard to ignore the wild naked man, looked at Wrex in a new light and said, "So you are familiar with this 16-bit world fighting technique. Good, we'll need that skill for the coming battle."

"Rambling double-speak aside," Shepard interjected, "Did anybody put a timer on the oven? That pie should be done by now."

Then Ashley appeared before them as she traveled all the way from the basement, "Ummm... Shepard, about your pie... It came to life as Ms. Pac Man."

Shepard fell to her knees and gave out a long, despair-filled, Vader-esque "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"