Hamtaro looked out the window.
Wow! A rainbow!
A pink, green, and blue rainbow streaked across the sky. So mesmerized was the hamster that he fell off the ledge.
Suddenly, the blue part of the rainbow swooped down and zoomed towards the hamster.
*slow motion*
AuAuAuAuAuAuAuUaUaUaUaUaUaUaUaUaUa
*pstcheeoo*
A beautiful blonde girl with huge blue eyes stopped Hamtaro inches off the ground.
"There you go, little hamster," said the girl in a high-pitched voice. She flew away in a streak of pastel blue.
Hamtaro sniffed as she flew away.
Hefhefhef... heffhef...
Hamtaro decided to tell his friends. He scampered off to a hole across the field. He climbed down the ladder and fell screaming and flailing to the ground.
He opened his eyes, and as his vision cleared, he saw a large, pale hamster with a big afro and a black goatee.
The pale hamster leaned over Hamtaro and shouted.
LADDERS ARE FOR WIMPS!
The large hamster dragged Hamtaro into Boss's main room.
The room erupted in jubilant, worshipping cheers.
MISTER SATAN! MISTER SATAN!
(Author's note to all you wimps: Mr. Satan is also Hercule)
Mister Satan dropped Hamtaro to wag his fingers in a victory gesture at his adoring fans.
Yeah! Yeah! he replied.
* * *
Meanwhile, back at Serena's school, odd things were afoot. The captain of the football team, Biff Burns, had finally summonned up the courage to talk to Mina. He walked up to her and smiled. "Hey Mina."
She smiled back. "Hey, Biff."
"W-w-what would you do for a Klondike bar?"
She stood up on her tippy-toes so she could be at his level. Putting one hand on his chest and the other playfully running through his hair, she whispered in his ear. "I would do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar..."
"Cool..." He fished a Klondike bar from his pocket.
Mina recoiled. "hey man, I was just kidding!
"See ya!" she walked off to her locker.
As she opened it, she saw a blonde with huge blue eyes take the Klondike bar from Biff and walk off with him. Who was that girl?
* * *
Calculus class.
A new girl, an american, came in the class. She had lond red hair down to her butt, huge orange eyes, and chic glasses. She smiled at the class and said, "Konnichiwa!"
She sat down in an empty chair in front of Melvin and beside Amy. Melvin leaned forward and whispered. "Hey. New girl. It's okay, we all speak English here."
The look on her face was priceless. It was a shame that no one had a camera.
The teacher came in and addressed the class. "Now class, let's begin right away--"
The new girl raised her hand and the tacher called on her.
"Cosine curves."
The teacher was taken aback. "W-why, that's the answer to the question I was going to ask... Okay, class, let's move on--"
The girl raised her hand again. "The square root of pi."
"Well...yes... that's right..."
Amy was watching the girl from the corner of her eye.
The girl turned to Amy. "Yes, Amy. I CAN read your thoughts and I AM smrter than you."
Amy was on the verge of tears.
The teacher remembered something she had forgotten (what else could she remember? ^_^) "Class, I'd like you to meet our American exchange student, Blossom."
The girl raised her finger. "please, teacher. Call me MANDARK!"
Water boiled.
Babies cried.
Lightning flashed.
Milk curdled.
The girl smiled and giggled. "Just kidding..."
Wow! A rainbow!
A pink, green, and blue rainbow streaked across the sky. So mesmerized was the hamster that he fell off the ledge.
Suddenly, the blue part of the rainbow swooped down and zoomed towards the hamster.
*slow motion*
AuAuAuAuAuAuAuUaUaUaUaUaUaUaUaUaUa
*pstcheeoo*
A beautiful blonde girl with huge blue eyes stopped Hamtaro inches off the ground.
"There you go, little hamster," said the girl in a high-pitched voice. She flew away in a streak of pastel blue.
Hamtaro sniffed as she flew away.
Hefhefhef... heffhef...
Hamtaro decided to tell his friends. He scampered off to a hole across the field. He climbed down the ladder and fell screaming and flailing to the ground.
He opened his eyes, and as his vision cleared, he saw a large, pale hamster with a big afro and a black goatee.
The pale hamster leaned over Hamtaro and shouted.
LADDERS ARE FOR WIMPS!
The large hamster dragged Hamtaro into Boss's main room.
The room erupted in jubilant, worshipping cheers.
MISTER SATAN! MISTER SATAN!
(Author's note to all you wimps: Mr. Satan is also Hercule)
Mister Satan dropped Hamtaro to wag his fingers in a victory gesture at his adoring fans.
Yeah! Yeah! he replied.
* * *
Meanwhile, back at Serena's school, odd things were afoot. The captain of the football team, Biff Burns, had finally summonned up the courage to talk to Mina. He walked up to her and smiled. "Hey Mina."
She smiled back. "Hey, Biff."
"W-w-what would you do for a Klondike bar?"
She stood up on her tippy-toes so she could be at his level. Putting one hand on his chest and the other playfully running through his hair, she whispered in his ear. "I would do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar..."
"Cool..." He fished a Klondike bar from his pocket.
Mina recoiled. "hey man, I was just kidding!
"See ya!" she walked off to her locker.
As she opened it, she saw a blonde with huge blue eyes take the Klondike bar from Biff and walk off with him. Who was that girl?
* * *
Calculus class.
A new girl, an american, came in the class. She had lond red hair down to her butt, huge orange eyes, and chic glasses. She smiled at the class and said, "Konnichiwa!"
She sat down in an empty chair in front of Melvin and beside Amy. Melvin leaned forward and whispered. "Hey. New girl. It's okay, we all speak English here."
The look on her face was priceless. It was a shame that no one had a camera.
The teacher came in and addressed the class. "Now class, let's begin right away--"
The new girl raised her hand and the tacher called on her.
"Cosine curves."
The teacher was taken aback. "W-why, that's the answer to the question I was going to ask... Okay, class, let's move on--"
The girl raised her hand again. "The square root of pi."
"Well...yes... that's right..."
Amy was watching the girl from the corner of her eye.
The girl turned to Amy. "Yes, Amy. I CAN read your thoughts and I AM smrter than you."
Amy was on the verge of tears.
The teacher remembered something she had forgotten (what else could she remember? ^_^) "Class, I'd like you to meet our American exchange student, Blossom."
The girl raised her finger. "please, teacher. Call me MANDARK!"
Water boiled.
Babies cried.
Lightning flashed.
Milk curdled.
The girl smiled and giggled. "Just kidding..."