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5 ways to annoy Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

1: Write I heart Jacob in hot pink on his car

I picked up my pink spray paint I had used for Carlisle's desk and went over to Edward's Volvo.

This was going to be fun.

I wrote in big letters 'I HEART JACOB' and dotted the I with a heart. Emmett was gonna get a kick outta this.

I finished my work and even got a knife from the kitchen to make sure it cannot be as easily removed. I carved it into the car on all sides as well.

I waited in the kitchen and after about 4-5 minutes I heard a high pitched scream like a girl was being murdered.

"MY BABY!" He screeched and got on his knees.

Okay maybe I went a little too far… Did I just say that? No! Bad Bella. No remorse.

2: Glue his keys down on his Piano

I grabbed my glue I had found in a drawer in Emmetts room along with a spoon, lube,a picture of me and a half eaten sandwich. I didn't even want to know why all that stuff was there.

Anyway, I walked over to Edwards room and used the glue to glue down all the keys, and also spray paint it pink just to top it all off.

I sat down in my usual spot on the couch downstairs and waited for him to come home from the car-fixing-place. (From what I had done to his Volvo.)

After 20 minutes of waiting he finally came home.

"Hello, Love." He said, kissing me on my lips.

Instantly I moved to deepen the kiss. He pulled away and I glared at him.

"I have homework…" He said smiling slightly. "No time for distractions." He got up from the couch and began his walk upstairs.

3….2….1… "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY PIANO!" I heard his voice scream quite loudly indeed from upstairs.

Crash Crash I heard from upstairs….

I instantly burst out laughing, doubling over unintentionally . I looked up to see Edward giving me a death glare.

"Oh shit…." I said, my eyes widening in fear.

3: Replace all his classical music with nursery rhymes.

After I had bagged up all of Edward's music collection, I burned it and replaced all his music. I set a camera up in his room… so here is his reaction.

*You can see Edward's room and after about 5 minutes he walks in and goes to push play on his CD player and the song 'Lttle marry had a lamb' begins playing. Edward looks so confused but looks at all his other music and then screams, noticing that ALL his music is gone. He looks up and notices the camera. He picks up the CD player and chucks it at the camera and everything goes black.*

4: Dye his hair blue and put glue in his hair gel. (These were actually two.. but I thought of a way to put them together.)

I sneak steathily into Edwards room and go into his bathroom, careful not to make a sound. I search the room breifly before landing my eyes on EXACTLY what I was looking for. His shampoo bottle. I grab it and unscrew the lid, take out the hair dye and pour it into the bottle and rescrew the lid before shaking it up. I set it back on the shelf and move to his hair gel and take out more of the blue hair dye and gently put it into the hair gel along with glue. This was gonna be fun.

I gently placed it back and walked toward Edwards room to wait. This was gonna be fun.

*Half an hour LATER*

Edward was finally home from the hunt. He had a bit of blood on him so he decided to shower... Hehe.

He walked into the bathroom and I heard the door close before the sound of water began.

*3 minutes of quick showering later*

Edward came outside of the bathroom in a new outfit and his hair was a brillant blue.

"Nice hair." I told him and burst out laughing.

"Thanks. Wait.. What?" He said and turned toward a mirror from the other side of the room.

"WHAT THE HELL!" He screamed and grabbed the mirror and broke it into a million peices.

"MY HAIR!" He screeched and ran from the room.

I was still laughing feeling almost out of breath from his reaction.

I loved screwing with them.

5: Constantly tell him how much hotter Jacob is

Now this one was pretty straightforward.. But I decided to have some fun with it.

I laid down in my own bed and waited for Edward to come through my window.

Whenever he did he instantly moved to lay next to me.

I smiled and then I made my face go blank and start to try to act like I'm dreaming.

"Jacob... So hot... Abs..." I said in a hoarse whisper.

"Oh Jacob.. Yeah.. No shirt.. No pants... Yeah Jacob like that.." I tried so hard not to burst out laughing when I felt Edward 'stiffen' next to me.

"Yes Jacob... Faster.. Ohh Yes Harder..." I muttered moaning a bit.

I was 'awoken' by Edward kissing me fircely and moving to get above me.

'This might turn out better then I thought...' I thought while his tounge danced with mine.

*After a night of passion on both sides*

"You know, Jacob would've done that so much better..." I muttered and laid back down in the bed to finally sleep.

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