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At the Smurf Village, SmurfJade was watering her plant in her garden. Suddenly, a deformed SmurfAggie covered in a green liquid crawled towards SmurfJade. She walked back away, horrified.
"Quick, save yourself!" SmurfAggie struggled to move. "There's been a poisonous chemical spill! Get to Clumsy's house where you'll be safe! MY SKIN! IT BUUUURRRRRNS!"
Behind the bush, SmurfStorm poured a green juice on the floor to imitate the chemicals. She has a mischievous grin. She 'accidentally' threw out the juice box, revealing SmurfAggie's plan. As it fell into the open, SmurfAggie and SmurfJade stared at the empty box.
SmurfJade then stepped forward to take a closer look, "Hmm... Kinda looks like juice."
SmurfAggie swiped the juice box away to continue her plan. "NO! It's a lethal cocktail of chemicals that will completely destroy your metabolism, deforming your body until your butt crack reaches your shoulder blades!"
SmurfJade was unconvinced and smiled derisively, "Yeah, that's juice. Oh, SmurfAggie, you're such a hypochondriac! Going one world to another probably making you lose your mind." She walked away to get more water.
"NO! The safe place is Clumsy's house, and it's right there!" When her plan failed, SmurfAggie shook off her fake injuries and sighed as she talked to SmurfStorm. "Well, I guess we should get Clumsy out of his house before somesmurf else found him."
In his house, Clumsy is seen with a rose in his mouth and taped to the wall, which has a painting of a heart, which he is in the center of, and there are lit candles on the floor. Romantic music is playing in the background. Papa Smurf entered his house here he saw Clumsy.
"I don't want to question that," Papa quickly left and closed the door.
Later, it's lunch time.
Clumsy hastily ate a sandwich and drinking some water. SmurfAggie then sat next to him.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"I'm eating as much as I can before it comes back," Clumsy said.
"Before what comes back?"
Clumsy suddenly regurgitated the sandwich he just ate in perfect condition. He also spat out the water he was drinking directly into his glass, "The knot in my stomach."
SmurfAggie looked under the table, seeing that Clumsy has a literal knot in his stomach. She looked disgust. She then said with a playful facial expression, "Okay. You know what all girls like?"
"Being treated like they're all the same and having generalizations made about them?" Clumsy guessed
"What? No. They all hate that..." SmurfAggie said, then told him in a sentimental voice, "...but they all love a guy who's not scared of being vulnerable. Share your secrets. She'll love you for your imperfections."
"I don't think she's going to fall for a guy who is clumsy and accidentally does something wrong."
"Fine. Whatever. It wasn't my idea anyways. It was hers".
SmurfAggie pointed at their left where SmurfStorm and SmurfJade.
Clumsy blushed, but then stood up, looking determined, "OKAY! SHE WANTS ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF?! THEN I'LL EXPOSE MYSELF!"
"What?" SmurfAggie was disgusted about 'exposing himself'
"V-verbally," Clumsy walked over to SmurfJade and SmurfStorm, and started shouting embarrassing things. "I HAVE THREE APPLES WITH A HAT ON ONE OF THEM EVERY TIME I GO TO SLEEP SO I WON'T BE LONELY! ONCE I HAD A BIT OF BREAD STUCK IN MY TEETH FOR A WEEK. I SWALLOWED IT INSTEAD OF SPITTING IT OUT, AND IT TASTED LIKE TOOTHPASTE! AND WHEN I FEEL AWKWARD, I FORGET HOW TO WALK! OKAY, BYE!" Clumsy began to awkwardly stagger away as the two smurf girls stared at him.
SmurfJade's expression was rather bemused, and asked SmurfStorm, "Heh! What was that?"
Without answers, SmurfStorm and SmurfJade continued laughing. Carrie's expression, however, changed to melancholy as she sighed sadly.
SmurfAggie brought SmurfStorm with her to her home world. Smurfaggie transformed back in her human form as Aggie, still has her wings, once she stepped in her world, while SmurfStorm remained the same. At Aggie's house, they approached her computer.
"Why are you brining here?" SmurfStorm asked.
"We'll do Plan C!" Aggie said. "We secretly marry them online, and hope that SmurfJade's love will grow over time."
"Great plan..." SmurfStorm commented.
"Thank you." The winged human appreciated the smurf's comment.
The, Stormy angrily continued, "...if C stands for 'SERIOUSLY STUPID!'"
"That's not how you spell 'serious', so that doesn't even work," Aggie said sarcastically. "And we're not at 'Plan S, so... 'shh.'" That starts with an 'S'."
"Why did you have to drag me into this? You know very well that I like Clumsy when he helped me checking over Gargamel and his pets. It's written all over my face."
"I don't see that. I only see you as a 'serious and strong' smurf, who doesn't have time for these girly and romance stuff! What does that expression even mean? Are you intrigued? Skeptical? Hungry?"
SmurfStorm sighed as she admitted, "I'm disappointed."
Aggie's expression softened as she realized she had been unsympathetic, "Oh...l-look, I'm really sorry. He's just not into you, I guess."
"I meant I'm disappointed in myself. If you like someone, you're supposed to help them find happiness. Not ruin their chances."
"Aww...come here."
In an effort to comfort her, Aggie offered Storm a hug. Stormy was embarrassed if she hugged someone, but she really needed a hug right now. Since Aggie was so big to hug, he stepped on Aggie's hand and hugged her face as Aggie snuggled in return.
When she broke a hug, SmurfStorm clenched her arm, and sighed, "I think you should do it."
"Do what?" Aggie asked.
"Making a love potion."
When the two girls returned to Smurf World, where Aggie turned back into a smurf as SmurfAggie, she started to make a love potion by throwing Clumsy's hat and few strands of SmurfJade's hair into a cauldron full of volatile green liquid.
"A part of him, a part of her, and one last ingredient: the tear of someone who loves him," SmurfAggie looked at SmurfStorm as she needed her tears
Obviously, SmurfStorm doesn't cry, but she'll try as she shed a tear into the cauldron. The potion turned a bright pink color, and romantic R&B music started playing.
"Uh... Where's that music coming from?" Stormy asked.
"It's just what happens when you stir a love potion. It says here on my spell book," SmurfAggie explained.
At the middle of the village, Clumsy and SmurfJade are seen on benches opposite to each other. Darwin wanted to eat his sandwich, but put it down and sighed sadly. Meanwhile, SmurfJade watched a butterfly over her.
From afar, SmurfAggie and SmurfStorm hid behind the well. SmurfAggie carried a vial of love potion.
SmurfAggie noticed SmurfStorm's face as the former felt sympathy for the latter.
SmurfStorm sighed, "It's fine. This is all for Clumsy."
SmurfAggie grabbed a headless arrow, stick it in the vial of love potion and readied a bow she arbitrarily pulled.
"Wha-? Wait! What are you doing?!" Smurfstorm looked surprise.
"Well, I thought it would be more romantic than putting it in their drinks when they're not looking. Plus, you girls traned me to do archery, so I'll make the use of it," SmurfAggie replied.
Stormy stammered in protest, but says nothing as Aggie proceeded to shoot the arrow at Clumsy.
"AHH! I LOVE YOU, SMURFJADE!" Clumsy yelled.
Aggie dipped another headless arrow into the vial of love potion, loaded it into the bow, and shot at SmurfJade.
"AHH! I LOVE YOU TOO, CLUMSY!" SmurfJade responded.
SmurfStorm and SmurfAggie looked at each other and shrugged. They then looked back at Clumsy and SmurfJade, who were snuggling at each other's face. Stormy and Aggie looked away repulsively.
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