AN: lots of profanity
-...Amelia Bones is a calm, no shit kinda gal, lie to her, and they will be force-feeding you healing potions. But the scary shit is, she doesn't flinch, blink, northern, she's completely calm. It has scared the shit out of some of Britain's worst criminals. Especially that time she reused some old pudding in her 'negotiations'..-
-excerpt from an unsanctioned report on Madam Bones
It takes a lot to upset the director of the DMLE and rumored ties to the DOM, Albus Dumbledore flooding her government with insurgents, and having an army to back them up? Don't forget that he 'comforted' her after the death of her children and husband during a war he very well could have orchestrated down to Voldemort's stay at Hogwarts. She wasn't unsettled, she was FURIOUS!
Dumbledore didn't follow his own school's mono, "Never tickle a sleeping Dragon!" She was plotting how she was going to take down the worst dictator in centuries, Albus Dumbledore. She had it all on an extensive flow chart all in her head.
Step 1: figure out what the old bastard has unlawfully done to solidify his power.
a: Look into his school years, maybe he faked his records.
b: Look at what he did as a teacher, he probably taught Voldemort.
c: See if he screwed up other children's home lives.
d: Double check all records about his activities as Head of the Wizmant, Supreme Mugwump, and whatever else he has.
Step 2: Use whatever dirt she finds to 'convince' Rita Skeeter to slowly smear Dumbledore.
a: also insure a healthy number of safe houses for her, Harry, and Susan.
b: Private tutors for both of them, or maybe send them abroad.
Step 3: Beat the shit out of him in the courtroom
step 4: Force him to an insanity plea
Step 5: Slep him a portkey to an unknown location, once he is committed
Step 6: .Hell.
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m: REPEAT parts d-l until out of health potions/ingredients
It is a little known fact that Madam Bones is a extremely accomplished Potion Mistris. As such, she only needs the ingredients to get health potions, which costs a lot less.
Dear BBL
I've got it! Dumble uses the FFL for info, the zealots are supporting votes, and he has been killing off the unloyal, to him. That is what the last two wars have been about, Grindelwald, he got people thinking of light and dark, and who was good or evil. It also made him a shoe in for whatever he wanted, head of the Wizmant, Supreme Mugwump, And Headmaster to most of magical britain, well, only the important ones. Voldemort killed most the non loyal Light, and the aurors arrested most of the Dark. For an example, look at the Longbottoms, they disagreed with him fundlementory but put up with him to fight. But after the war 'ended' they end up in the long term ward of ST mungos. Is this what madam bones and Sach has been teaching me all year? how dumble workes? why?
harry
Dear BBL
I think I understand. Maybe. Dumble seroursly messed up my life by deciption. so aunt amelia(She's started to make me call her that.) and Sach have been been honest with me, trying to help me make sense of this.
harry