I DON'T OWN ANYTHING SORRY ITS NOT VERY GEORGIA SPEAKISH - i changed his name from james to alex because i forgot about her pervy cousin james. thannx mizz emz for that :

1 minute later

It has to be said he is seriously FIT I mean the sex god plus the luurve god hotness. I wonder why he is looking at me so strangely. Oh that's right he asked if I was okay. I really should reply but I can't seem to function properly. Instead of stupid brain it's more like lazy body.

Eventually I said 'I'm fine I do it all the time' what am I talking about I don't really. Hmmm I think I may have slightly yelled a bit because that strange look is back.

At home

Oh my Buddha, Alex, yes quite a groovy name don't you think, walked me home. Every girl we saw was staring absolute daggers at me but I don't really care because he was ssssssso hot. He is officially in the god ranks, FG fit god. Anyway I actually managed to act normal well except when I told him I have a pet beaver but that beside the point. Apparently he transferred to Foxwoods. Hmmm I wonder if Dave will like him. Why must Dave always be in my head, he has Emma, his GIRLFRIEND!! Anyway, Alex plays football and said I should catch one of his games. Gosh he has a sexy voice and has green eyes and has black hair and when he smiles its instant jelliodness. Phwoar to the extreme.

Phone Ringing

Omg I wonder if it's the FG. Well that would be impossible as he doesn't have my number. Well it could be possible could he could have tracked it down or something. It is possible….

Racing down the stairs

Geez you'd think someone would actually get up and answer the phone once and a while.

'Allo'

I said in my lovely German accent

'Ciao may I speak to Georgia sir'

Gosh he must of heard me wrong. I think my German accent is quite feminine.

'Er hi Massimo'

'Georgia we must ahh, how you say,.have er talkio'

'Um sure but I'm quite busy this time of year'

Deary me I sound like a prostitute.

'Oh okay but what will happen with us then?'

'Er..'

'You have treated me bad cara'

'Er'

'I think you are as Lindsay said, a tart'

Whaaaaaa he did not.

'Well you are a er….. homosexual with a HANDBAG. We are finished'

Then I slammed the phone down for effect.

I cannot believe he called a tart I know jas calls me one but she is a voley fringe flicker so it's okay. At least it's finished. Ever since I heard he cheated I think I knew it was over but now it truly is. I hope he is very happy with whelky Lindsay with her lack of forehead, attractive I don't think so.

Snuggle up in bed

I actually feel a bit miz now

1 minute later

I wonder why I used what Dave calls him. It's quite funny I guess.

30 seconds later

Dammit Dave. Get out of my head! And bed Oo-er! I am now eschewing him with a firm hand and will not think of him.

5 seconds later

I wonder what Dave will think of my break-up?