A/N: Okies,here's the second chapter...sorry if it sounds bad, I didn't have time to edit (And my friend is too lazy to help XD) it so...Don't hurt me!
Chapter 2: Crap! It's an ALL-OUT-WAR!
"Hmm...What the hell is Sasuke planning…?" Naruto was finishing up at his locker before heading to meet his raven-haired friend at lunch. "...And…" He muttered to himself, balling his fists in frustration. "I DON'T HAVE A PONCHO!"
"N-naruto…?" The blonde caught the attention of Hinata Hyuga, as she stood behind the boy as he repeatedly hit his locker, cussing profusely.
"AGH! Damn you Sasuke…DAMN YOU…Wait…what…?" The blonde turned around, noticing the girl, a fellow sophomore, blinking in confusion. "H-Hinata?! What're you doin' here?!" Hinata blushed, feverishly looking to the floor in attempt to avoid his stare. "Eh…Hinata-Chan…"
"H-hai…" She muttered.
"Eh…You have this lunch shift…right!?" The girl hesitantly nodded in retort, still beat-red. "y Um...Ya wanna walk with me?" The blonde smiled brightly as the girl's eyes widened.
'M-me…?! He wants to walk…with me…!? OMFG what do I do…!' The violet-haired teen turned even redder, eventually just stapping back and nodding weakly. Even though he was a very nice person...Naruto is technicaly considered one of the 'badass punks' simply because he hung out with Sasuke constantly...the Uchiha...is considered right below Itachi's group status-wise...Why exactly? Well,that's probably the eigth wonder of the world right there. Anyways...
"Ok, Cool!" Naruto grinned even wider. The pair started heading towards the cafeteria when the blonde turned to her again. "Hinata...You wouldn't happen to have a poncho on you...?" The girl looked down.
"Eh…Why…?"
"Sasuke told me to-"
"Sasuke-Sama?"
"Yup yup…he said he was-" The boy paused as he opened the cafeteria doors. Sasuke was standing on one of the tables grinning with five or six double-lunches scattered around him. Gaara stood behind him on the floor with his hand to his forehead. "Ohno…" Naruto's mouth gaped open. "HIT THE DECK DAMMIT!" The blonde flailed, grabbing Hinata and diving for the floor just as he heard a very loud;
"FEAR ME BITCHES!" Naruto's best friend threw a huge hand full of mashed potatoes at an unsuspecting Neji.
A loud, SpLaT…Was heard when the veggie's hit the back of his head. The target turned around violently and fumingly grabbed a handful of rice. "WHO THREW THAT?!" He yelled, looking around. All was silent. "WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?!" Everyone in the cafeteria were scared shitless, all pointing to Sasuke who was laughing his ass off, still on the table. "…YOU…" Neji growled, steam emitted from the Hyuga boy's nostrils as he dropped the rice, instead grabbing his entire flipping tray of food and chucking it at the attackers face. Sasuke, of course, instantly ducked and the foodstuffs hit Gaara instead. Everyone in the cafeteria gasped and it became deadly quiet. The red-haired boy silently wiped the food off himself, glaring daggers between Neji who was now sweating profusely…and Sasuke, who didn't give a shit. This hate-fest went on for several moments when suddenly, someone way in the back stood up.
"FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT!" It was none other than Deidara, shouting as he chucked entire hand-fulls of any food he could get his hands on. He hit several Juniors gathered at the table in front of him. They all screamed (they were mostly girls), throwing their lunches back at him. The blonde Senior skid out of the way, and the flying-food smacked right into Sasori. At that instant the entire cafeteria burst into an all-out war. Half of the kids laughing their asses off, and the other half throwing each other's food. Naruto and Hinata ducked under the closest table, exchanging horribly confuzzled glances.
"Sasuke…WHY?!" The blonde said to himself. Hinata just shrugged, ducking from incoming peas. And that's where the pair hid for a majority of the fight, until;
"HEY BLONDIE!" Sasuke's head appeared under the table. Well…he was upside down looking in from the top.
"WHAAAAAAA!" Naruto jumped, hitting his head in the top of the table. "Dammit Sasuke! You're drunk again….AREN'T YOU?!" The Uchiha just grinned, grabbing the blonde by the shoulder and pulling him out.
"C'mon, don't be a pussy…Fight with meh!" Sasuke triumphantly yelled.
"I hate you…"
"Luffs ya too!" Was the only reply, as Sasuke smashed a pudding cup in Naruto's face, cracking up. Naruto growled, kicking the boy in the gut. "OW! That hurt, dammit!" Sasuke shouted, grabbing Naruto and pinning him to the ground. Food was still flying everywhere, so much so that you had to dodge something every few seconds.
"OW! Dammit Sasuke…Get off a me or your balls are next!"
"No!"
"Sasuke! Get off of me you drunk bastard!"
"No!"
"OMG RAPE!"
"Naruto!" Hinata blinked, staring at the two teens "wrestling" on the food-stained floor.
"N-no Hinata! It's not what it looks like…"
"Naruto…" Sasuke suddenly whispered, getting way too close to the blonde's face. Naruto gulped, shaking on the ground while still under the boy's grip. "Come closer…I have something I've always wanted to do…"
"S-S-Sasuke…what're you-" The raven-haired boy just smirked playfully.
SMASH
"AUGH! UCHIHA!" Naruto immediately recoiled, feverishly wiping the cream-filled cupcake snack off of his face. Hinata giggled lightly at the sight.
"Gotcha Dobe! Hahaha!" Sasuke smirked, pointing at the fuming boy.
"UCHIHA! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!" A voice suddenly screamed out of nowhere. Startled, Sasuke looked directly upwards to find Neji soaring over him in mid-pounce.
"Oh my god…!" He yelled, skidding out of the way. The Hyuga boy ended up landing on top of Naruto, who yelped in surprise.
"Agh! W-what the-NEJI?! What the hell are you-?"
"SASUKE!" Neji completely ignored the blonde, sitting up and growling at the confused Uchiha standing before him.
"Dude…What's your beef?" Sasuke replied with his arms crossed, obviously not impressed.
"YOU..." The boy retorted. "YOU ST-"
"Sasuke! Look out!"
"Hn?"
SPLAT
"WHAAAAHHHHH!"
POOMPH
"Oof! What the-UCHIHA?! Get off of me you gay little-"
"Wh…?! Gaara…where did you…?" Gaara just glared at the boy on top of him. Sasuke had pie all over his face and clothes and he was glaring at Gaara as well.
"…can someone please get Sasuke bastard off of me…" The red-haired sophomore muttered completely toneless.
"Keep yer pants on panda-boy…" Sasuke replied, removing himself and rolling his eyes. Naruto pushed Neji off of him and stood up as well, seeing Sasuke dusting himself off. The raven-haired boy eventually climbed back up on the nearest table and scanned the entire cafeteria. "Ok…Who threw the pie?!" He yelled. No one seemed to hear him, as the food continued flying and he had to evade yet another baked-good. "Rrrr…" He growled, turning back around to Naruto. The blonde just shrugged so Sasuke sighed, and simply turned back around, straightening himself up and taking a deep breath. "WHO THREW THE DAMN PIE?!" He roared. The whole cafeteria went silent, blinking at the Uchiha…two particular figures quickly ducked under their table. Sasuke's eyes immediately caught sight of them and he leisurely jumped off the counter, making a beeline toward the pair.
"Oh no…" Gaara sighed. "I told him not to do it…but he did…he just had to start a damn food fight and now he's gonna get himself killed…why…WHY?!"
"Sasuke…Don't!" Naruto shouted, an arm reaching towards him in vain. Sasuke smirked evilly as he made his way over.
"Well…that's Sasuke for ya…I guess…" Neji muttered, watching the Uchiha.
"…heh…" He glared at the two shaking "victims". Suddenly, one of them attempted to flee and Sasuke immediately attacked. "GrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAA!" The 16 year old Uchiha yelled as he went soaring through the air at one of the attackers. "Naruto, get over here and hold 'em for me!"
"Aw crud…" Naruto muttered, as he ran over the help him, sweating. "Sasuke stop it! It was just a pie for god's sake!"
"A pie that is now in a very uncomfortable place thank you very much!" Sasuke screamed back. "Help me beat the sit outta him or you'll be next dobe!" The Uchiha growled, grabbing the person by the scruff of the neck.
"B-but-"
"UCHIHA SASUKE! GET YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE…" The whole cafeteria went completely silent again as Sasuke stopped in his tracks, dropping the poor kid like he was a rag-doll.
"…Shit…It's the pedophile…" He muttered.
"What did you just call me…?"
"Nothing…Oro…what do you want…?"
"You do not talk to your principal that way mister! Now get over here before I suspend you…and that's if you're lucky!" Mr.Orochimaru growled, furiously pointing to the ground in front of him. Sasuke sighed, putting his hands in his pockets and taking his sweet time walking over to the man. Oro grabbed Sasuke by the ear and the two turned towards the door and headed out. But the principal (Or "Big P." as Naruto says) turned around once more before leaving, to glare at the rest of the petrified students. "…And as for all of YOU people." He growled. "THIS WHOLE ROOM BETTER BE SPOTTLESS BEFORE I GET BACK OR YOU'RE ALL GETTING PHONE CALLS TO YOUR PARENTS!" Neji and Gaara sweat-dropped and Naruto gulped. Orochimaru then met eyes with the whiskered-boy, and the blonde sat straight up, sweating. "You…eh...Sasuke's little friend…you're coming too."
"…Oooh…Good luck Blondie…" Gaara muttered. Naruto slowly stood up, shaking and followed to two out the door.
"SEE YA BITCHES!" Sasuke yelled, saluting the whole student body before getting dragged out the door. "Ow ow ow! Hey! Watch it pal!" Sasuke muttered, wincing as his ear turned bright red. Naruto slapped a hand to his forehead as Sasuke glanced back at Naruto with a 'Help me!' looked spread across his face. Naruto just shrugged and ran to catch up with them...I mean, what else could he do...?
A/N: Well...all I have t say is...On to chapter three!