A few years and many successful missions later…

Man what am I doing with my life Yoroi shook his head, he stood up from his bed stretching before putting on his standard navy blue jeans and a black shirt. Putting his mandatory jounin vest he covered it with a black cloak with red and gold trimmings covering his entire body. Wearing a purple scarf over his nose and mouse he secured his Konoha hitai-ite on his forehead.

He was about to open the door of his small apartement when he heard some bickering outside the door.

"You knock"

"No you knock, I don't want to anger that freak he'll fucking kill me."

Inhaling sharply and gaining what he had of his composure. Opening the door he stared suffocating his guests with killer intent. "Cant I help you?" he said coldly.

Two masked ANBU operatives stared back at him

It was all they could do to mutter "Hokage… office… now" before the door slammed on their faces.

Shushinning down to the street, he met the two ANBU operative who went pale and stopped whatever conversation they were having.

"Lead the way" he said coldly. They nodded and led the way to the Hokage mansion. Their trip was silent as neither ANBU dared speak.

Knocking on the door to the Hokage's office, the two ANBU entered.

"Here he is Hokage-sama as per your request" they said in unison before bowing

"Thank you" she said as they left. She inhaled before saying "Yoroi-san" earning a smirk from Yoroi before she continued "we have an important mission for you, it is S or possibly SS-ranked"

"Of course Tsunade-san what is this mission" He responded emotionless as ever.

"Listen I have shown you respect the least you could do is call me Hokage-sama" Tsunade sighed

"But you Tsunade-san you should be thankful at the respect you are getting, I am only giving you the same respect you give me" he said not showing any signs of what he was feeling before he smirked "Although I have shown you that I deserve that respect while you haven't earned my respect yet."

"Quite the shinobi isn't he" came the voice of a white haired sage coming out of the shadows "Are you sure this is right person to send on this mission, he doesn't seem reliable"

"And who the fuck are you to question my skills?" asked Yoroi pissed but not showing a bit of it.

"How dare you, I am the mighty toad sage, one of the three legendary Sannin, I'm the great Jiraiya!" the sage exclaimed clueless that he had been put under a simple genjutsu that was being fueled by his imagination.

In the Genjutsu

"Let me show you my power by doing something you never could" Yoroi said before mentioning Tsunade to come to him.

Tsunade walked up to him and pressed her entire body on his.

Yoroi never leaving eye-contact with Jiraiya bent down and kissed Tsunade and a make-out session ensued. After a few minutes of Tsunade moaning she began pushing the clothing on her shoulders. As she was about to expose her large torso Jiraiya realized it was a gentjutsu and slammed his hands together and yelled "Kai!"

Back to the real world

"How?" Jiraiya said in shock

"Wow, you really are a pervert aren't you?" said Yoroi coldly

"He has a dojutsu" Tsunade replied calmly from her desk.

"So you noticed, how?" demanded Yoroi

"The Chuunin exams" stated Tsunade who was rewarded by a smirk from Yoroi "Anyways the pervert as you put it found some intel on the Akatsuki. They are on a hunt for jinchuuriki, they are sending two members to capture the two-tails' jinchuuriki, your job is to bring her back to Konoha."

"The two tails? She's a kunoichi from Kumo, why would she want to be in Konoha?"

"Aha here's when I come in" said Jiraiya handing a letter to Yoroi who quickly scanned through it.

"Hmm, I see, anything else I need to know before I go" Yoroi said starting to get bored with this meeting.

"Um yes, the two agents that the Akatsuki are sending are called the immortal duo, I don't know if that worries you?" Tsunade said sounding somewhat concerned.

"No worries, I will put their nicknames to the test" said Yoroi before leaving and heading for the gates.

Five day later

Yoroi walked towards Kumo when he heard an explosion and a crumbling of rock That'll be them

"You are the ones who were trapped" exclaimed Yugito as paper bombs activated shutting all exits except from roof simply because there wasn't one.

"Did you hear that Kakuzu, we are trapped like mice to the cat, that's so fucking hot!" said an enthusiastic Hidan.

"Make this quick Hidan, or I'll kill you" said Kakuzu

"Fucking heathen I will sacrifice her to Jashin"

"We have to take her back alive Hidan"

"Oh come on, we'll tell leader-sama it was an accident"

"Watch it Hidan!"

"Fine"

Seizing her opportunity Yugito unleashed her two-tails form and yelled "Mouse hairball"

As the fire ball exploded a three-bladed scythe shot out of the smoke and cut through Yugito's calf as she dodged a fatal blow.

"Hahahaha, the preparations are ready, the ritual will begin"

Yugito rushed forward pulling out a kunai and cutting a large gash through the Jashinist's cheek before falling and cluctching a similar cut on her own cheek.

Yugito looked confused as Hidan laughed "Let's experience pain together" before a large chara rod appeared in his hands as he impaled himself.

Yugito fell unconscious as Hidan took his normal form and stepped out of the symbol drawn on the ground and towards his partner.

Then three shuriken went towards Kakuzu who blocked it easily with a kunai.

"Impressive" came a voice from the other side of the clearing.

Yoroi stared at the two shinobi in their Akatsuki cloaks

"Hidan this one is mine, I don't want him ruined, he might have a bounty on him"

"Yes, I do, you'll get 50 million for my head depending who's buying…"

Kakuzu smiled before four bodies materialized next to him.

"…but it is that high for a reason" Yoroi said and disappeared in a flash of lightning and appearing in front the five bodies slashing horizontally with a kunai.

All five bodies leapt back receiving large wounds through their torso.

"You bastard, no one kills Kakuzu except me" Hidan yelled throwing his scythe.

Yoroi raised his kunai to block but received a minor cut on the forehead.

Hidan smiled stepping back onto the symbol and grabbed his chakra rod and said "Now you die" before stabbing his heart.

A thud resonated as the five bodies of Kakuzu fell to the ground dead.

Yoroi smiled before dispelling his genjutsu, the mark on his forehead gone.

"How?" said Hidan looking back and forth from Kakuzu and his enemy.

"Well seeing as you are about to join you friend I'll tell you, you didn't actually hit me, I covered you blade by the blood from your friend or friends that was on my kunai."

Realization hit Hidan's face "You bastard!" he yelled to late and Yoroi had gone through some hand signs and said "Futon: A thousand blades of wind"

Huge winds hit Hidan cutting through his body leaving gashes on both his and Kakuzu's body. Before it cleanly cut his limbs and head off that went rolling off.

"Fuck that hurts, you bastard, Jashin will have your blood!"

Walking over to the head he stated "you really are immortal aren't you?" before sealing him in a scroll and doing the same for Kakuzu's head or heads.

Walking over to Yugito concentrating chakra to his hands preparing to perform medical jutsu when he was surprised to see the gash on her cheek gone and the wound in her abdomen nearly healed.

He smiled Being a jinchuuriki does have its advantages

He slung Yugito over his shoulder and headed home. He leapt out of the clearing and turned back before forming some hand signs and saying "KAton: Inferno" removing any trace of the bodies lying there.