Hey everyone! Sorry I took so long. I had to go on vacation and I had a serious case of writers block. But can I just say I have amazing fans? I had no idea this story would get 9 reviews on the first chapter!

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Well that covers it! Here's chapter two!

Everyone was a little upset to get off the plane, especially Po considering he was right in the middle of a SpongeBob Squarepants episode where SpongeBob gets round pants. But the second the remembered what they were here for, the got excited again.

When they got off the plane they marveled at the sights. The Hollywood sign was just the beginning of the things they thought were amazing. Even Tigress' hardcore shell broke for a moment and she marveled as well.

Po was stepped onto the road and he almost got run over by a car. Luckily he stepped back just in time. The flight attendant was also going to be their guide throughout the city which was a good thing otherwise Po really WOULD get hit by a car.

After Po got back off the road and onto the plane grounds (I can never remember what those are called) Monkey couldn't resist commenting. "Po, we're here for the movie, not a funeral."

After Monkey got slapped by the others they were off. But let's just say at the rate they were going, they were going to be senior citizens by the time they got to the movie theatre and Master Shifu would be training at the palace in the sky. They marveled at everything (the boys most of all did.) The flight attendant had to explain a number of things.

The second they got to the road once again Po said, "What are those fancy boxes?"

"Those are called cars. Humans use them to get around." the flight attendant replied.

"What are humans?"

"They're what I am." said the flight attendant.

"I thought you were some kind of endangered monkey." Mantis replied. After a lot of explaining and Mantis get slapped a few times they were off again. But it didn't take long for the next question to be fired.

"What's that blinking thing?" Viper asked.

"That's a stoplight. It shows cars when to go, slow down and stop." the flight attendant replied.

"How do cars work?" Monkey asked.

"We're not here for driving lessons Monkey." Tigress replied.

There were many more things that they asked questions about. They asked about the culture, motorcycles, streetlights, streets, pavement, zoos, If they were allowed to free the animals and start a riot against zookeepers, zookeepers, if SpongeBob Squarepants was real (Po), and so many more things that it would take 80 pages to fill this story. I'll just say that by the time they took a break for ice cream the flight attendant had frizzy hair and a tired look on her face.

When they were finished with their ice cream they were behind schedule and had to go call a taxi. Unfortunately, there were too many of them for just one taxi so they had to get more taxis. All of them fit into one taxi except for (of course) Tigress and Po so they had to take one separately from the others.

When they finally got into the taxis they were happy to relax. Tigress and Po had an awkward silence for a while.

Come on Tigress! Say something! This is what you've been hoping for! Tigress thought to herself. Luckily Po started up the conversation at about that time.

"So... what do you think of Hollywood?" he asked.

"It's really nice. I've still got a lot of questions though." she replied.

"Well I don't think I can answer them. I'm still confused myself." Po said. Tigress chuckled. She then thought something to herself. Maybe he can answer one of my questions.

She was about to begin her sentence when the taxi driver stopped short. "You two might want to check on your friends." he said.

The two got out of the taxi and were shocked to find that the other taxi had crashed into a fire hydrant. They soon got their answer of why that had happened.

"Sir, why did you let Monkey drive the car?" Viper asked the taxi driver. Tigress and Po looked in the window to find out that the driver hadn't let Monkey drive the car. Monkey had knocked him out so HE could drive instead.

After Monkey received a whole lot more rounds of slapping they finally got out of the taxi. Everyone was okay.

"Great. Monkey, you're paying for that!" Shifu said in a strict tone. Monkey just stared at the ground.

"Well at least the theatre is only two blocks away." the flight attendant said.

Everyone recovered from the car accident and they began walking the rest of the way to the theatre.

To be continued