For Lamia. Part 2 of 2.
"Bella! Damn woman...Bellatrix!"
"What do you want, ickle Rudy?"
"Here."
"What is this?"
"Chocolates. Your favourites."
"...why are you giving me these? What do you want?"
"What do I want?! I'm your damn husband, that's your Valentine's gift, woman!"
"Indeed. Incendio."
"Why – you bitch!"
"Crucio!"
"Aaaagh!"
"Oh, stop your whining, you little baby. Now get out of my sight."
"Enter!"
"My Lord..."
"Ah. Bellatrix. You may rise."
"My Lord, may I speak to you...in private?"
"Is it important, Bella? As you can see, I am rather occupied…"
"Oh, it is, my Lord, very…important."
"Very well. The rest of you, leave us and wait outside. Now, what is it?"
"This, my Lord...my gift to you..."
" 'Gift'? Bella, if you interrupted a meeting of my strategists for…oh."
"His name is Guillotine, my Lord."
"...a basilisk?"
"Yes, my Lord."
"Ahhh...hsss?"
"Ssssssss."
"Sssss."
"M-my Lord, does it – do you, eh, I mean, is it…"
"Do I like it, Bella?"
"Yes, my Lord."
"I do, indeed…"
"I am so glad that my Lord liked my gift…perhaps he might like...another?"
"Another? What…Bella! Stop that! Not…not now."
"Aww…"
"Stop pouting. It wouldn't do for people to see you acting…like that. This is neither the time nor place."
"Yes, my Lord."
"Indeed. Now...Crucio! Out of my sight! I have urgent matters to attend to, else I'd deal with this impertinence here and now...but as it is, I shall discipline you tonight. My quarters, this evening."
"Y-yes, my L-lord..."
"And, Bella? Do not be late..."
"As you wish, my Lord."
I hesitated over adding the 'Voldemort's quarters' scene so long...but I couldn't make it work with dialogue only, so. Fill it in mentally.
Again, be nice...or failing that, be evil.