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Naruto was stuck in a wall.
After Sasuke left two years ago, Naruto suffered Sasuke- withdrawal and had turned to extreme pranking as an outlet. As a result, his ninja peers were often a target of his pranks. Up until now, no one had ever thought to get him back. Until now...
Ino's turquoise eyes narrowed and she smiled wickedly. "Naruto, you're about to pay the price for your crimes." Being a medic ninja, it had been easy for her to put together a ramen- addictive, and had slipped the drug into Naruto's lunch. The result? An extremely ramen- filled, enlarged Naruto. By that time, it was a simple task for Ino to drag his plump body to the busiest part of town and had managed to pull him through a small hole in the wall, effectively trapping him there. Now, it was time for her revenge.
"Naruto, do you know what I'm going to do?" She asked innocently. Naruto groaned and shook his head. She smiled a closed- eye smile. "I- Ino Yamanaka- am going to get you so good, you won't dare to prank again." Naruto's blue eyes widened in fear. Ino reached into her kunai holder and pulled out...
A black marker.
"NOOO!" Naruto yelled and tried in vain to wiggle out of the tight spot- literally. Ino growled and grabbed his head with her arm, managing to draw a shaky mustache on his face. Naruto cried out in horror. Ino shook her head. "It would've been better if you would've just stayed still. But, I'm not done yet." She grinned gleefully and raced to the other side of the brick wall, where Naruto's lower half of his body was exposed, and perfect for her plans.
Passerbys stared awkwardly at the girl as she reached for Naruto's pants. His entire body started flailing around once more in desperation to escape her hands, but it was to no avail. The pants were down, revealing his baby blue and purple striped boxers.
"Ino- ho- ho- hoo." Naruto whined and shifted uncomfortably. Ino guffawed loudly as the extremely manly pattern was shown to the entire Leaf village. But she wasn't done yet, no, not even close. There was work to be done.
In on of her hands was a bag, full of things she was prepared to use against Naruto. And in her other hand was a small spatula. Ino giggled and wound her arm back, then let it swing forward with a chakra- infused hit. Naruto howled in pain and embarrassment as the spatula hit his butt.
"Ino! I'm a man! This is plain disprespectful!" He shouted to her from the other side of the wall. Ino's eyebrow quirked in irritation at his words.
"Hey! You want to talk disrespect? How about that one time you strung up a line of Sakura and mine's PANTIES. That is DISRESPECTFUL BOY." She shouted and smacked his butt again. Naruto sighed and hung his head in frustration. He wiggled his hands, which were stuck on the other side of the wall. He was trapped for the time being, at least until all the ramen was digested.
Ino harrumphed and retrieved the next weapon of choice from the bag. Somewhere in the Akatsuki lair, ominous music began playing. Naruto could practically see his reputation flash before his eyes.
She dramatically flourished a water balloon. Ino raised it and threw the balloon aimed at Naruto's backside. He shrieked and attempted to recoil.
"Ow! What is that?!" He yelled and writhed around. The ice cold water had begun to seep into his boxers, creating a large wet spot. To onlookers, it looked like he had wet his pants. Ino was rolling on the floor, trying to breath between her laughter.
A couple people had stopped to stare at the two. But mostly, at the teenage boy who had apparently wet himself. A little girl stepped forward and pointed at him. "Mommy, look. That silly boy went pee pee in his pants!" She screamed and giggled. Naruto's heart began pounding. He desperately flailed his hands around. "No! No you got the wrong idea, that's not, I mean, I didn't actually, I...INO WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU'RE DEAD!" He finally said. Ino grinned and flicked her hair out of her eyes.
"Naruto, just think of this as repayment for all the times you pranked me. Hm." She suddenly stopped talking and put her finger to her lips. What to do next? There was a silence...then...
Naruto burst out laughing uncontrollably, looking like he was having a seizure. Ino's hands were merciless, brutally tickling his tummy.
"INO- SERIOUSLY- STOOOOP- HAHAHAHA- STOPUUHHH- HAHAHA!" At this point, Naruto began crying from laughing so hard. Ino was just having too much fun. Whipping out a small camera (do these things even exist in this world? Lol, sorry), she ran to the other side of the wall and snapped a picture of the crying/ laughing, ramen- induced Naruto. He didn't even try to stop her.
Ino sighed, feeling a little bad for him. After all, he wasn't a bad guy, just a little annoying. She smiled and put her hands on her hips.
"Naruto, you'd better have learned your lesson, yeah?" She said threateningly. Naruto nodded vigorously. Focusing her chakra on one fist, Ino sent a chakra- loaded punch at the brick wall, effectively smashing it and releasing Naruto from his prison.
He collapsed onto the ground, face down, not even bothering to pull up his pants. Ino giggled. Naruto grumbled something, but with his face planted in the ground, it was hard to hear what he was saying.
"Ino, mm din kye earned mm zin." He managed to say. Ino raised an eyebrow. "Come again?" Naruto lifted his head up, with his eyes closed, feeling mentally and physically drained.
"I think I learned my lesson."
A/N: Hope you liked it! Just a short oneshot, not really a pairing, but kind of, but not really. Ok bye. Leave reviews, and like, and favorite, and [insert more shameless advertising here]