The swordsman gave a look of disapproval and rested his head against the railing of the ship. Its not as if he cared what the blond thought, he was like this all the time, which, on second thought, kind of annoyed Zoro. What annoyed him more was that he could never get any rest because of that blond moron always screaming over the ladies!
Once they docked, Nami assigned tasks to each of them, putting Zoro and Sanji together for their errands.
"You mean I have to go around with HIM?!" The two griped, almost in sync. They whined and complained, glaring and hitting each other with each chance they got.
"Yes! I don't want you getting too distracted by all the girls on this island and not getting food for the ship, so Zoro here is gonna keep an eye on you!" She glared. The two silently agreed, then headed off together.
"This is so stupid… Why do I have to travel with you? I could be taking a nap right now!" Zoro yelled.
"Well you aren't! Our beautiful Nami has given us orders and whether you like it or not, we have to do it!" Sanji yelled in reply.
Just as the two were about to brawl, a girl wearing a yellow bikini and a flower necklace walked up to them. "Hey there! Welcome to Kokoro island! The island of love~ Teehee!" She laughed, and put a flower necklace around the cook's neck, which was similar to her own.
"WOAH~ 3" Sanji jumped back in surprise, his eyes already HUGE hearts. "THANK YOU, You LOVELY GODDESS SENT FROM ABOVE~ 3 IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE WITH YOU~ 3"
Zoro growled and smacked the cook on the head with his sword. "Shut up! Look miss, you're real sweet, but I'm afraid we have some errands to run. C'mon Sanji."
The cook turned back to the swordsman quickly and pressed his forehead against his. "What, are you JEALOUS that I'm paying more attention to her than I am to you and that task that Nami gave us?! We have a while before we have to head out so just relax! It's what you do BEST, isn't it, shitty swordsman?!" Sanji snapped.
The swordsman grinded his teeth, he was appalled with what the cook had to say to him. "ITS WHAT I DO BEST, HUH? I BET YOU WONT THINK THAT WHEN I SLICE YOU INTO BITS!" Zoro argued.
The girl watched in a bit of panic as the two argued. "I-I'm sorry… are you two… friends..? Or lovers?"
As the girl spoke, Sanjis attention was immediately diverted to her, his nose crinkling as she said the word 'Lovers.' Before he was able to say anything, the swordsman immediately spit out "Lover? With this moron? Gimme a break! I'd rather drown myself!" He hissed.
Sanjis eyebrow twitched and he looked back at the Marimo. "YOUD RATHER DROWN YOURSELF? SO IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH, HUH? I CAN GUARENTEE IM BETTER THAN SOME OF THE OTHERS!" He blurted out.
Wait. Did… Did he just say that? Did he actually yell that back as if he cared that the Marimo disagreed with the thought of them being lovers? He didn't care! Er.. He thought he didn't… He was indifferent! But he wasn't going to admit that with such a lovely lady standing there.
The cook looked away and relaxed as he pulled out a cigarette. "Whatever. I don't care about that anyways. We aren't lovers and even if there was a chance of it, I could do better than some Moss-head." He scoffed, trying to play off what he had said previously.
The girl was a bit confused now, but she put a flower necklace around Zoros neck as well. "Well…. A-Anyways… If it wont cause any more fighting, Ill show you two around? After I get dressed, that is… Heh…" She laughed shyly. "Ill be right back, so stay here~"
The female turned and ran off to some of her friends, who all went to the changing room with her. Of course, Sanji was swooning the whole time she was in sight. After she left his field of vision, he looked back at the Marimo, who was looking at him first. Both of them let out grunts and looked away.