More Sleep Dep
=I noticed my asterisk dividers didn't seem to work, so this time lets try $$$$$=
=Disclaimer: Refer to Chapter One=
-At last!- Garra smiled triumphantly as his fingers popped loose of Naruto's infernal contraption. -Now to kill him.- The kazekage raised his head to find the first tentative sunbeams lighting a scene that looked like the aftermath of all the fun-aged shinobi of Konoha and friends waging war on a colony of Tazmanian Devils.
-What in the nine hells?- Garra began picking his way over the debris and bodies, looking for the orange and blonde blob that marked his best friend. His eyes widened as he spotted Sai and Neji, tattered and torn, underneath a half overturned poker table that had lodged against a wall. Not to far along the wall was an exploded floor lamp that seemed to have knocked out Kiba, who was clutching the blouse of a small, loud, black haired girl that Gaara had heard announcing in overly deep tones that shinigami could wipe the floor with ninja. Whatever a shinigami was...
Eventually he found Naruto, sprawled upside-down in a lawn chair with a purple blanket spread carefully over him. Grinning, Gaara took careful aim and flicked the finger torture device into the blonde's open mouth, causing him to jump awake. He slid onto his head, cursed loudly and then yelled as his knees slid onto his face and he toppled over, taking the lawn chair with him.
"The fuck man?!" Naruto jumped to his feet and aimed a wild, sleepy punch at the laughing redhead, who easily sidestepped.
"Thats for the ten hours I spent trapped in that ridiculous thing." Garra said sniffily. Naruto stopped dead, cheeks puffing up with suppressed laughter. "Don't you dare laugh." Garra's voice was deadly. Naruto rocked back and forth, turning red from effort. "Don't."
Suddenly, all the color drained from his face and the laughter completely died. "Garra, I have to leave Konoha. You have to hide me."
=Oh no! If you think a plot might be developing here, think again! This probably wont get better guys. So tired...=