Updates wil be more frequent from this point on. We used Summer as a temporary Hiatus.
Exiled? This early into the game?
Hooray!
Right away Chiron took me to the Big House. "We must speak," He said, "wait here."
Yes, we must speak of your soon exile. Don't move a muscle.
I sat in a chair by a table, it was cold inside the Big House compraed to outside. I could see lepard heads on the wall, witch made me angry because I love leopards….they are my fav animal
Who cares? Monkeys and lions are mine!
That's because you're part monkey.
Only if you're part lion~
(also tigers, otters, and snow lepards.)
Are we supposed to care? Because the fuck I have is flying away.
I heard a noise from the other room so I went there quiet as a lepard and I could see Grover a satyr!
Run Grover, run! You don't belong here! Get to safety!
He speak to himself, in a low clear voice
Must I put on the Grammar Nazi uniform? Well if you insist. It's 'he spoke to himself' not speaks.
"The demigods hate me, they think I don't notice but I heard one of them call me…..a monster! And monsters must Die!"
No! Grover no! What about your girlfriend? What about Percy and Annabeth?
You're not a monster, you're not!
There was something in his hands he was moving slowly at himself, the light from the window glinted it shiny golden cup with ruby on the sides. I knew it was satyr poisen!
Nope! No, no, no! *Breaks into story, grabs Grover and runs* NOPE!
"No, stop," I said. "Don't listen to Annabeth, she is Raicest!"
No she's not! Why do you keep saying she is?!
But it was too late, he was dead! And Chiron was there! "Flavia Knight, what have you done to this satyr? Telll me the truth and you will suffer."
She sent him into madness! Quick kill her!
I'll lend you the needed fire!
My heart sank deeply. I knew what he thought I killed Grover!
You did! You killed him off in the story! You monster!
Chiron raised his voice, "I knew this would happen if Artmeis had a child, didn't you read the prophacy, you bastard?!"
...why would she?
And yes, she is a bastard child. And a bastard.
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT GIVE ARTEMIS A CHILD!
"What prophacy?!" "The one the oracle said! A daughter of Artemis will be a scurge to our camp, a poisened snake, with Artemis's mark, she is stamped! It is a mystery but now I know it means you must leave camp Half Blood before more people die!"
While I'm glad he's kicking her out, that prophecy is pretty obvious.
Damn son, that's prophecy is even more clear than the Warrior Troll Story prophecies!
"Don't exile me, Im innocent!" I yelled.
NO YOU'RE NOT!
Camp Half Blood was my home, it stung in my heart to think I'd never see it again.
Weren't you complaining last chapter about how they killed Luke?
My gray eyes flashed, "You can't do this!"
Yes he can! Get Mr. D!
"Artemis mark!" He pointed, "It is YOUR EYES!"
Her hideous eyes!
...at least they aren't rainbows.
Oh God...I leave you to do Warrior stories on your own and you come back traumatized by rainbow eyes.
"What are they too beatiful for you!" I yelled because I was angry now,
Their ugly. Plain and simple.
he was so hot but so stupid too!
You did not just call Chiron stupid!
You did not just call Chiron hot!
"I will seek out Artemis and the hunters, your camp is Raicest anyway!"
NO IT'S NOT!
Well if she joins the Hunters, she can't have a love interest!
...are you trying to jinx this?
I staked from the room with my bow and arrow to pack!
I continue to give no fucks.
The other demigods sneered as I truged back to cabin 11. Annabeth, who got transfer to the goddess Love cabin now
...why?
You can't transfer cabins, its not like a promotion, it's who your parent is. So why the Hell is she going to Aphrodite's cabin?
(I know her name is Apherdeti but theres no way in hell Im spelling that),
...why? Is their something wrong with her name? People reading, please explain this to me.
led them all to chase me away, only Ivy stood for me.
No. One. Cares.
Why would she defend Grover's murderer?
I packed by bow and arrows and my ipod (ipods work in camp here, this is my story ok?)
You're story is s-s-s-shiiiiit~!
and two pairs of gray skinny jeans and one pair of black skinny jeans with gray around the edges and a white and silver jacket, and a lether belt for my hunting knife. I put on only a little eyeshadow & eyeliner because I'm not a slut.
You sure about that?
This is a Troll fic, the main 'protags' tend to be whores.
Then I put on my boots and went to see Ivy Good bye.
Be safe, Ivy. Maybe you'll be normal now that she's gone.
"But you need three for a quest!" Said Ivy, "its the Law!"
...she's not going on a quest you idiot. She was fucking exiled!
"Yeah like three people like me, they're all bitches and sluts here anyway" I laughed.
Says the queen of Bitch Sluts
But then I stopped laughing. A shadow figure stepped from the shadows, "I will go quest with Flavia!"
SHES. NOT. ON. A. QUEST.
There is a difference between Exile and Quest.
I gasped…Nico Da Angelo!
No! Nononononono! Run Nico Run! Go to your Percy! Away from her!
It's okay, he's gay. He should be safe.
What did you say about jinxing?
Nico was 17
17? Isn't he 13 or 14?
and pale as the Dead.
He is Hades' son.
He had black hair down to his shoulders and abs like chizzled smoke (I could see them because his jacket was ripped in front from a Monster claws.)
...Nico...please no...Spare him...
He was wearing black skinny jeans and a necklace with a silver skull skeleton…my color! But I was sad, because he remembered me of Luke.
Oh god no.
Shut up. Leave Nico alone.
"Wtf, Nico! This is my quest!" I took out my hunting dagger Agamemnon and pointed at him.
This. Isn't. A. Fucking. Quest.
Nico laughed and said "I know something about Percy Jackson you don't!"
...
Why would you betray your crush?
"I hate Percy, he sux cause he killed Luke," I girtted my teeth.
I'm done. I'm done arguing about how he didn't kill Luke
"Yeah well I saw him kissing your little Green friend!"
Oh? so he's with Ivy?
My heart stopped in my mouth, "OMG he is cheating on Annabeth! And she deserves it"
No. She doesn't.
But then I remembered…..Ivy was cheating with my emeny!
What? You guys were dating?
You and Percy are enemies?
Tears sprung from my eyes making my eyeshadow all streak on my face.
What's that I see?
A cliché!
"Ivy you hore, you betrayed me!"
For some reason I've been visualizing her as having a really manly voice. Not Ivy but Favia.
"Its not like that!" Ivy began to cry, "anyway he said he hated Annabeth! Also he said he wish he didn't kill Luke but he had no choice!"
He didn't have a choice. BUT HE DIDN'T KILL HIM
"I have no choice ether" I growled like a lepard of Artemis as I drew Agamemom, "You don't know the meaning of loyalty, say hi to Hades for me, bitch!" I threw the knife imbedding it in her tree.
...
...
Favia is a monster.
With a noisy scream Ivy shrivled away to green dust, blown away on the wind. She was a False friend….my heart broke and I knew that day as I celaned the chorolfyl from my blade I was borned to be a killer.
Oh my God.
I so wanna bring Khaxan into this.
Khaxan would kill her, he'd enjoy killing her because she's just awful.
I could see the impressment in Nico's soleful eyes. "You handled that well Flaiva, but now we need Another, for the quest!"
SHE DIDN'T HANDLE THAT WELL!
"Shut up stutle!" I yelled in greek because the trees were russling and I could see green light flashing by them, I got Agamemnon ready for to attack. Nico got out his sytgian iron sword which glowed darkly and he got ready too standing with his back facing my back, so, the enemy couldn't attack us in the back.
I've given up understanding at this point~
I thought what if it was a monster coming, maybe one I fought with when I was with Luke but remembering what I killed Ivy I stealed my teeth…a daughter of Artmeis couldn't shrink from the kill. I was a hunteress and I knew what that meant.
...
The bushes parted and a shape stood there with the glow from Nico's sword shining on his face so we could see him.
"Who are you, why did you sneak up on us you bastard?!" Growled Nico. The guy who came garled at Nico and I could see under his dark eye brows he had mysteryous eyes that I knew were of magic, "Stop!" I said Nico, "He is a Son of Hecate!"
Isn't Hecate a virgin goddess to? Or am I thinking of Hestia?
The guy blinked cause he was surprised, "How did you know?"
"Hecate evil, she sided with Kronos!" Yelled Nico.
She's neither evil nor good! She helped the guys in the Giants arc.
I almost dropped Agamemnon from my hand in shock, I couldn't believe Nivo talked this way. "I sided with Kronos, its only because Luke's dead I came to your stupid Camp!" The stranger looked at me hotly,
Is said stranger gonna get a name?
I knew he agreed. "But now Kronis is dead anyway, so why does it matter?"
It matters lots.
The Hecate guy was had brown hair in a ponytail and he had no shirt and he had green magic Runes on his ripped up pants which were black like his boots. "Whats your name?" I asked shyly. "Alblaster Toringtan," He said. "I'm 16." I saw he had a locket with a magic sign like a triangle and it was silver!
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE SILVER?!
Nico and Albaster glared at eachother but I stepped in the middle and said, "Look guys, now we have three for our quest if Albaster stays!" I knew he would stay because I could tell he was in love with me,
...Nico is gay.
Does this mean she's a guy?
I could tell from the way he looked at me. I also knew Nico was jealous which made me sad. But I couldn't love them, I remembered of Luke too much.
Who gives a fuck about Luke?!
"Where are we quest?" Asked Albaster. Nico explained, "She is looking for Artmeis, magic-idiot witch boy"
No words. But, M.C this is your cue.
SHES NOT ON A FUCKING QUEST! SHE WAS EXILED!
"I know where Artemis is! Hecate visits her all the time!" Albaster brighted up. "They do ritchuals for the moon at midnight."
And why does this mean you know her?
"R you kidding?" I said, "Show me where right now!" Just then a lot of hell hounds and Nemaen lions sprung from the bushes with…a monitar!
...oh god please no.
"Run Flavia!" Yelled Nico but I took my bow and arrow and shot an arrow right in the monitar's eye, when he exploded in dust leaving only his horns! Alblaster did magic and a hell hound was killed with green flashes. A Nemean loin cut at Nico and his shirt splitting in half, but he took the iron sword and stabbed it! We killed the rest of the monsters and soon they were all dust.
What happened to them being good?
"Your a good fighter." Nico said to Albaster even though he hated him.
Can you feel the love tonight?
"I'll make a fire for the night," I said, and I took Agamenmom to cut up some wood, but Albaster made a magic fire that was real exept it was pale green and glowed in the dark like a bacon.
Bacon glows in the dark?
We sat down next to it and Nico looked really hot with the pale glow on his face, I kind of wanted to make out with him, but he fell asleep and I did too, but Alblaster stayed up so he could stand guard in case more monsters came. I slept all night with love in my heart exept I didn't know who…!And who was Albaster EVIL?!
No one cares but one last thing before we sign off:
THIS ISN'T A FUCKING QUEST!
Seriously, someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with saying Aphrodite!