It was BJ's birthday. He wont tell us how old he is though...I wonder why. Anyway, there was a huge feast laid on the tyre. Strassburg Pie, Caviar, many dishes of cream, potted grouse ,salmon paste, and Argentine Joint. The Joint was requested by Mungojerrie. Tugger was flirting with all of the queen and queen-kits. Jerrie and Teazer were sitting off on the side, semi- watching Quaxo perform magic for the entertainment. BJ, Old D, and Gus were sitting on the TSE-1, observing everyone. Jenny and Jelly were guarding the presents, making sure none of the kittens touched them. Other than that, it was quite and peaceful. Casually, and VERY SLOWLY, Old D stood up.

"Jellicles! Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear Bustopher Jones. To start off the festivities, everyone help themselves to the wonder feast made by our very own Jenny and Jelly. May the eating begin." When he finished his speech, he sat down on the tyre to avoid the rush of Jelllicles's lining up. Cettie, Electra, Pounce, Tumble, Teazer, Quaxo, Jerrie, Jemima, and the rest of the cats behind them.

"God, Teazer, I'm hungry. GO FASTER PEOPLE! OI'M HUNGRY!" Jerrie yelled.

"He's hungry again. He's such a a-hole when he's hungry." Teazer whispered to Tumble and Pounce. For the next 10 minutes, they had to endure Jerrie whining and Teazer telling him to shut up. Finally, Jerrie was at the end of the line.

"Thank God! Let's eat everyone!" He crowed, clearly excited.

"Mommy, can I please deal with him? Please!" A small kitten asked, clearly annoyed.

"Go ahead, kitten." Demeter smiled, excited that her Jemima was coming out of her shell. Jem ran over to Teazer. Once she caught up to her, Jem whispered in her ear with a smile on her face. When she pulled away, Teazer had a mischievous glint in her eyes. Slowly, she started creeping towards the Strassburg Pie and picked it up without anyone noticing but me. Then she crept right above Jerrie, who was hitting up Electra.

"FOOD FIGHT!" She crowed, dumping the Pie on top of Jerrie's head, whos face – I migh had – was priceless. His mouth was wide open, and so was his eyes. He grabbed a piece of potted grouse and threw it into the general direction of Teazer, who ducked. Instead, it hit Pounce on the head. Eventually everyone was throwing food at each other, including BJ, Gus and Old D!

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"That was an...interesting...birthday, BJ." I told him, surveying the scene. Every cat was covered in food and on the ground, laughing and talking.

"Interesting is an understatement, Demeter." BJ said, laughing softly.

"That's true. So, whats next?" I wondered out loud.

"Alright everyone! LETS GO SWIMMING!" Teazer yelled, running in the direction of the Jellicle Swimming pool. All the kittens, hyper on sugar and yelling battle cries, ran behind her, creating a stampede.

"I have to go watch them. See you later BJ." I told him, jogging after the screams of wet kittens.

CFG: HA! I knew that Jemima could be evil!

Jemima: What happened to the Jemima that was sweet and innocent? I liked her!

CFG: Too bad. BTW, has anyone read Raising Rumpleteazer? GREAT STORY PLEASE READ! Seriously though, i want someone to continue it. ARGHHHH! *storms off in fit of rage*

Cettie: *peeks head in* Is she gone?

Jemima: Ya, she just left.

Cettie: YES! Going to go raid her MAGIC STASH! *runs off*

Jemima: Review while I save her sorry butt! *runs off after Cettie*