It was a normal day for Lincoln was watching The lone ranger on Tv when Lori comes in
Lori" uh Lincoln can I talk to you for a minute.
Lincoln" not now I am watching the Lone Ranger.
Lori just turns off the tv
Lincoln "hey I was watching that.
Lori" Lincoln please this is important.
Lincoln" ( signs ) what is it?
Lori" well first please promise that you'll keep it secret don't tell anyone especially Bobby Or mom and dad
Lincoln" okay I promise I won't tell anyone.
Lori" you promise swear to me Cross Your Heart.
Lincoln just crossed his heart.
Lincoln"I cross my heart and hope to die.
Lori" good.
Lincoln" so what is it that you want tell me?
Lori" well ( looks to see that no one's around ) Lincoln I am pregnant and Bobby might be the father.
Upon hearing that Lincoln goes wide-eyed in shock upon hearing that his older sister is pregnant with Bobby's child.
At the bowling alley.
Lincoln just sat there Frozen in shock while jared and Clyde were bowling and Jared sees this and walks to him.
Jared"and licking what's wrong you've been acting weird lately?
Lincoln"I can't say.
Clyde" say what?
Lincoln" if I tell you guys will you keep it a secret?
Both Jared and Clyde sure.
Lincoln"cross your hearts.
With that both Jared and Clyde crossed there Hearts
Lincoln"okay but let's go somewhere private.
With that Lincoln Clyde and Jared walked to a private bathroom and Lincoln whispered the secret into there ears and upon hearing that both Jared and Clyde go wide eyed in shock
Later at the day
At Mel's drive in diner
Both Bobby and Lori were enjoying lunch at the diner while listening to music.
( The song Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis 1957 )
Jerry Lee Lewis"you shake my nerves and you Rattle My Brain too much love drives a man insane you broke my will oh what a thrill goodness gracious Great Balls of Fire.
Bobby" Lori what's wrong?
Lori" what?
Bobby" well why do you have some much food I mean you he two cheeseburgers some fries two shakes and a Coca-Cola
Lori"I just need all the food I need right now.
Bobby"coming to think of it you been acting like this since since we saw that movie the other night at the drive-in
All of a sudden Lincoln Clyde and Jared come into the diner.
Lincoln" hey Lori.
Lori" oh hey Lincoln what are you doing here I thought you we're Bowling?
Lincoln" bowling is over with me and the guys are just getting Lincoln" at Mel's
Lori" oh.
Lincoln sees that Lori has a Lot of food.
Lincoln"you really need that much food?
Lori" LINCOLN
Lincoln" sorry just being honest.
Lori" I just need all the food I need right now.
Lincoln"oh right because you're...
Lori" LINCOLN.
Lincoln" okay okay calm down.
Bobby" what is with you Lori?
Lori" I can say it here I let's go somewhere private.
With That Lori grabs Bobby by the shirt and escorts him to a private restroom
In the restroom Lori closed and locked the door behind her and made sure no one was inside the restroom.
Lori"so you want to know what's up with me?
Bobby yes I liked too.
Lori" okay here It comes Bobby I am pregnant and it's possible that the that you're the father of my child.
Upon hearing that Bobby just went wide eyed in shock.
Lori" Bobby are you okay Bobby.
Bobby just exit the bathroom without saying a word.
Elsewhere in the diner in the booths Clyde and Lincoln eating there food witch was hamburgers with fries while Jared was reading a letter.
Clyde" so Jared who send it to you that letter?
Jared" it's from Cody who's in Korea.
Clyde" Korea?
Jared" yeah he is in the army guarding the 38th parallel to make sure no North Koreans attacked because obviously the War is not over it's just a ceasefire.
Clyde" ah Hopefully He's nice.
Jared" oh believe me he is oh.
Jared when into his shirt pocket and Pulled out a black and white picture of Cody in his Army uniform.
Clyde" wow.
Jared" yep.
All of a sudden Lori just sat down.
Lincoln" Soo how did Bobby take the news?
Lori" he didn't say anything he just left.
Lincoln" oh I am Sorry?
Lori" it's okay I am just scared at what Mom and Dad are gonna say oh God I'm going to throw up.
Upon hearing that Jared just put down his Burger having lost his appetite.
Lincoln" Uh Lori let's not talk about throwing up in front of people are eating
Lori" oh yeah right.
Jared" I'm just going see what is on the Juke box
With that Jared got up and went to see what's on the jukebox.
Clyde" so loris pregnant huh with Bobby's Child huh
Lincoln" uh yeah why ask?
Clyde" oh nothing if you excuse me I need to make a phone call.
Lori" why who are you calling.
Clyde" my therapist Dr Lopez who else.
Lincoln"are you sound upset?
Clyde" I am not upset I am fine.
Lincoln" are you sure cuz you sound...
Clyde" I SAID I'M FINE.
With that Clyde walks to a rotary pay song to Call Dr lopez.
Lori" what was that about?
Lincoln"I do not know.
All of a sudden a song plays
( The song Chantilly Lace By the the Big Bopper 1958 )
The Big Bopper" hello baby yeah this is the Big Bopper speaking ha ha ha oh you sweet thing will I what will I what oh baby you know what I like Chantilly Lace and the pretty face and a pony tail hanging down wiggle in the walk giggle in the talk make the world go round there ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl makes me act so funny made me spend my money make me feel real loose like a long neck goose like a girl oh baby that's what I like
All of a sudden jared walks back and sits down with Lori and Lincoln
Jared"well I found a song.
Lincoln" I hear it.
Jared"yep Chantilly Lace sang by the late Big Bopper.
Lincoln"yep
Elsewhere
Bobby was riding in his 1958 blue Ford Thunderbird thinking about Lori in the baby there possibly gonna have.
Bobby" how could this happen how could I be such a fool I know I should have worn something that night ( signs ) that's mention I probably ruined Lori for life I knew she had dreams oh man she's going to hate me now what am I going to do.
( Elsewhere )
Back at home
Luna" hey look it's Luan
Shows Luan in front of the TV a Bucky beaver Ipana toothpaste commercial mimicking Bucky beaver.
Luan"Brusha Brusha Brusha here's the new Ipana with the brand new flavor it's Dandy for your teeth Brusha Brusha Brusha new Ipana toothpaste Brusha Brusha Brusha knocks out decay germs fast.
Lincoln Jared Luna Lola and lana just luagh at luan mimicking the beaver on the black and white TV.
All ofab sudden Lori comes in.
Lincoln" oh hey Lori you missed Luan the Beaver on TV
Lori" not in the mood right now I have to call Bobby.
With that Lori walks over to the black rotary telephone in the kitchen she picked the phone a dialed the number by rotating the rotary on the phone once the number was dialed Lori just waited for Bobby to pick up.
Elsewhere in Bobby's room
Bobby just layed on his bed until the rotary telephone rings and Bobby answers it.
Bobby" hello?
Lori" Bobby Bobby boo boo bear are you there?
Bobby" Lori is that you?
Lori" oh thank gosh what happened why did you leave without saying a word?
Bobby"I guess I was just shocked about the whole pregnancy thing I mean I don't know what to do I basically ruined your likes I know you had dreams.
Lori" oh Bobby I do have dreams and they are to marry you and have a family of Our Own just because I am pregnant doesn't mean I won't hate you or anything I love you no matter what.
Bobby really?
Lori" yes.
Bobby" I'll be right there.
Lori" huh.
Bobby hangs up the phone and runs out of his room
Lori" Bobby Bobby ar you there?
Later Lori looks out the window to see Bobby in his 1957 Thunderbird having arrived he just ran out of the car and runs to see Lori and hugs her.
Lori" I knew you can hear for me.
Bobby" yep do you get your parents know about you being pregnant?
Lori" no.
Bobby" well let's tell them together.
Lori" are your sure?
Bobby" yeah it makes you feel better I'll do all the talking.
Lori" right well here we go
With that both of Lori and Bobby enter the house to tell rita and Lynn sir about Lori Being pregnant with Bobby's child and is suprised to see them with her other siblings.
Lynn sir" so Bobby I heard you banged my daughter care to explain that?
Lori" oh my God you guys already knew?
Rita" yeah because Leni Lynn Lucy and Lisa told us.
Lori" how do you guys knew?
Leni" we heard you on the phone you are a really loud talker.
Lynn sir" so is this true Lori are you pregnant
Lori" it's possible yes.
Rita how do you know if your pregnant or not well after me and Bobby did it at the drive-in I began to notice that my periods had stopped and plus I began to have cravings for food and often urges to throw up but I don't know if my really am pregnant or not.
Rita"well if you don't know if your pregnant or not I think you should go to a doctor and get tested.
Lynn sir" and if you're pregnant then and you're going to have the rest child yourselves since it's your responsibility
Lori" you think I should go to the doctor?
Rita" yes honey if you do think you're pregnant you should go to a doctor the doctor or will help you.
Both Bobby and Lori just looked at each other.
Bobby" I think you should go Lori you think you really are pregnant you should go.
Lori" your right I should go.
Bobby"I'll take you to the doctor.
With that Bobby and Lori just got into Bobby's car and they drove to the doctor.
Soon the doctor did some test on Lori and soon they went home
Elsewhere
Jared Clyde and Lincoln just talked about what happened.
Clyde"well hopefully Lori isn't pregnant.
Lincoln" what up with you any way?
Clyde" what it's not like I have a crush on her or anything ( nervously giggles )
Lincoln" okay
Jared" I wonder how long it will take to get the results thought.
Lincoln"yeah it could take hours or days.
Clyde" well who knows?
Lincoln" hopefully soon we'll get the results.
Jared" hey you guys want to watch some TV while we passed the time?
Both Lincoln and Clyde" hmm sure.
With that Jared Lincoln and Clyde walked into the house to watch some TV
Elsewhere
At the doctor's office parking lot
Lori and Bobby just walked back to were Bobby's Thunderbird is parked.
Bobby" well that wasn't so bad.
Lori" yep
Bobby"I wonder how long it will be until we get the results though.
Lori" yeah but like I said if I am pregnant this baby won't change anything.
Bobby" it's good to know that we love each other no matter what.
Lori" yeah my mom had giving birth to alot of babies and never heard her separated my parents love each other.
Bobby"it's good to know that your parents get along with each other.
Lori" yes.
Soon they reach the car and they entered the car and soon Bobby started the car and the two drove away from the doctor's office.
Back at the house
Lori and Bobby had arrived to witness the family already having dinner witch happens to be spaghetti and meatballs and garlic bread.
Lynn sir" oh Lori you back how did it go?
Lori"good don't call us and tell us if I'm pregnant or not.
Rita" well I got some extra spaghetti in case you're pregnant knowing that you're going to need alot of food.
Lori" huh yeah good one mom.
Soon Lori and Bobby sat down with the rest of the family and ate dinner with no incidence
Soon the family was watching TV together when all of a sudden the Phone rings.
Upon hearing it ring Lori new it was the doctor.
Lori"I got it.
With that Lori just picked up the phone and answered it
Lori"hello loud house yes this is Lori loud yes aha okay oh I understand well thanks for telling me why I'll tell them.
Lincoln"who was it?
Lori" the doctor it turns out I'm Not pregnant.
Bobby" what really you're not pregnant?
Lori" nope.
Rita" well that's good honey but we are gonna have a really long talk about the uterus and ovaries.
Lori" great looking forward to it
Bobby" well I'm so really rough right now I'm going to go upstairs and throw up.
With that Bobby went upstairs to Throw up.
Lincoln" well I guess you're not pregnant and I was looking actually looking forward to being uncle.
Lori" sorry lincoln but you know what I bet you be a great uncle.
Lincoln"you really think so?
Lori" yeah I mean who knows if it was a boy then it would obviously like the same stuff you like.
Lincoln" well thanks well I geuss I should tell Jared and Clyde what happened.
Elsewhere
At Mel's drive in diner.
Jared and Clyde were having chocolate milkshakes with whipped cream and a cherry on top when Lincoln walks in.
Jared" hey Lincoln.
Lincoln" hey guys.
Clyde"so what's the news on Lori is she pregnant?
Lincoln"nope she's not pregnant.
Clyde" YES OH YES.
both Lincoln and Jared just looked at Clyde.
Clyde" uh I mean oh no.
All of a sudden the servent appears.
The servent"
Lincoln" hey I'll have what there having.
The servent" one chocolate milkshake coming right up.
Lincoln" thanks.
Lincoln sits down with Clyde and Jared.
Jared"so how did Lori take the news when she found out she's not pregnant?
Lincoln" she honestly doesn't look that sad I was kind of disappointed cuz I thought I was going to be at but Lori a Comforted me it told me I would be a good uncle.
Jared" well that's sweet of her.
Lincoln" yep.
All of a sudden the servant gave Lincoln His milkshake.
Lincoln" thanks ( begins drinking the milk shake )
Jared" so she thinks you would be a good uncle?
Lincoln"yep and I believe I would be.
Clyde"you know I like you I bet you would be a great uncle.
Lincoln aw thanks Clyde
Jared" yep
Clyde your welcome
The three boys just continue to enjoy there milkshakes.
The end
The loud house belongs to Chris Savino
Great Balls of Fire belongs to Jerry Lee Lewis 1957
And Chantilly Lace belongs to the Big Bopper 1958