I go home every day. I mean where else am I supposed to go? Ha ha! I lives in a slum, mama says all earth ponies have to live in a slum 'cause the unicorns are too privileged to ever live in a place like this, so now we have to. A few Pegasus used to live here, but theys was just children, they never knew how to fly back then. Once they learn to fly they get out of here. I wish I could fly sometimes. Course I'm sure if I was ever able to fly anywhere my wings wouldn't be able to pick my fat ass up off the ground. I used to wish I wasn't so fat, when I was just a filly I wanted to be a dancer, I could move too. Mama says nobody would hire a dancer with a body like this tho, so I decides to change my mind.
On the way home I gots to walk past dirty houses, dirty roads. Everythin' in this god damn place is dirty as all hell. Its like the sun don't shine, sun don't even come up no more over here, Celestia forgot about us earth ponies. Privileged unicorn bitch back in Canterlot even became a princess a few weeks ago. Mama was furious about that. To get home I got to walk up so many stairs, it hurts my hoofs, my ankles. I don't like stairs. If I's ever famous I'd make it so nopony had to walk stairs, I'd sign every autograph.
I ain't famous tho, I just live here in a slum with my mama. I walk up and down these stairs everyday. Its not as fun as when I was a little filly. I use to run up and down the stairs, other ponies would get so mad at me. Mama would yell "BIG VIOLET YOU STOP RUNNIN' UP AND DOWN THEM STAIRS RIGHT NOW" but I would just laugh and keep going until I was beat.
I open the door to my apartment, some ponies call it a bungalow, but I don't know what that is. I am welcomed with the smell of cigarettes and cat litter and pee, mama was right. Mama's sittin' her fat ass on the couch, she don't ever move from there, she like a beached whale, course I probably look 'bout the same when I sit. I use to think I got my weight problems from mama, but I ain't nothing like her.
"Where were you?" mama asks
"I was at school"
"Why you home so late, Big Violet?"
Late? The fuck I only two minutes, thats just cause I was walkin' slow.
"I ain't late mama, I was just walkin' slow" I says, puttin' my school bag back up. I ain't got nothin' in it but pencils I found on the floor. Back in kindergarten I used to buy all kinds of school supplies, but when you's in highschool its all just pencils.
"So you think you're big shit now, Violet? Think you's can just walk around while I'm home, got fuckin' cats pissing and shittin' everywhere, who's gon' clean that up? If I got, motherfuckin' cats knockin' shit over in the kitchen, I ain't cleanin' that shit up, so who's goin' to do it, if you's too busy out walkin'?"
"Yes Mama, sorry mama" I starts cleanin'.
