Some pick-up lines, I got really bored, so this chapter cae really early!You light up my world like the sharp side of a piccolo
Trumpets do it with 3 fingers
I wish you were my flute so you could finger and blow me all night long
Your calves must ache, 'cause you've been back-marching through my mind all day
Your band uniform is making me uncomfortable. Please, take them off
Do you believe in love at 1st set? Or do we have to run it again?
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet-I can't function without you latched onto me
Hold me! I'm a fermata
Let's make music on my sheets
Do you need me to unzip you?
My reed loves it when I blow hard. It vibrates like crazy. Wanna test it on your wood?
I'd like to roll step over to see your beautiful face when I first wake up in the morning
Babe, you must be a chromatic. You cause me treble
I can snap, I can slide, and I can flank. What more would you want?
Hey girl, is C# your leading tone? Cause I see this night resolving to the D
Hey babe, what's your uniform number? Cuase I'd love to get into those pants
And the best one of all
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I'm in the band
Hope you peed your pants from this (actually, no, I'd like you to use the toilet for its main purpose). I have a lot more, I'll upload them in the next chapter. See y'all there, my fellow bretheren!
~riptidefirebends