September 12th
Sirius it attempted to take a bite out of your hand because it's jinxed for people like you who go rummaging through other people's belongings.
Remus is giving my 'girl' lessons. Since he is such a ladies man. Ha, I'm so much more sexier than him.
First lesson: Having a Decent Conversation.
This didn't go so smooth according to Remus. He said I was to obviously about the whole thing.
Remus (in a high-pitched girly voice): Oh hello James.
Me: Oh hey.
Remus: Nice day for a walk huh?
Me: I guess.
Remus: I'm having some trouble in Muggle Studies; care to come up in my room to help me study?
Me (laughing): Homework? I don't even do mine.
You can see how this is going. In the end Remus got mad cause I commented on what a nice rack he had. He told me we would finish this later then he stormed down to the common room to work on his homework.
I saw Lily in the hallways after lunch and happened to remember what me and Remus had worked on. I complemented her on her rack and that got me a slap on the face. Remus told me this would get me a chance with Lily. It doesn't seem to be working so far.
James Potter
I hope you get Evans soon because listening to you whine about her for six years can really drive a man insane.
Your humble friend,
Sirius