A Sam Christmas chapter 2
Sam: hello
Police: Hello, Sam Pucket.
Sam: whatever I did I didn't do
Police: that is not why I called
Sam: so what's up?
Police: I'm sorry to inform you but the law requires it. Your dad has been executed by the electric chair for the crime of murder.
Sam: WHAT?!
Police: I'm sorry it wasn't my choice, he killed a woman
(Sam hangs up and bawls. She stops after she smells smoke)
Sam notices smoke and fire coming from the tree and cat staring at it
Sam: CAT YOU IDIOT!
Cat: I'm sorry I was just trying to put this ornament on
Sam: that's a lighter you moron you ruined the tree and Christmas
(Cat runs up crying)
Sam: AHHH I hate life and I wish Dice, goomer, and especially you cat would go away. I can't take it anymore. In fact I wish I had nothing to do with People at all
Cat: (yells) well if that's what you want then get out and don't come back.
(Sam storms out and cat throws an elf hat at her)
Tbc….