Bail Organa was facing his daughter Leia, his hands moving through her brown hair, placing it in a cinnamon roll bun, like her mom's. Unfortunately, the hair spray was causing complications.
"WE MUST NOT FALL TO THE DEMANDS OF THE HAIR SPRAY!" He screams, and Leia turns to him with an intrigued look on her face.
"Daddy? What do you mean 'demands of the hair spray?'" She asks, and he shakes his head.
"Nothing Leia, now hold still so daddy can fix your bun"
"They look like cinnamon rolls" She says, looking in the mirror. She tries to grab bun, but Bail slaps her hand out of her hair.
"NONONONO DON'T TOUCH DA HAIR"
"Aww! Daddy! They're soo squishy though!"
"Yes, they are, but they also take daddy like two hours a piece" He chides, reaching up to work with the buns again.
"BUT DAAAAAAADDDDDYYY" She screams, reaching up to slap Bail's arm, causing Bail to glare briefly at Leia.
"Behave yourself Leia, or I might have C-3PO babysit you for the rest of the day"
"Not pee30! He smells like bantha dung!"
"Hmm... That would make a good hair gel." Bail remarks, and Leia glares at him.
"What? It's true..." He says, as he resumes fixing the renegade bun.
Leia rolls her eyes.
"Well it could be worse. At least Vader isn't my father." She states, causing Bail to sweat awkwardly.
"Uh.. What makes you say that sweety? Vader's hardly someone I'd imagine being a father to anyone..." Bail says, as he tugs nervously on his shirt collar. As soon as the words are out of his mouth, Vader comes bursting in through the wall.
"Damn, another hole." Vader says, and stares at the hole.
"What the-?! VADER?!" Bail exclaims as he gapes at the Sith staring at the hole in the wall.
"DADDY WHY IS VADER HERE" Leia screams, and stares at Bail who is staring at Vader, who is staring at the wall.
"I have no idea sweetums.." Bail says. and pushes Leia behind him.
"Vader, what are you doing here?!" He questions, surprise in his voice.
"I heard the call of the Vader! So I came and brought my Padmé doll!" Vader exclaims, and Pulls out a Padmé doll with the same hairstyle as Leia.
"Like the doll? It's Limited edition Pregnant Padmé doll." He explains, to a shocked Bail and confused Leia.
"Call of the Vader? I don't even..." Bail gasps, and glances at Leia behind him.
"Leia, you might want to go into the other room. Daddy's got... Business to discuss" He nudges her to go on.
"Fine." She pouts, and storms over to Vader, kicks him in the balls, before running out of the room.
"OOOOOWWWWW! PADMÉ HOLD ME!" Vader cries, and clutches the Padmé doll, before falling flat on his face.
"Okay Vader, gig's up..." Bail says, crossing his arms to look tough. "Why are you really here? And what's with the doll?" He asks, a questioning look on his face. Vader slowly stands back up on his feet, and addresses Bail.
"I HEARD THE CRY OF THE VADER!" He screams, and Bail rolls his eyes.
"Then why the doll?" Bail asks, a concerned expression on his face.
"It's Padme! The only person who ever cared for me! Unlike you, Bail" Vader cries, and hugs the doll.
"What is that supposed to mean? And Cry of the Vader? Again, what is that exactly?" Bail questions, getting really confused.
"You don't remember that time on Coruscant? When-" Vader brings up, and a blush creeps across Bail's face.
"LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT" He screams.
"Well too bad. Should I bring Leia out here?" Vader threatens, and turns to the door that Leia exited out of.
"I SHALL USE THE CALL OF THE LEIA!" Vader screams, makes a few loud noises, then starts twerking.
"What the..." Bail murmurs, then just stares in confusion.
"It seems burning alive did more to your brain than I thought..."
"Well it's not my fault! Obi-Wan got barbecue sauce on my bathrobe!" Vader tries to explain, still twerking.
"I HEARD THE CALL OF THE LEIA!" Leia screams as she runs back into the room. Vader immediately stops twerking and straightens up, as Bail facepalms. "Must be a Skywalker thing..." He says, to nobody in particular, just before Luke comes running in through the open hole.
"I HEARD THE CALL OF THE LUKE!" He screams, and turns to see Darth Vader and Leia.
"Where are all these 'calls of the whatever' coming from?! I don't hear anything!" Bail screams, as the three Skywalkers start holding hands and dancing in a circle.
Luke and Leia suddenly stop dancing and turn to each other.
"I don't know any of you!" Leia screams, and Luke nods.
"Me either!" He screams, as Vader pulls them back into the circle.
"YOU ARE SKYWALKERS! NOW DANCE THE CIRCLE OF SKYWALKERNESSLY!" Vader yells as they all start dancing again.
Bail just continues to stare until his wife walks into a room holding Darth Vader spinning in a circle with children. Vader stops dancing and turns to Breha.
"You must be the mother of my child" He states, and motions to Leia. Breha just blinks in shock.
"What is going on here Bail? Who are these crazies?" She asks her husband, who is just as shocked as she is. Meanwhile, Luke turns around to look at Leia.
"Woah. Your hair looks like a cinnamon roll" He says, and touches Leia's hair.
"NOOOOOOO" Bail screams, seeing Luke touch Leia's hair. Bail dives at Luke and tackles him to the ground, protecting Leia's hair.
"HEY!" Vader screams as he sees Bail tackle his child. He picks up Bail and throws him across the room. "HANDS OFF MY KID YA CREEP!" He yells, and turns to look at Luke, who is staring at Vader.
"Daddy?" He asks, wonder in his eyes.
"Yes Son?" Vader responds, and Father and Son gaze into each other's eyes, before Luke breaks out into a musical number.
"AAAAANDDDD IIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU" He sings, getting back up onto his feet. Luke and Vader start dancing together, and singing.
"I love everyone! Except for Bail!" Vader sings, and Leia turns to stare at Bail, before joining Vader in Luke in their song.
"FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK LIGHTSABRE!" They all sing. As the Skywalkers continue to sing and dance, Bail picks himself up off the floor.
"Let's go Breha... Before it gets worse"
"What about Leia?" She asks, concern in her voice.
"She's already dead to us, let's go" He says, no emotion whatsoever in his voice, and pushes his wife out the door. Leia rolls her eyes at Bail and keeps dancing with her family.
"ALL THE FEEEETTTT!" Luke sings, and JV-4577 comes bursting in. For some reason, Luke felt a strong urge to jump into his arms.
"JV! You came back for me!" He screams, and jumps into JV's arms.
JV drops Luke, not knowing what was going on.
"I didn't come back for you! I came back for Vader!" He explains, and Luke passes out.
"Not again" Vader cries.
"Aw! JV, look what you did!" Vader chastises the trooper as he picks up Luke from the ground.
"Now, let us be off!"Vader yells as jumps through the open hole with Luke in his arms, leaving Leia and JV-4577 behind.
"So..."JV says as he slides closer to Leia.
"What are you doing?" Leia asks as she looks awkwardly at the trooper.
"Daddy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers"
JV slides even closer to Leia, creeping her out.
"Oh, but I'm not a stranger..." He murmurs, causing Leia to scream and run away.
"Not again!" He cries, to the empty air. Vader bursts in again, without Luke.
"I HEARD SCREAMING! AND I WASNT THE CAUSE OF IT! What is going on in here JV?!" He yells, and poor JV gets so scared he jumps out the hole in the wall.
"Great, Palpy is gonna be sooooo mad at me" Vader moans. As he speaks, his comlink goes off.
"Speak of the devil!" He cries, and answers it.
"Hey Palpy... Wassup?" He greets tentatively.
"Palpy?"
"Sorry, Supreme Emperor Palpy" He corrects himself.
"Vadeeeerrrr..."
"What?" Vader says innocently.
"How many times have I told you NOT to call me that?" The emperor groans.
"Never."
"I GIVE UP! IT'S NOT MY FAULT OBI-WAN GOT BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR BATHROBE! DEAL WITH IT!" Palpy screams and Hangs up, causing Vader to pull out his Padmé doll and start crying.
"Oh Padme... You won't let Palpy be a meany head, will you? You're my only friend..." He cries to the doll, pressing the 'Make me talk' button.
"Anakin- you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow!"
"Not this again... Come on baby, you know I only did it for you!" He tries to explain, but he accidentally force chokes the doll.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I got the idea for this after I looked closely at one of Padme's hairstyles, and saw it resembled Leia's cinnamon bun style. So I joked with Talicor about 'Bail Organa, Politician and Hair Stylist.' After a bit, this was born. Talicor and I wrote this, and you should check out one of her stories! =D This was supposed to have nothing to do with the first story, but JV-4577 came in and well... Leave a review telling us what you think!