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6) Going back to rule 2. What did I say about the cake? Next one to get caught will be joining Fives and Omega squad scrubbing the place down with their toothbrush.
7) No pestering the Alpha ARCs. I don't think I need to elaborate. Everyone should know they're borderline insane...
8) Shinies (and Commander Wolffe), leave General Skywalker's droids alone. I know the gold one's annoying, but he gets the job done. Usually. Plus, the little astrodroid will shock the piss out of you, and I don't want to hear you whine. You have been warned.
9) I know many of you enjoy bolo-ball. But please, keep it civil. Kix is tired of having to bandage people over fights after the game, and frankly, I'm tired of listening to him moan and groan.
(The next time Rex came in for a minor injury (the medic would never let a brother suffer serious pain if he could help it), Kix was none too gentle and "forgot" to administer pain relievers.)
10) Bringing an animal onboard and claiming "It followed me home" will result in said animal being returned and the offender on latrine duty for a standard month. This place is already a circus. We don't need to add actual animals to the act.
(Despite this, a trooper named Stick managed to sneak a pet aboard almost a standard week after the rule was posted. It's been five standard weeks since, and Captain Rex still hasn't a clue.)
10b) And yes, children count, too.