(Insert disclaimer here.)

So this is the first possibility.

And for anyone that didn't realise, this one is a spoof.

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There was a moment of silence where the two people just stared, searching each other's eyes.

"Tony."


"Tony." Gibbs said sternly, looking down on the younger agent.

Tony stumbled over his words. "Gibbs, I… uh… I… It's just that…" He trailed off under Gibbs' glare. Tony knew that he needed to get those three words out into the open.

"Spit it out, DiNozzo!" Gibbs ordered.

Tony looked up resolutely. He needed to do this. It was only three small words. "Gibbs," Tony said, looking his boss in the eyes. "I need coffee." There. It was done.

Gibbs raised his eyebrows. "What?"

Tony gulped. "It's just that all the shops are closed and I ran out." Tony closed his eyes tightly and squeezed a tear out of the corner of his eye. "You were the only person I thought to come to." Tony's voice climbed a few octaves and he struggled to fight back the tears.

Gibbs' expression softened and he opened his door wider. "It's okay, Tony. You can come inside."

Tony smiled gratefully and walked into Gibbs' house, a house that he had been in many times before. "Thanks, boss. I really appreciate this."

Gibbs returned the smile. "No problem, Tony."

Then they both drank coffee into the night and didn't sleep for the next three days.


A/N: Hope you liked it. Please review and tell me what you thought and if I should keep going with this. Remember this is just purely for entertainment and not to be taken too seriously.