"Crazy Christmas Letters!"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Total Drama series or any of its characters. Total Drama and it's characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, what would happen if our favorite characters sent very odd letters to Santa Claus? Well, you get this awesome collection. Enjoy!
Chapter 2: Izzy
Dear fat guy in a big red outfit,
The name's Izzy, aka E-Scope, Explosivo and sometimes in the alien language, Poogawooga Powderbutt. Anyway, I came to tell you what I want for Christmas. It's pretty much a long list, so I'll be quick and fast as I can.
I'd like gun powder, more tons of gun powder, more more tons of gun powder, a bazooka, an AK-47, a magnum, a tommy gun (not one of those toy ones), jalapenos (just because I like them), a cross-bow, a bigger crossbow, tons of dynamite, more tons of dynamite, a warhead, a nuclear bomb, and sugary gummy worms. It's not like I'm using these things to take over the world and blow tons of shit up. I use these things for... inspection! Yeah, that's it! Inspection is what I'm doing. Gotta make sure these things are safe on the battle field. Anyway, make sure you get me these things! Or else I will find out wherever you live and draw on your face as an insult to injury.
Sincerely,
Izzy, aka E-Scope, Explosivo, and Poogawooga Powderbutt.
P.S.: I could be lying. I'm mostly using these things to threaten my ex-boyfriend Justin. He totally deserves it. And I deserve gummy worms because they're chewy and they wiggle a lot. Still, bring me those explosives! I mean it! I totally mean it! NOW! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Wow, looks like Izzy's getting a little too crazy with firearms. Somebody call the National Guard.
Who should be next? Owen, Lightning or Staci?
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