TEH CHAPPIE TWO!?

By Chaxra-san

Disclaimer: Do I even have to bother?


The adventures of Roxas, Demyx ands the moogles!

MORNING!! WOOO0OoOO&&#$((#!!!!!

Roxas: Need.. sugar...

Teleports to Demyx's room

Roxas: Dem... You have the sugar?

Demyx: Sugar... need it...

Roxas: maybe the moogles know where it be...

Demyx: good point

Roxas: Hey, I think I can hear the sounds of Axel being an idiot...

Demyx: I can hear a chainsaw...

Chaxra: From far, far away! IT'S A BLOODY CHAINSWORD!

Roxas: NOWS WE MUST SET OFF IN SEARCH OF THE MOOGLES!!

To make it a lot simpler... they found the moogles in the kitchen...

Roxas: whispers I think... they can't find the sugar... either...

Demyx: whispers Yea...

Moogle 1: What happened to your sugar supplies, kupo?!

Roxas: Can't you just synthesize some sugar?

Moogle 3: Uh... No. It's like alchemy. You can't make gold OR sugar, no matter how hard you try... kupo...

Demyx: If you are moogle no. 1, are you are moogle no. 3, then where is moogle no. 2?

Moogle 1: ...

Moogle 3: ...

Roxas: ...

Demyx: ...Never mind.

Sora!

No, wait... WHAT?!

CHAINSWORD!

...Oh yea.

Random Bug Thing: IT WAS THE MARSHMALLOW-MEN! THEY STOLE ALL OUR SUGAR!!

Roxas: Excuse me, OUR sugar?

Random Bug Thing: Uh... I mean, YOUR sugar...

Flys AWAY!

Moogle 1: My name's Sab! I am a GIRL, kupo!

Roxas & Demyx: Oh.

Moogle 3: I am Ebb! I am a BOY, kupo!

Roxas & Demyx: OKAY! LET'S GET US SOME SUGAR, BOYS! AND GIRL!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAH!!


R&R please! Next chapter weirdness