Wo Ho! Second Chapter is UP! Thank you patient fans for being so faithful, you dont know how much you mean to me! don't forget to review! i hope you like it!
Android 18 had been searching for almost 3 days and now she was tried and lost, and somewhat hungry. (A/N: Ha! Would have never guessed that androids can get hungry, would you?). She had been heading in the same direction all the while and was beginning to think that the trail of energy she had been following was a wild goose chase. She had wandered much farther than she intended to and was beginning to feel lost.
"There must be something I'm missing here, I could have sworn that I was on the right track," 18 thought to herself, "maybe it's time to search by foot, after all, it's not hard to hide it the forest."
And so she did. After many hours of seemingly hopeless searching, tripping over about 300 rocks and almost braking her nose for what seemed to be that hundredth time, she soon excepted that fact that she was completely and utterly lost. Although she was in no serious danger, the rocks and other small nuisances was her greatest enemy. No matter how smart she could have been, mother nature was smarter, and from the looks of it, showed no mercy.
" Why the heck am I so worried about Krillin! I'm an android for Pete's sake! I'm not supposed to love or have feelings! My only purpose is to kill and destroy and if I can't do that then I might as well be sent to the scrap heap and turned into some kind of washing machine or a toaster! It's as simple as that!", 18 snarled to no one in particular.
"And yet, I do seem to have feelings and I don't want to kill or destroy anymore. Am I even allowed to have my own opinion?, I'm I even allowed to decide whether or not I want to kill and destroy?", 18 said to herself in a soft tone, "Am I even allowed to want? Am I even allowed to think? Am I even allowed to hope and dream?". 18 sighed, "Will I ever belong? Or am I just some abomination floating around on this earth only meant to torment, or is there something more for me out there in this seemingly endless world, and why am I thinking? I'm not supposed to think! At least not like this, how old am I anyway? Do androids age? Lets see, I was about 16 when I became an android, I have been an android for about 4 or 5 years, so that makes me about 20 years old, right?"
She soon grew tired of thinking and began her seemingly vain search again. She began walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking for what seemed like forever, until something strange happened. The ground, though often betrayed her, was her only friend and it gave out on her! She fell off about a six foot cliff on the side of the mountain. She soon found that her search was in fact not in vain at all! She had fallen down a slope into the entrance of a cave. She got back on her feet to scan her surroundings.
"Were am I?", said 18.
And lo and behold, sat Krillin, on the far end of the cave. "Well, never thought he would be hiding under a rock this hole time!", 18 said to no one in particular with a slight echo.
" Oh, its you 18, come to torment me or take over the world like you planned?", said Krillin.
"I gave you my word that I would spare you if that were to be so, don't you trust me?," said 18, trying to be as serious as possible though it was obvious to Krillin that she did had no intentions of taking over the world.
Somehow, the more their paths crossed, the more they could see into each others souls.
"I know there is really no reason that you should trust me, being an android that's soul propose is to deceive and destroy," said 18.
" If you never wanted to see me again, then why are you here?", said Krillin.
"Krillin, I wasn't talking to you, it was my conscience! It she or it, or whatever that little demon was wouldn't leave me alone, and I think it took MY advise for a change instead of it being the other way are around and headed for the…..", she was cut short by Krillin.
"You…have a…..CONSCIENCE!!, but you're an android! And you can't have a…" he in return was cut short.
" Yes I have a conscience and, if I didn't, you would be dead right now. I could have very easily killed you with no remorse at all, but because I have a feelings and conscience, I spared you", said 18, trying as hard as she could to choose her words carefully, because if she said one wrong word, she would royally let the cat out of the bag. At some point she would have to, but not now, not yet.
" Well knew you had feelings, just not feelings like that", said Krillin.
18 blushed a whole new color of red. "Well, I blew it now, might as well ditch the bag, because the cat is gone now", she thought to herself.
"I never said I had feelings for you, where did you get that idea?", said 18, as if that would save her now, but she had only made things worse for herself.
"Oh, I'm dead now, that was a smart one."
" Wow, she must have hit her head harder than I thought, first she is imagining a conscious that won't shut up, and now she is imagining me imaging her imagining me? Wait, what did I just think and did she hit her head at all?", Krillin thought to himself.
"Hey, uh, listen 18, do you feel dizzy or strange at all", Krillin asked.
" Dizzy?, why would I feel dizzy", 18 asked.
" Quick, what did you have for breakfast this morning?!", Krillin asked.
"Well, there was no breakfast because I spent THREE DAYS looking for YOU!", 18 said, slightly annoyed.
"Ah ha! All classic signs of a concussion!," Krillin said.
"YOU IDIOT! I DON'T HAVE A CONCUSSION! I SPEND THREE DAYS LOOKING FOR YOU AND YOU TELL ME I HAD A CONCUSSION!! I MAY HAVE TRIPPED OVER ALMOST 300 HUNDRED DOG-GONE ROCKS, BUT I DO NOT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE, I AM PERFECTLY SANE, AND I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW THAT!", 18 yelled to the world.
Again, birds stopped singing, the wind stopped blowing, an time seemed to stand still to question her sanity. Her speech echoed for miles.
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Somewhere far, far away…..
"Hey, jack, did you here something?", said the Canadian.
"Yeah, sounds like someone want us to know that there not insane, Bill," said Jack.
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"Yep, it's a concussion alright", Krillin thought to himself.
"Hey, who said anything about you being insane? I'm just saying that you need some rest, you don't sound right, you really need a nap", Krillin said, trying to be as calm as possible, knowing that there was a skilled assassin, trained to kill, sitting only about 2 feet away from him and at the moment, she was really angry, and he definitely did not want to be mincemeat .
" Maybe your right…", said 18, almost defeatedly, " Maybe I did get a concussion, after all, I did just screamed my sanity to the world, but who died and made you a doctor?".
" Well, let's just say I had enough experience with head injuries, and some never went away, there gone alright, but I still feel them," said Krillin, remorsefully.
"Wait, are we still talking about physical injuries here, because its beginning to sound a lot like emotional injuries", said 18, curiously.
"Both"
"Ok, I'm officially bored, no need I tell me boring stories of your twisted past of fait, heart brake, and tragedy," said 18, plainly.
" Well, your definitely coherent, so I guess your ok, and I'm tired of hiding in a cave, so I guess I had better go," said Krillin. And with that he flew of.
Unfortunately, though, he did not get very far. He was sent on a one way, all expense paid trip strait back to the ground, courtesy of an old "friend".
"17?!," said 18 as her jaw dropped.
"Sis!," shouted 17 as if it was Christmas, " You're alive!", he said as he gave her a large enough hug for the record books.
" WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN! You had me worried sick, you twerp!", said 18, braking the hug.
"Alright sis, what did this punk do to you so I can kill him for it!", said 17, pointing at Krillin, ready to blast his lights out at any given moment.
"How, I can see the resemblance, he's just like her, only eviler ", said Krillin, holding his aching head.
" Don't think I'm afraid to blast you, 17," said 18, holding a blast directly about a half inch away from 17's head, "Now, step away from Krillin, and don't try anything smart."
"Aw, but Sis!", said 17 like a 6 year old.
" BUT NOTHING! LEAVE KRILLIN ALONE OR SOMEONES GOING TO GET HURT!", said 18, as the blast now was bigger than 17's head.
" Aw, your no fun, what did this guy DO to you?", said 17, now not concentrating on Krillin as much.
" What ran YOU over with a train?," snapped 18 back.
" What bit YOU in the butt?"
" I'd bet you've spent the last three weeks on vacation in HFIL!"
" That's not true!"
" Is to"
" Is not"
" Is TO"
" Is NOT"
" IS"
" ISN'T"
" IS"
" ISN"T!"
" IS!"
" Is," said Krillin, sheepishly.
" STAY OUT OF THIS!," they said in unison.
" I know for a fact you were in HFIL," said 18.
" How do you figure that, 18, your dumber than I thought!," said 17, slightly annoyed.
" WELL, ITS ONLY COMMON SENCE THAT YOU WOULD BE DEAD IF YOUR NOT ALIVE!, and if you were ALIVE, I would have sensed you! And if you were DEAD, as in, NOT ALIVE, YOU WOULD BE IN HFIL, there is no way YOU could have gotten into heaven with your disposition!," said 18, trying to catch her breath.
" Well your no saint your self, 18," said 17, matter-of-factly, " I'd bet you're planning to kill that pathetic bald punk and the rest of this world right at this moment."
" What gave you that idea? You look more like someone who would destroy the world, its true, I'm not a saint or anything close to it, but will not kill innocent people anymore," said 18.
" Well, well, well, Ms. Goodie-good-do-gooder wants to win the noble peace prize, Well, go right ahead, but remember this, I love you, sis, no matter what you do," said 17, now looking directly in her eyes.
" So, I take it you weren't dead and you are good?," said 18.
" No, I was not dead, but I refuse to say I'm 'good', so no," said 17.
And with that, 17 flew off.
" I'm glad that's over," said Krillin, now back on his feet.
" Ya, me to," said 18, " It's good to know he's alive, he can be annoying at times, but I love him none the less."
" KRILLIN!", shouted a figure in the distance.
" What the heck?!," said 18 and Krillin in unison.
The figure galloped as fast as her legs could carry her over to Krillin.
" KRILLIN I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!," yelled Maron in her usual girlish voice, squeezing Krillin nearly to death.
" I…missed…you…. too….please….can't…BREATH!," said Krillin, gasping for dear life.
" Oops, sorry," said Maron, sheepishly, releasing her grip.
18 cleared her throat loudly from the dark side of the cave to get Maron's attention, and get a little well deserved fun out of scaring people.
" AHHH! ITS…IT'S THAT ROBOT! EEK! KILL IT, KRILLIN, KILL IT!," screamed Maron from behind Krillin.
"Since when am I a ROBOT?, last time I checked, I was not a tin can, although how would a dumb floozy like your self be able to tell the difference," said 18, now directly in her face.
" Well…look who's talking, DUMB BLONDE!," said Maron, Trying to come up with a good come-back.
" THAT'S IT! SHES GOING DOWN!," said a very steamed 18, holding a blast larger than life to Maron's head.
" NO, 18, WAIT!," said Krillin, "DON"T KILL HER! She's my…"
" Girlfriend?"
" Well, yeah, sort of," said Krillin, sheepishly.
" YAH! I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND, SO WATCH IT, BLONDIE," said Maron.
" Well then, don't let me ruin your happiness, I'd better leave you love birds alone, see ya, Krillin, don't forget to invite me to your wedding, I'll be sure to put black flowers on your gave," said 18, sadly.
" Wait, 18, don't go!," cried Krillin.
"Don't leave me here…", thought Krillin.
Third Chapter on it's way!