Rukia… A Narutarded sister
Created by LarvaxMiyu31
People JUST CALL ME SAKURA!!
Chapter 2: Byakuya and Rukia?
"Rukia, Rukia, Rukia!!!" Byakuya shouts walking into her office wearing a headband...
"What, what, what!?!?!?" Rukia said jumping with joy
"NARUTO IS ON!!!!!!!"
"WOW!!!! AWESOME!!!" Rukia and byakuya sit down on the couch...
"Previously on Naruto"
"Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi" Sakuke says with a blank expression and an annoying voice...
"WHAT!!! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLE WANT THAT IS SO FREAKEN IMPORTANT???"
"Hi..." Sasuke says
"I think I'm goanna kill you..."
New episode!!! Itachi kills Sasuke...
"Die..." Itachi says throughing a kunai
"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo" Sakura screams in a slowed down voice
"Sasuke it's time for NUMA NUMA song!!!" Sasuke's Mom called out...
"Miya hi Miya ho Miya ha Miya ha ha..." about 3:30 minutes later...
"Um... Sasuke once again... Die..." Itachi calls out once rested from the seemingly endless dancing.
"Itachi are you hi?" Sasuke says as he is hit with a kunai and blood is gushing everywhere...
Then Naruto walks in, "And that children is why you don't do crack!" Naruto says and then leaves...
End of episode...
"Byakuya that was like the best episode ever wasn't it!!!!" Rukia said ajusting her headband.
"Yeah c'mon let's see what everyone else is..." Byakuya stoped to see a fimilier person standing near..., "Oh god... Hi Erin... Scottie..." Byakuya runs as he leaves a note.
"Scottie look the note says Mary is in the corner hiding! Doesn't he mean Urahara?"
"Wait Mary lied? Her name is Urahara? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE GOOD WORLD OF CHEESE?"
"Wow..." Rukia said, "Isn't it fun torchering Byakuya! This was an awesome idea!"
LarvaxMiyu31: well I thought that was pretty funny. I was laughing the whole time I was writing it! Oh and Erin and Scottie are from Chating with Byakuya... HI ERIN!!! HI SCOTTIE!!! ehem also Renji has stolen the last box of fruity pebles and only Erin can make him give them back!